I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

my niece has figured out calling her dad by his first name is hilarious so she’s like colin come help me with this colin what time are we leaving colin time to read me a story

You might be thinking, "CPSC, does a dry Christmas tree really burn that much faster than a well-watered tree?"

Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.

I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY

After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF

It's the 14th anniversary of the Sudden Departure. How are you going to commemorate it?

Why do the characters in JAWS not simply defeat the shark in the marketplace of ideas?

Four LA residents allegedly defrauded multiple insurance companies of over $141,000. A wildlife expert who reviewed footage of the incidents said that the culprit was "clearly a human in a bear suit."

🇧🇷Urutau-pardo
🌎Nyctibius aethereus

O urutau-pardo é uma ave da ordem Nyctibiiformes, da família Nyctibiidae.
Também conhecido como mãe-da-lua-parda.

📷 Octavio Campos Salles #birds

🇧🇷Piru-piru
🌎Haematopus palliatus

O piru-piru (Haematopus palliatus) é uma ave costeira com ampla distribuição por toda a América

📷 José Rondon #birds

Simplesmente o LH indo comemorar com o maluco DO SÃO PAULO o penalti que foi pra fora

Looks about right.