Fruit Punch Samurai
@davidtrey.bsky.social
33, He/Him
Due to personal reasons, I will not be holding myself accountable for my next actions
Due to personal reasons, I will not be holding myself accountable for my next actions
Just gobbled up an entire rotisserie chicken and made some fries
January 13, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Just gobbled up an entire rotisserie chicken and made some fries
Pokémon team using the first letter of your name.
I would add Drednaw and Dudunsparce to round-out the team
I would add Drednaw and Dudunsparce to round-out the team
January 12, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Pokémon team using the first letter of your name.
I would add Drednaw and Dudunsparce to round-out the team
I would add Drednaw and Dudunsparce to round-out the team
If you see this post, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
January 10, 2026 at 4:46 PM
If you see this post, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
2016 ==> 2026
Wait I can FINALLY play along with one of these, I never seem to have old pics but this time i doooo!! So have at it
Wait I can FINALLY play along with one of these, I never seem to have old pics but this time i doooo!! So have at it
January 8, 2026 at 6:08 PM
2016 ==> 2026
Wait I can FINALLY play along with one of these, I never seem to have old pics but this time i doooo!! So have at it
Wait I can FINALLY play along with one of these, I never seem to have old pics but this time i doooo!! So have at it
You guys gotta do better, why so many mutuals with someone so disgusting
Why is @buffetbeercan.bsky.social
picking a weird ass fight?
-And being insanely transphobic in the process???
picking a weird ass fight?
-And being insanely transphobic in the process???
January 7, 2026 at 6:00 PM
You guys gotta do better, why so many mutuals with someone so disgusting
The mood this evening, anyone wanna help recreate this?
January 7, 2026 at 5:48 PM
The mood this evening, anyone wanna help recreate this?
January 7, 2026 at 5:37 PM
First day back yo work. Hope no one tries me today
January 5, 2026 at 5:36 AM
First day back yo work. Hope no one tries me today
On a more wholesome note, I made it back home (after a flight that was delayed from 11pm to 2 am) and in on my way to get my babies back home!! Nothing beats being in your own bed
January 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
On a more wholesome note, I made it back home (after a flight that was delayed from 11pm to 2 am) and in on my way to get my babies back home!! Nothing beats being in your own bed
Early morning shenanigans! Glad to be back in my bed
January 3, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Early morning shenanigans! Glad to be back in my bed
My word of the year is:
January 1, 2026 at 6:46 PM
My word of the year is:
In the new year, wear an extra layer, it's cold AF
January 1, 2026 at 12:39 AM
In the new year, wear an extra layer, it's cold AF
I net one of my favorite porn CCs last night and he complimented my 🍆 it was a WILD night
December 30, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I net one of my favorite porn CCs last night and he complimented my 🍆 it was a WILD night
Hahahahaha starting the year with french racist dead and closing it with another french dead is so cathartic
December 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Hahahahaha starting the year with french racist dead and closing it with another french dead is so cathartic
So genuine question, is the plot of the hockey show good or the sex IS the plot? Idk if i wanna watch it if it's a mid plot carried by good sex scenes
December 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
So genuine question, is the plot of the hockey show good or the sex IS the plot? Idk if i wanna watch it if it's a mid plot carried by good sex scenes
Merry Christmas to all those who celebrate. Just showing off because it's one of *those* days
December 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Merry Christmas to all those who celebrate. Just showing off because it's one of *those* days
Putting yourself out there on the apps can be a very humbling experience. To be so VISCERALLY rejected in succession makes me wonder!! I know I'm not the most attractive person out there but damn!!!!!
December 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Putting yourself out there on the apps can be a very humbling experience. To be so VISCERALLY rejected in succession makes me wonder!! I know I'm not the most attractive person out there but damn!!!!!
Bifle(n), Biffler(verb): french word meaning to be smacked across the face with a penis
a woman in a red suit is holding a microphone and a rainbow is behind her
ALT: a woman in a red suit is holding a microphone and a rainbow is behind her
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Bifle(n), Biffler(verb): french word meaning to be smacked across the face with a penis
Paris, combien je te détestes 😭
December 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Paris, combien je te détestes 😭
Going to miss going on these cute morning jogs, as of tomorrow I'm going back to France for a little while and I'm bracing myself for the cold
December 15, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Going to miss going on these cute morning jogs, as of tomorrow I'm going back to France for a little while and I'm bracing myself for the cold
It's a foggy day today, going to work from a Café today and caught these on the way
December 11, 2025 at 7:31 AM
It's a foggy day today, going to work from a Café today and caught these on the way
Morning beautiful people! This is the best sound I can ever hear
December 10, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Morning beautiful people! This is the best sound I can ever hear
Today on my lunch break, I met with the CUTEST Scottish gay couple, they are here on a break to get some sun and I had the time of my life!! I'm always happy to see (relatively older) gay couples it fills my heart with joy!! I'm taking them to dinner in my favorite street food joint tonight
December 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Today on my lunch break, I met with the CUTEST Scottish gay couple, they are here on a break to get some sun and I had the time of my life!! I'm always happy to see (relatively older) gay couples it fills my heart with joy!! I'm taking them to dinner in my favorite street food joint tonight
Woke up from a nap with 🍑 on my mind! Guess I'll see who's available
December 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Woke up from a nap with 🍑 on my mind! Guess I'll see who's available