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'Nolite te bastardes carborundum'
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Trump MEGA DONOR Timothy Mellon who just paid for the military pay is heir to bank BNY Mellon, which is CURRENTLY being SUED FOR its ROLE IN JEFFREY EPSTEIN’S TRAFFICKING network. #cdnpoli
October 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Ford blames Jays playoff ticket gouging on asshole premier who scrapped Ticketmaster law in 2019
Ford blames Jays playoff ticket gouging on asshole premier who scrapped Ticketmaster law in 2019
QUEEN’S PARK - After resale tickets to the Blue Jays’ World Series immediately skyrocketed into the thousands of dollars, Ontario Premier Doug Ford held a press conference to place the blame solely on...
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October 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
October 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
October 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
“He’s Losing It”: White House Insiders/Aides In "Panic Mode" Over Trump’s Severe Mental Decline After Yesterday's Disastrous Appearance
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“He’s Losing It”: White House Insiders/Aides In "Panic Mode" Over Trump’s Severe Mental Decline After Yesterday's Disastrous Appearance
From slurring speeches to gapping out and constitutional delusions, Trump's press conference was a real-time broadcast of a presidency in cognitive collapse.
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July 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Newsletter 7: Trump Voters Set to Meet Reality
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Newsletter 7: Trump Voters Set to Meet Reality
Coming Budget Cuts | More Lies Dissected | Still Putin's Bitch | Cabin Fever Binges
open.substack.com
March 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
True Canuck Mike Myers (vs Gretzky
March 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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After 1,000 National Park Service employees were abruptly fired on February 14, staff banded together to signal “dire distress” by draping an upside-down American flag from the 3,000-foot summit of Yosemite’s iconic El Capitan monolith.
February 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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February 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Doug Ford promised to fix Ontario’s universities. Instead, he made them worse.

Former Laurentian University economics professor David Leadbeater takes a closer look at how corporatization is threatening the province’s post-secondary education system: thewalrus.ca/inside-doug-ford...
February 23, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Canuck Sovereignty on the line, McDavid for the OT Victory 🍁
February 21, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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I'm sorry, "stackable tariffs" is an idea so stupid and capital-G Gamer Economy brained that I can't help but laugh. www.cbc.ca/news/world/w...
Tariffs atop tariffs? White House says levies on Canada would be cumulative | CBC News
At the moment, the U.S. is threatening two actions: a worldwide tariff of 25 per cent on steel and aluminum starting March 12, and it has also paused, until March 4, the threat of an economy-wide 25 p...
www.cbc.ca
February 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Sad to see the media still not getting how to handle these clowns. Stop taking any of their BS seriously! Ridicule and satire are the best tools in the box right now. Refer to “President Musk” and mock their lame BS over names and plastic straws when the People have serious issues!
February 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Folks trying to save USAID are trying to counterprogram Musk's $40 million Super Bowl ad. They're asking everyone to share this video as widely as you can today: www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqUE...
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February 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Leavitt says they’ve begun flying deportees to Guantanamo Bay.

This is functionally disappearing human beings.

There is no consular access to Guantanamo, making it nearly impossible for those held there to be represented by their governments.

There is virtually no media access, either.
Trump administration says it has begun deporting migrants to Guantánamo Bay
Press secretary says at least two deportation flights to Cuban base of undocumented immigrants ‘under way’
www.theguardian.com
February 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
#cdnpol #Canada
Who made the ‘terrible deal’ w/ 🇨🇦?
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February 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
In true Canuck style 🏒, “Forte et Libre… We stand on guard for Thee” !! RCMP vocalist. Go Leafs Go :)
#Canada
February 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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In the words of Charlie Angus:

"Today is the beginning of a grassroots resistance."

#StandUpForCanada #WeTheNorth
#StandUpAgainstBullies #CanPoli #CdnPoli
#PledgeForCanada #EngagementPourLeCanada
#CanadaSky
Today we launched the Pledge for Canada.
We have voices from across the political, cultural, labour, Indigenous spectrum.
We are building a movement to maintain pressure on our leaders not to sell out our nation or our values.
Please sign and join the movement.
engagement-canada-pledge.ca
Pledge for Canada | Engagement pour le Canada
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January 31, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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To review, the FAA administrator was forced out because of a business vendetta of Elon Musk’s, Trump froze the hiring of new ATCs despite staff shortages, Musk launched an underhanded attempt to hollow out the whole federal workforce, and then the first US airliner crashed in 16 years.
January 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Massive rally in Berlin against against far-right fascism. 🙌🙏💪👏👊👇
January 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Let Denmark cook.
January 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Albeit crisp, Wolf full moon brightening up the winter sky
#nature #Canuck
January 15, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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“We find you very attractive, but we’re not moving in with you. It’s not you, it’s us. …We can be friends. There can be a few benefits Jon, we can be friend with benefits.”

Must watch. Carney is hilarious! This is who I want to be PM #cdnpoli
Mark Carney - Canada Not Interested in Trump’s Offer & Liberal Leadership Prospects | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
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January 14, 2025 at 12:44 PM