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I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one hell of a good time. Sometimes this makes planning my day difficult. E.B. White
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
theonion.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
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Executive Order designating the Trix Bunny as an enemy combatant
Executive Order announcing that Bigfoot has had his passport revoked and will be summarily deported
Executive Order declaring that money from the Tooth Fairy is tax exempt
Executive Order announcing that Bigfoot has had his passport revoked and will be summarily deported
Executive Order declaring that money from the Tooth Fairy is tax exempt
September 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Executive Order designating the Trix Bunny as an enemy combatant
Executive Order announcing that Bigfoot has had his passport revoked and will be summarily deported
Executive Order declaring that money from the Tooth Fairy is tax exempt
Executive Order announcing that Bigfoot has had his passport revoked and will be summarily deported
Executive Order declaring that money from the Tooth Fairy is tax exempt
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I stand with PBS.
I stand with NPR.
I stand with Stephen Colbert.
I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.
I stand with the First Amendment.
PERIOD.*
*Also #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
I stand with NPR.
I stand with Stephen Colbert.
I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.
I stand with the First Amendment.
PERIOD.*
*Also #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
September 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I stand with PBS.
I stand with NPR.
I stand with Stephen Colbert.
I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.
I stand with the First Amendment.
PERIOD.*
*Also #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
I stand with NPR.
I stand with Stephen Colbert.
I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.
I stand with the First Amendment.
PERIOD.*
*Also #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
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i just did this for $10/month. worth every penny.
Did you know that for $5/month, you can get PBS Passport, a service that unlocks the vastness of the @pbs.org libraries?
Feed your mind while you help PBS stay on the air.
Feed your mind while you help PBS stay on the air.
Getting started with PBS Passport
PBS Passport is a member benefit from participating PBS stations that gives eligible donors and supporters extended access to an on-demand library of quality public television programming online. If ...
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July 19, 2025 at 5:17 AM
i just did this for $10/month. worth every penny.
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In for one.
Holy crap. These are officially licensed with proceeds going to the Corporation for Public Broadcasting! #PBSisPUNK
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PBS is Punk Distressed Tee
Official licensed merchandise. ‘PBS’ and the ‘PBS logo’ are trademarks of the Public Broadcasting Service and are used with permission. All rights reserved. PRE-ORDER INFO: This is a pre-order item, a...
twocrowcollective.com
July 12, 2025 at 8:12 AM
In for one.
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The U.S. has hit an unwelcome milestone in measles cases this year. The CDC is reporting 1,288 cases across the country. The disease was declared eliminated 25 years ago.
U.S. measles cases hit highest level in 33 years, CDC reports
The U.S. has hit an unwelcome milestone in measles cases this year. The CDC is reporting 1,288 cases across the country. The disease was declared eliminated 25 years ago.
n.pr
July 9, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The U.S. has hit an unwelcome milestone in measles cases this year. The CDC is reporting 1,288 cases across the country. The disease was declared eliminated 25 years ago.
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Thanks for the reminder @janemunday.bsky.social. Every summer, I repost this article DROWNING DOES NOT LOOK LIKE DROWNING. To date, I know of FOUR kids who were saved after someone who'd clicked on the link learnt how to spot actual drowning. Take time to read and pass on.
slate.com/technology/2...
slate.com/technology/2...
Drowning Doesn’t Look Like Drowning
Drowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect.
slate.com
June 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Thanks for the reminder @janemunday.bsky.social. Every summer, I repost this article DROWNING DOES NOT LOOK LIKE DROWNING. To date, I know of FOUR kids who were saved after someone who'd clicked on the link learnt how to spot actual drowning. Take time to read and pass on.
slate.com/technology/2...
slate.com/technology/2...
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Your choices, your actions, that’s what makes you who you are.
Check out the new trailer for Superman, coming to theaters July 11.
Check out the new trailer for Superman, coming to theaters July 11.
Superman - Official Trailer - IGN
Watch the Official Trailer for Superman, the upcoming DCU film distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures.Superman stars David Corenswet in the dual role as Superman/Clark Kent, Rachel Brosnahan as Lois Lan...
www.ign.com
May 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Your choices, your actions, that’s what makes you who you are.
Check out the new trailer for Superman, coming to theaters July 11.
Check out the new trailer for Superman, coming to theaters July 11.
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Julia Garner's cosmic herald shines (literally) in our latest look at Marvel's First Family in action.
