VILF
@vilf.bsky.social
Retired Army, Veteran advocate, LOUD mental health advocate. Also goofy 🤪 . Tequila pairs well with everything!
Today my niece said "I have spent my life chasing down people so they can play the role that’s meant for them… It’s exhausting holding these puppet strings for the supposed grandparents in my children’s lives." Felt that all the way to my fucking CORE... #disappointed
April 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Today my niece said "I have spent my life chasing down people so they can play the role that’s meant for them… It’s exhausting holding these puppet strings for the supposed grandparents in my children’s lives." Felt that all the way to my fucking CORE... #disappointed
I can't tell you how many times I have gone down #memorylane looking at pictures of #oldflames and #friends I haven't seen in years and thought...
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What did I do with that outfit? Fuck that was comfy! (Or hot... lol) Wonder if I can find it in my size? 🤔 #deepthoughts 😂
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What did I do with that outfit? Fuck that was comfy! (Or hot... lol) Wonder if I can find it in my size? 🤔 #deepthoughts 😂
April 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I can't tell you how many times I have gone down #memorylane looking at pictures of #oldflames and #friends I haven't seen in years and thought...
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What did I do with that outfit? Fuck that was comfy! (Or hot... lol) Wonder if I can find it in my size? 🤔 #deepthoughts 😂
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What did I do with that outfit? Fuck that was comfy! (Or hot... lol) Wonder if I can find it in my size? 🤔 #deepthoughts 😂
Been a CRAZY few weeks!!! Boss was let go; moved the office to new location; got approved to get tf away from the toxic bitch boss & go remote... AND had pneumonia!
January 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Been a CRAZY few weeks!!! Boss was let go; moved the office to new location; got approved to get tf away from the toxic bitch boss & go remote... AND had pneumonia!
The #Keeper bought me a new TV mount (teehee) bc my old one wasn't level and it drove him crazy (and yes, he tried to fix that first... lol).
He bought it to mount (hehe) the new (bigger) TV that he surprised me with... Merry early Christmas to me!
#hesaidmount #thatswhathesaid
He bought it to mount (hehe) the new (bigger) TV that he surprised me with... Merry early Christmas to me!
#hesaidmount #thatswhathesaid
December 3, 2024 at 3:01 AM
The #Keeper bought me a new TV mount (teehee) bc my old one wasn't level and it drove him crazy (and yes, he tried to fix that first... lol).
He bought it to mount (hehe) the new (bigger) TV that he surprised me with... Merry early Christmas to me!
#hesaidmount #thatswhathesaid
He bought it to mount (hehe) the new (bigger) TV that he surprised me with... Merry early Christmas to me!
#hesaidmount #thatswhathesaid
Started my #Monday LITERALLY cleaning shit off our doorstep at work... (recessed doorway, out of sight - do the math...) ended the day with #CasamigosReposado, and I don't care if you judge me.
December 3, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Started my #Monday LITERALLY cleaning shit off our doorstep at work... (recessed doorway, out of sight - do the math...) ended the day with #CasamigosReposado, and I don't care if you judge me.
My mother was NOT a fan of the #Christmascrazy that I do every year... and yet, she ALWAYS seemed to tag me in the ads for apparel... #enabler to the max! 🤣
December 3, 2024 at 2:48 AM
My mother was NOT a fan of the #Christmascrazy that I do every year... and yet, she ALWAYS seemed to tag me in the ads for apparel... #enabler to the max! 🤣
My son said no... the #Keeper declined... screw it! I'm gonna watch 'em all!!
#Christmasclassics #CharlieBrown
#Christmasclassics #CharlieBrown
December 1, 2024 at 9:59 PM
My son said no... the #Keeper declined... screw it! I'm gonna watch 'em all!!
#Christmasclassics #CharlieBrown
#Christmasclassics #CharlieBrown
This should make my #toxicboss cringe when she comes in on Monday... 🤣
November 30, 2024 at 3:54 AM
This should make my #toxicboss cringe when she comes in on Monday... 🤣
I have cooking vids playing on the TV while prepping #Thanksgivingdinner. These guys are doing multiple pies. One is a pumpkin, but with he topping of a pecan pie.... 🤯🤤 another one, they are using vodka in place of water in the pie dough... woahhhh!!! #learneveryday!
November 28, 2024 at 3:01 PM
I have cooking vids playing on the TV while prepping #Thanksgivingdinner. These guys are doing multiple pies. One is a pumpkin, but with he topping of a pecan pie.... 🤯🤤 another one, they are using vodka in place of water in the pie dough... woahhhh!!! #learneveryday!
