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bailey, 28, theatre teacher and community arts practitioner, foster mom, lapsed catholic leftist, married bisexual polyam swamp faerie. lover of tree tunnels/vigilante identifier of stolen artwork. she/her
@milesofgray.bsky.social Mr. NoHo, I would GREATLY appreciate a link to the TDZ discord 🙏
September 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
shot in the dark, but this looks like it could be done by the same artist! weemsgallery.com/products/rav...
January 15, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I am going to lose my mind. this is a warning 🙃
December 18, 2024 at 4:34 AM
since I’ve posted these just about everywhere 🥰 can’t wait to meet our little boy
December 17, 2024 at 6:59 AM
I’ve been off work for thanksgiving for 5 days, stayed sick the whole time, and have yet to have a day with no company and nothing to do but be sick in peace 😭
December 1, 2024 at 5:42 AM
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"basic science says there are only two genders!!"

what does advanced science say tho 🤔
November 30, 2024 at 10:50 PM
pregnancy week 11: almost cried bc I thought we were out of honey for my peanut butter/honey tortilla wrap
November 26, 2024 at 7:06 AM
booktok title generator: [theoretical place] of [elemental noun] and [ominous noun]
November 26, 2024 at 6:45 AM
I haven’t decided what kinda platform this is for me lol. I could choose not to care and just do me 🦭
November 26, 2024 at 6:23 AM
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A definitive tier ranking of how all the alphabet books in my house handle the letter X. 🧵
November 16, 2024 at 11:08 PM
colonization 🦃
thanksgiving implies the existence of ungratefultaking
November 26, 2024 at 6:07 AM
I looked over and literally gasped
November 25, 2024 at 3:05 AM
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Apropos of nothing, anybody who says that audiobooks aren’t “real” reading or that people who use them aren’t “real” readers can kiss both my ass and my royalty statement.
November 23, 2024 at 7:01 PM
my kid and I watched the 1964 stop-motion Rudolph Christmas special while decorating the tree today and we agreed that Santa is kind of a fascist actually
What gets me about the Rudolph song is that, he was mocked for his genetic difference until he was proven useful to save the other reindeer’s jobs. And Santa didnt care till his reputation was on the line.

I know it’s not that deep but that’s messed up lmao
November 24, 2024 at 4:24 AM
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morpheus: do you want the blue or red pill

me: i doubt either of these are covered by my insurance
November 24, 2024 at 1:19 AM
I know a bigot in the local facebook group hate to see me coming lmao. for no other reason than I am not in a mood to watch it go unchallenged
November 24, 2024 at 12:23 AM
I wanna know what made me think I could rise above the influence of pregnancy hormones. damn my arrogance, my hubris
November 24, 2024 at 12:11 AM
she hobby on my lobby til I doorbuster
November 23, 2024 at 8:48 PM
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It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 PM
from last week—it’s been a while since I just sketched for fun 🎠
November 21, 2024 at 5:47 AM
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Morning Friends! It’s a brand new day. In dark times clarity of vision and purpose are possible. I’m glad that we are here together. 💙
November 18, 2024 at 4:29 PM
a doula, in vain, buying a ‘68 camaro to fill a void

call that a midwife crisis
November 20, 2024 at 7:20 AM
*gets winded from doing kegels*
November 20, 2024 at 6:39 AM
not to act overly familiar with one of my emotional support podcasters, but Robert, I’m SO glad you’re here
I am convinced that a pay-per-view execution of both Paul brothers would outperform Titanic and Avatar put together
November 20, 2024 at 6:23 AM