Viscount (they/them)
@vpurple.bsky.social
Of the they/them, potentially slutty variety who lives in Devon, UK. Enby. Poly. NSFW (turn back now/turn on your filters)
Shier than you might think.
Returning naturist, verbose, colourful, over-analyst.
No masculine markers please.
Shier than you might think.
Returning naturist, verbose, colourful, over-analyst.
No masculine markers please.
Please don't make me!
December 2, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Please don't make me!
I may have fresh bedding, an evening of wine and nice food but my god I'd trade them all to wake up in a sleepy cuddle 🥹
November 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I may have fresh bedding, an evening of wine and nice food but my god I'd trade them all to wake up in a sleepy cuddle 🥹
Let's start an over 30 selfie thread
43, I think. I'm pretty sure.
*Counts*
43!
43, I think. I'm pretty sure.
*Counts*
43!
November 30, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Let's start an over 30 selfie thread
43, I think. I'm pretty sure.
*Counts*
43!
43, I think. I'm pretty sure.
*Counts*
43!
The hair is huge, and thiiiiick at the moment, thank god I have an appointment on Monday for it. #pinkhedge
November 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The hair is huge, and thiiiiick at the moment, thank god I have an appointment on Monday for it. #pinkhedge
What the hell, I've not been on a bandwagon in a while
November 29, 2025 at 9:02 AM
What the hell, I've not been on a bandwagon in a while
Productivity spoons: all fucking gone.
Someone come distract me and tell me in pretty? 🥹
Someone come distract me and tell me in pretty? 🥹
November 28, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Productivity spoons: all fucking gone.
Someone come distract me and tell me in pretty? 🥹
Someone come distract me and tell me in pretty? 🥹
That fucker is in the bath, again.
November 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
That fucker is in the bath, again.
I'm sorry, what?! I'm supposed to go get my own breakfast and coffee?!
November 23, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I'm sorry, what?! I'm supposed to go get my own breakfast and coffee?!
And then...
Fucking Sea Hag!
Fucking Sea Hag!
November 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
And then...
Fucking Sea Hag!
Fucking Sea Hag!
Oh for fuck sake
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Oh for fuck sake
One of those days, I guess
November 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
One of those days, I guess
If someone finds my energy, could they please return it to me?
November 16, 2025 at 10:08 AM
If someone finds my energy, could they please return it to me?
I'm awake. I'm awake!
November 15, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I'm awake. I'm awake!
The face / the (current) scents (because I have a 'light' and a 'dark')
November 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The face / the (current) scents (because I have a 'light' and a 'dark')
It's so goddamn sour that I still have times I cannot listen to it.
November 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
It's so goddamn sour that I still have times I cannot listen to it.
I have pieces of music that I need to take a long run up to in order to listen again. This one requires me to take on a marathon, so I've just had to skip it so I don't ball my eyes out at Birmingham New Street.
Do you have any music that does that to you?
I'm fine, btw. 😊
Do you have any music that does that to you?
I'm fine, btw. 😊
November 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I have pieces of music that I need to take a long run up to in order to listen again. This one requires me to take on a marathon, so I've just had to skip it so I don't ball my eyes out at Birmingham New Street.
Do you have any music that does that to you?
I'm fine, btw. 😊
Do you have any music that does that to you?
I'm fine, btw. 😊
I've come home from work and been taken by the sofa with very little resistance as I'm ILL! 😷🤧
November 3, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I've come home from work and been taken by the sofa with very little resistance as I'm ILL! 😷🤧
Reunited!
❤️❤️❤️
❤️❤️❤️
October 31, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Reunited!
❤️❤️❤️
❤️❤️❤️
Living the humour of Pollo
October 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Living the humour of Pollo
Unf! Love the squall vases 😍😍
October 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Unf! Love the squall vases 😍😍