As the Chronically Ill Friend, every time I watch ‘Tombstone’ (1993) and Doc’s TB flares up (RIP Val), it is such a mood because ofc you’re going to get a flare at the worst possible time (such as in the middle of a revenge mission). It’s frustrating af and I commiserate with Doc Holliday. Poor man.

Last night in my dream my cat walked around to Pretty Girls Walk but it was ‘Kitty Cats Walk Like This This This.’

Reading fixes my soul
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Criminal Minds is so old that they just had to explain what OMG meant in the second episode. 😂🤣

Hey baby, are you an angel? Because you look like a sphere made of wings and eyes.

I’m sorry and no offense to a brilliant filmmaker but the right to make a Labyrinth sequel needs to be reserved for theater girls who actually did wear giant poet shirts in public parks and recite plays aloud to their stuffed animals. You must FEEL the cringe.

Opening the mail and finding that its surprise books you ordered after an edible and forgot about is one of the best feelings.

fostering a dog and he just tried to eat my lasagna. you’re not a cat bro. that’s cultural appropriation

*Getting Tattooed*

“This is healthy. Super healthy coping. Cope cope cope. Doing it like a boss.”
😂😭

make yourself hard to kill.

Are you making sure your horror author has enough enrichment in their enclosure? Play 80s slasher films often, sprinkle random Victorian era medical and occult facts around, give them pumpkins to roll around with, but don't buy it when they say they need another cup of coffee. They've had 3 already.

God I love fictional romance. I love watching it, I love reading it, I LOVE writing it. I love it. ❤️

With everything so seemingly terrible these days & no sign of anything remotely hopeful in the near future, I thought you might need this photo of a baby giraffe.