Scared of failure all my life but here I am every day fighting to stay calm

If they still haven’t taken their decorations down, at what point after Christmas should we check the neighbour is still alive?

Starve a cold
Feed a fever
Hug a heart condition
Fund a fungal infection
Deprive a deviated septum
Party with pancreatitis
Beg a basal cell
Ignore an influenza
Seduce some shingles
Insult impetigo

I could do this all day.

Another day of continuing the charade of being a normal functioning adult