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Fruit Punch Samurai
@davidtrey.bsky.social
33, He/Him
Due to personal reasons, I will not be holding myself accountable for my next actions
Wallpaper check!
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Re-reading through Bleach and this poem 😍🥺
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I was talking to Bloomf, and remembered this old clip of when I was so pent up I had to bust in my car in the parking lot at work! Happy FCF everybody 😏
November 7, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Dinner, anyone?
October 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I spun the wheel and i got my favorite type, Ground! Here's few of my faves
October 21, 2025 at 7:10 AM
On this World's Mental Health Day, I really wanted to vent out (because I have no one to talk to) but I spent all week feeling like shit and all because I was sick last week and was taking care of myself and it reminded me of how ALONE I am! 1/3
October 10, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I can see it tbh
October 8, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Everyone talking about being ruptured and I feel like i missed something! What happened?
September 23, 2025 at 12:01 PM
His last words being debating someone over gun control is HILARIOUS! Oh well, rip bozo
September 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Waving goodbye to the Sumud Flotilla
September 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
If he's dead im posting a nut video with sound on
August 30, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Can you believe it's my 33rd birthday?! Happy birthday to me 🎉🎉🎉
August 19, 2025 at 8:15 AM
If you see this QTD with 10 games to get to know you by:

Skyrim
Mirror's Edge
Prince of Persia: Sands of Time
Assassin's Creed 2
Blasphemous
Pokémon White 2
Pokémon Platinum
Hades
Persona 5
Hollow Knight
If you see this, QTO with 10 games to get to know you by:

Super Mario RPG
Tomb Raider II
Mortal Kombat 11
Pokémon Legends Arceus
Super Metroid
Tekken 2
BtVS: Chaos Bleeds
Enter the Matrix
inFamous
Ape Escape
If you see this, QTO with 10 games to get to know you by:

Walking Dead Tell Tales
Dreamlight Valley
Midnight Club: Dub Edition
Pokémon Stadium
Pokémon Go
Mortal Kombat
Injustice
Just Dance
DJ Hero
Super Smash Bros.
August 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Spent a day at the nudes beach in Sitges, 10/10 would recommend
August 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Me, looking at all the humpday posts by all my beautiful bloomfies 😍🤤
August 6, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Happy #OdaibaDay
Also, the countdown to my birthday has officially started
August 1, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Collecting guys in Prague like they're Infinity Stones
July 29, 2025 at 10:32 AM
American in front of eating KFC with his friend, then he looks at him and says that it tastes a lot "healthier" than the one in the US! WTF do you mean? That greasy garbage?! HEALTHY?! What are they feeding y'all over there?!
July 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Remind me not to go out commando 😅
July 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
This heat has me looking for housing options in Antartica! Anyone wanna be a houseboi when I move there?
June 30, 2025 at 3:28 PM
For reference, since someone asked nicely
June 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Coworker who we've only exchanged plaisanteries with said to me out of the blue, "Are you wearing tight pants, or are you packing in both the front and the back?"
Help, im being hit on by straight guys 🤢
June 27, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Morning people!
June 23, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Not me unintentionally quoting Kizaru! One Piece is one of the best pieces of fiction ever written! Relevant political discourse AND amazing queen representation
June 22, 2025 at 9:41 AM
He really said maintaining I*srael's agenda is the top priority! Welcome to WW3 I guess
June 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM