Geoffrey Gauchet
@veryonline.dad
Comedian | Web Developer | Weather Nerd | Tinkerer
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I curate @504comedy.com and @70122weather.com
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*Bonnie Raitt voice*
🎵 Let’s give ‘em something from Taco Bell 🎵
🎵 Let’s give ‘em something from Taco Bell 🎵
November 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
*Bonnie Raitt voice*
🎵 Let’s give ‘em something from Taco Bell 🎵
🎵 Let’s give ‘em something from Taco Bell 🎵
Incredible headline
October 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Incredible headline
Hey I’ve started using Letterboxd a little more. Who’s on there? boxd.it/2jpJ
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Geoffrey uses Letterboxd to share film reviews and lists. 742 films watched. Favorites: My Cousin Vinny (1992), Speed (1994).
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October 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Hey I’ve started using Letterboxd a little more. Who’s on there? boxd.it/2jpJ
Tomorrow night at @SprtsDrnk I’ll be on the final Killin’ It, telling 15mins of new material which to most y’all could be any of my jokes!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Tomorrow night at @SprtsDrnk I’ll be on the final Killin’ It, telling 15mins of new material which to most y’all could be any of my jokes!!!!
You don’t live in my head rent free but it is rent stabilized which I think is fair
October 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
You don’t live in my head rent free but it is rent stabilized which I think is fair
Sometimes I just like to dip my toes in at the trampoline park
October 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Sometimes I just like to dip my toes in at the trampoline park
*three beers in* the Korn dubstep album was actually good
October 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
*three beers in* the Korn dubstep album was actually good
When I worked at the gas station, there was an old man who'd come in and I'd ask how he was and he'd always say "Well, I'm alive" and I always took that as "it could be worse" but now that I'm older I realize he meant "it could be better"
April 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
When I worked at the gas station, there was an old man who'd come in and I'd ask how he was and he'd always say "Well, I'm alive" and I always took that as "it could be worse" but now that I'm older I realize he meant "it could be better"
Charlie Brown plot: “Should I give this flower to this girl and risk being laughed at? Human existence is both exhilarating and exhausting.”
Snoopy plot: “I’m going to fight the Germans”
Snoopy plot: “I’m going to fight the Germans”
April 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Charlie Brown plot: “Should I give this flower to this girl and risk being laughed at? Human existence is both exhilarating and exhausting.”
Snoopy plot: “I’m going to fight the Germans”
Snoopy plot: “I’m going to fight the Germans”
TONIGHT! It's the stand-up comedy show with a built-in audience participation drinking game! We take a drink (alcoholic or not -- your choice!) any time a comedian does or says anything on the secret list next to them!
8pm at @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social (1042 Toledano St)
8pm at @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social (1042 Toledano St)
April 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
TONIGHT! It's the stand-up comedy show with a built-in audience participation drinking game! We take a drink (alcoholic or not -- your choice!) any time a comedian does or says anything on the secret list next to them!
8pm at @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social (1042 Toledano St)
8pm at @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social (1042 Toledano St)
Mark your calendars -- Wait, What?, the world's greatest Stand-up Comedy Drinking Game, is back at @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social on April 3rd!
Every show is so much fun, man. Don't miss out! Tickets: waitwhat.lol/tickets
Every show is so much fun, man. Don't miss out! Tickets: waitwhat.lol/tickets
March 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Mark your calendars -- Wait, What?, the world's greatest Stand-up Comedy Drinking Game, is back at @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social on April 3rd!
Every show is so much fun, man. Don't miss out! Tickets: waitwhat.lol/tickets
Every show is so much fun, man. Don't miss out! Tickets: waitwhat.lol/tickets
Last night my son hugged me goodnight and said “you’re the best dad!” and then followed it up with “I’m not saying other kids dads aren’t the best because they might be the best but you’re the best I know” & I appreciate the wider thinking but now I’m keeping him from other dads
March 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Last night my son hugged me goodnight and said “you’re the best dad!” and then followed it up with “I’m not saying other kids dads aren’t the best because they might be the best but you’re the best I know” & I appreciate the wider thinking but now I’m keeping him from other dads
I feel bad that not everyone in the country has access to these
March 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I feel bad that not everyone in the country has access to these
I swear to god this is getting out of hand. That’s not the name of the band!!!!
March 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I swear to god this is getting out of hand. That’s not the name of the band!!!!
Doing Mardi Gras parades the Sunday after Mardi Gras is some real “still following your ex on instagram energy” like come on man, it’s over. You gotta stop commenting “looking good” on all her posts
March 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Doing Mardi Gras parades the Sunday after Mardi Gras is some real “still following your ex on instagram energy” like come on man, it’s over. You gotta stop commenting “looking good” on all her posts
The vice president not getting ashes makes him a bad Catholic but me not getting ashes is because I’m a good Catholic. I can’t explain this any further.
March 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The vice president not getting ashes makes him a bad Catholic but me not getting ashes is because I’m a good Catholic. I can’t explain this any further.
I just got recommended a reel on instagram that was Mitch Hedberg doing his slamming a tent flap joke and I swiped past it because I was hoping it was a new joke instead and then I realized I am stupid
March 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I just got recommended a reel on instagram that was Mitch Hedberg doing his slamming a tent flap joke and I swiped past it because I was hoping it was a new joke instead and then I realized I am stupid
I thought they were bragging about doing a taco bust
March 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I thought they were bragging about doing a taco bust
Rest easy today and drink some water -- Wait What? is on schedule at @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social Thursday night at 8pm! A stacked lineup! Instead of giving something up this Lent, take up something new, like coming to Wait What every month this year!
🎟️ waitwhat.lol/tickets
🎟️ waitwhat.lol/tickets
March 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Rest easy today and drink some water -- Wait What? is on schedule at @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social Thursday night at 8pm! A stacked lineup! Instead of giving something up this Lent, take up something new, like coming to Wait What every month this year!
🎟️ waitwhat.lol/tickets
🎟️ waitwhat.lol/tickets
This cutting board that says “Grilled to Perfection” in Comic Sans is so funny to me
February 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
This cutting board that says “Grilled to Perfection” in Comic Sans is so funny to me
Millennial after having sex with a member of the Fantastic Four:
“So, I did The Thing…”
“So, I did The Thing…”
February 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Millennial after having sex with a member of the Fantastic Four:
“So, I did The Thing…”
“So, I did The Thing…”
Reposted by Geoffrey Gauchet
Why would Amazon have AI summarize movies when they could just hire the genius who writes summaries for Crackle?
February 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Why would Amazon have AI summarize movies when they could just hire the genius who writes summaries for Crackle?
Cool that everything is just going to look like this and there’s nothing we can do about it
Oh damn Prime actually published their failed chatgpt prompt in the description
February 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Cool that everything is just going to look like this and there’s nothing we can do about it
Incredible stuff happening in Toledano Street in May
All Fantasy Everything is going to New Orleans! We're so happy to be a part of this festival that includes some of the best comedians in America - Sean Patton, Dulce Sloan, Shane Torres, Jamel Johnson, Tom Thakkar, I mean goddamn. May 8-11!
Get your passes now!
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Get your passes now!
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February 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Incredible stuff happening in Toledano Street in May