Geoffrey Gauchet
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Geoffrey Gauchet
@veryonline.dad
Comedian | Web Developer | Weather Nerd | Tinkerer
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October 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Tomorrow night at @SprtsDrnk I’ll be on the final Killin’ It, telling 15mins of new material which to most y’all could be any of my jokes!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Sometimes I just like to dip my toes in at the trampoline park
October 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I love NFL RedZone
October 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
TONIGHT! It's the stand-up comedy show with a built-in audience participation drinking game! We take a drink (alcoholic or not -- your choice!) any time a comedian does or says anything on the secret list next to them!

8pm at @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social (1042 Toledano St)
April 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Mark your calendars -- Wait, What?, the world's greatest Stand-up Comedy Drinking Game, is back at @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social on April 3rd!

Every show is so much fun, man. Don't miss out! Tickets: waitwhat.lol/tickets
March 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I feel bad that not everyone in the country has access to these
March 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I swear to god this is getting out of hand. That’s not the name of the band!!!!
March 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I thought they were bragging about doing a taco bust
March 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Rest easy today and drink some water -- Wait What? is on schedule at @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social Thursday night at 8pm! A stacked lineup! Instead of giving something up this Lent, take up something new, like coming to Wait What every month this year!

🎟️ waitwhat.lol/tickets
March 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
This cutting board that says “Grilled to Perfection” in Comic Sans is so funny to me
February 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
TONIGHT! The world's greatest stand-up comedy drinking game is back at @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social at 9pm! We're part of the Super Bowl takeover week with @rachelbonnetta.bsky.social and we've got a stacked line-up of both home and away comedians!

www.waitwhat.lol/tickets
February 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Official review of the Hubig’s king cake: very good. Very classic style. Reminds me of a McKenzie’s king cake but like moist and fluffy. This one is cream cheese filled
February 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Fishing at the bayou with a drum circle playing in the distance in the park.
January 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It’s easy to tell which houses have kids and which don’t just by looking at the snow on their lawn
January 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
New record low in my backyard!
January 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Our yard slopes down about ten inches from the porch to the street. You cannot tell in this photo though. Truly crazy. It’s so quiet outside.
January 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Bayou St. John, looking toward Mid City

Strong winds on the bridge
January 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Having lived in southeast Louisiana my entire life and not being well-traveled I just cannot comprehend this is what it looks like outside my house
January 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
What a gross little guy
January 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Built a lean-to for bike and outdoor toy storage as part of the first phase of making room for a fourth person to live here
January 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Thinking about making some of these
January 5, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Look how much fun!
Tickets at waitwhat.lol/tickets
December 31, 2024 at 10:22 PM
You’ve got Wednesday to recover from New Year’s Eve and then come party on Thursday at @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social for the first Wait, What? of 2025 and to celebrate my birthday!!! 41 years old means I need 41 of y’all to come hang out!!
December 31, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Asking the bank teller how tall I am on my way out
December 30, 2024 at 7:02 PM