Fantastic Four: First Steps' New Trailer Heralds the Rise of the Silver Surfer
Julia Garner's cosmic herald shines (literally) in our latest look at Marvel's First Family in action.
gizmodo.com
April 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Julia Garner's cosmic herald shines (literally) in our latest look at Marvel's First Family in action.
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“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
April 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
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The Trump administration’s worldview in a nutshell: If you’re white, you’re all right. If you’re brown, get out of town.
April 17, 2025 at 10:56 AM
The Trump administration’s worldview in a nutshell: If you’re white, you’re all right. If you’re brown, get out of town.
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Does anyone know what he's talking about?
Where are the showers not working? Where are the dishwashers not doing the job? Where is this coming from?
I feel like an investigation will show that Trump shafted a plumbing contractor and they got revenge by messing with the pipes at Mar-a-Lago.
Where are the showers not working? Where are the dishwashers not doing the job? Where is this coming from?
I feel like an investigation will show that Trump shafted a plumbing contractor and they got revenge by messing with the pipes at Mar-a-Lago.
These EOs are just slightly longer social media posts from a deranged mind.
Maintaining Acceptable Water Pressure in Showerheads
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1. Purpose.
www.whitehouse.gov
April 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Does anyone know what he's talking about?
Where are the showers not working? Where are the dishwashers not doing the job? Where is this coming from?
I feel like an investigation will show that Trump shafted a plumbing contractor and they got revenge by messing with the pipes at Mar-a-Lago.
Where are the showers not working? Where are the dishwashers not doing the job? Where is this coming from?
I feel like an investigation will show that Trump shafted a plumbing contractor and they got revenge by messing with the pipes at Mar-a-Lago.
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Congrats to Big Balls, Skeeter and the rest of the Musk Minions for making this happen.
Eight people in South Sudan, including five children, died on a three-hour walk to seek medical treatment for cholera after US aid cuts forced local health services to close, the UK-based charity Save the Children said reut.rs/3E9kB27
South Sudan cholera patients died walking to clinic after US cut aid, charity says
Eight people in South Sudan, including five children, died on a three-hour walk to seek medical treatment for cholera after U.S. aid cuts forced local health services to close, the UK-based charity Save the Children said on Wednesday.
reut.rs
April 9, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Congrats to Big Balls, Skeeter and the rest of the Musk Minions for making this happen.
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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Trump believes iPhone manufacturing could move to the US, says White House.
April 9, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Trump believes iPhone manufacturing could move to the US, says White House.
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A reminder that if the government can send migrants to a prison camp without any due process, it can send U.S. citizens there, too. I know because this happened to me and my family in 1942.
April 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
A reminder that if the government can send migrants to a prison camp without any due process, it can send U.S. citizens there, too. I know because this happened to me and my family in 1942.
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they really need to invent a second type of money these guys can play around with separate from the money I need to buy food. Business Money. Money 2
April 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
they really need to invent a second type of money these guys can play around with separate from the money I need to buy food. Business Money. Money 2
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Website of the moment: www.wethebuilders.org
February 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Website of the moment: www.wethebuilders.org
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The greatest moment in broadcast television history.
February 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The greatest moment in broadcast television history.
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“This administration believes that the moon is made of cheese. This administration feels that there are 103 states. This administration asserts that penguins are communists. This administration thinks that Mickey Mouse did 9/11. This administration holds that mangoes are the real racists. This …”
Leavitt: This administration believes that birthright citizenship is unconstitutional
January 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
“This administration believes that the moon is made of cheese. This administration feels that there are 103 states. This administration asserts that penguins are communists. This administration thinks that Mickey Mouse did 9/11. This administration holds that mangoes are the real racists. This …”
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I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.
January 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.
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this honestly goes a long way toward explaining why the coverage of the Biden administration was so egregiously terrible
White House reporters are excited that after four years of boring interviews with subject-matter experts they now get the adrenaline rush that comes from the personal attention of a president who threatens to have them executed. www.cjr.org/political_pr...
January 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
this honestly goes a long way toward explaining why the coverage of the Biden administration was so egregiously terrible
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You couldn't make "Blazing Saddles" today. If you tried, studio exes would be all like "This is literally just the script for the 1974 film Blazing Saddles. Why are you giving me this? How did you get past security?"
January 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
You couldn't make "Blazing Saddles" today. If you tried, studio exes would be all like "This is literally just the script for the 1974 film Blazing Saddles. Why are you giving me this? How did you get past security?"