A friend just sent me this picture of his mastiff, Peanut.

Let it wash over you.

Spooky season approaches, so I'm going to repost some of my Halloween comics from years past.

I miss the days of two hours ago when I was imagining myself as a cow in a field

I know I'm screaming into the void, but it is cathartic to call my senator and say "I mean this in the politest way possible, but what the actual fuck are you doing? So many people are going to die because of your vote."

The meanings of the word for a wren, from eight different languages...

8. Little walnut (Bulgarian)
7. Little bird in the ditch (Japanese)
6. Thumbling (Finnish)
5. Fence-skedaddler (Danish)
4. Fence-master (Hebrew)
3. Druid bird (Irish)
2. Mouse-brother (Faroese)
1. Little king of winter (Dutch)

here are some hobbies to pick up if u want to demonstrate value or become more interesting:

-chess (shows u are smart)
-photography (demonstrates artistic sensitivity)
-frog collector (shows u have a large collection of frogs)

It's Weird Duck Time again!
I made this comic a few years ago, and I was unsure if anyone else felt like winter was best characterized as the time of the weird ducks. The term has caught on and I've heard people using it without knowing where it's from, which is the highest possible honor.

I have no idea which cheddar is sharper: extra sharp, seriously sharp, or wicked sharp

I don't know who needs to hear this, but you can, and should, make grilled cheese in a waffle maker.

Oh cool! New social media. Maybe this time I'll actually engage and post things! Realistically, I'll stress over how to write a few posts that only a few people will see and then just passively scroll from time to time.