November 26, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Had a big turkey day dinner at my house yesterday, so I'm still recovering! Almost made the command decision to stay in bed all day, but the cat demanded her breakfast, and we all know #Lunaistheboss!
Hope you're having a good day!
#blueskycats
Hope you're having a good day!
#blueskycats
November 25, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Had a big turkey day dinner at my house yesterday, so I'm still recovering! Almost made the command decision to stay in bed all day, but the cat demanded her breakfast, and we all know #Lunaistheboss!
Hope you're having a good day!
#blueskycats
Hope you're having a good day!
#blueskycats
Soooo... Work imploded last week. Regional boss was let go (effective FRI!) & now Ms. Bitch will be 100% in charge, so I've let our head office know I might be resigning soon.
I've been there almost 9 years, & carried on the #ArmyNCO tradition of being the #backbone of the team, so we shall see...
I've been there almost 9 years, & carried on the #ArmyNCO tradition of being the #backbone of the team, so we shall see...
November 25, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Dear #pepsi... if your only description of the flavoring in your soda is #brownspice, perhaps just go for some other angle...
Xoxoxo,
The #vilf
Xoxoxo,
The #vilf
November 24, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Dear #pepsi... if your only description of the flavoring in your soda is #brownspice, perhaps just go for some other angle...
Xoxoxo,
The #vilf
Xoxoxo,
The #vilf
Making my Nana's "super moist coconut cake" for #Thanksgiving, but I'm going to replace coconut with lemon... no big deal...
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Did anyone else feel a chill?!?!?
No, just me then???
[Nervous laughter...]
Fucking with #tradition, praying she doesn't haunt me!
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Did anyone else feel a chill?!?!?
No, just me then???
[Nervous laughter...]
Fucking with #tradition, praying she doesn't haunt me!
November 22, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Making my Nana's "super moist coconut cake" for #Thanksgiving, but I'm going to replace coconut with lemon... no big deal...
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Did anyone else feel a chill?!?!?
No, just me then???
[Nervous laughter...]
Fucking with #tradition, praying she doesn't haunt me!
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Did anyone else feel a chill?!?!?
No, just me then???
[Nervous laughter...]
Fucking with #tradition, praying she doesn't haunt me!
November 22, 2024 at 2:37 AM
🤣🤣🤣 one of my first #adultdecisions was to ban canned cranberry at #Thanksgiving... 🤣
November 22, 2024 at 2:33 AM
🤣🤣🤣 one of my first #adultdecisions was to ban canned cranberry at #Thanksgiving... 🤣
Saaaaame.... when I see stairs, but I KNOW there is a ramp nearby, I smile and say "not today, Satan...."
#oldknees
#oldknees
At my fitness level, every stairway is a possible stairway to heaven. Or hell. Probably hell.
November 22, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Saaaaame.... when I see stairs, but I KNOW there is a ramp nearby, I smile and say "not today, Satan...."
#oldknees
#oldknees
Think I'll just go ahead and buy this now, for the eventual farewell in honor of my #twatwaffle "supervisor"... 🤣 (Will she be invited??? #moretofollow...)
November 22, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Think I'll just go ahead and buy this now, for the eventual farewell in honor of my #twatwaffle "supervisor"... 🤣 (Will she be invited??? #moretofollow...)
Was once fairly popular in a place where I was known as #bvilf or just #vilf... just trying to find a place where I can speak my mind (#fbombs welcome here?), block the assholes who threaten me (it happened), and be me...
Where are all the #crazyfuckers? 😁
Where are all the #crazyfuckers? 😁
November 21, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Was once fairly popular in a place where I was known as #bvilf or just #vilf... just trying to find a place where I can speak my mind (#fbombs welcome here?), block the assholes who threaten me (it happened), and be me...
Where are all the #crazyfuckers? 😁
Where are all the #crazyfuckers? 😁
Facts....
People coming over from Twitter saying they had 200,000 followers.
No you didn't. You had 150,000 bots & 30,000 inactive accounts.
No you didn't. You had 150,000 bots & 30,000 inactive accounts.
November 21, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Facts....
Oh, man... I felt this post!
November 19, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Oh, man... I felt this post!
Facts!!!
Nine out of ten Amazon addictions can prob be traced back to the Scholastic Book Fair.
November 19, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Facts!!!