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your cash and your jewelry is what i expect
can’t wait to go home and play more dynasty warriors
November 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
can’t wait to go home and play more dynasty warriors
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Spyro the dragon: Lemme at it! I’ll ROAST it! Think it’s a match for me? Heh. THAT’S rich. It’ll be singing a different tune when I give it the HORNS.
Me: Spyro the dragon please don’t toast my clogged sink drain; I should never have summoned you into real life with the power of my loneliness
Me: Spyro the dragon please don’t toast my clogged sink drain; I should never have summoned you into real life with the power of my loneliness
March 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Spyro the dragon: Lemme at it! I’ll ROAST it! Think it’s a match for me? Heh. THAT’S rich. It’ll be singing a different tune when I give it the HORNS.
Me: Spyro the dragon please don’t toast my clogged sink drain; I should never have summoned you into real life with the power of my loneliness
Me: Spyro the dragon please don’t toast my clogged sink drain; I should never have summoned you into real life with the power of my loneliness
only the democrats could perform an unprecedented electoral sweep of the nation and then immediately concede
November 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
only the democrats could perform an unprecedented electoral sweep of the nation and then immediately concede
dick cheney? i barely know cheney!
November 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
dick cheney? i barely know cheney!
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"oh no i'm sad that the mysterious and voluptuous night is wrapping me in its fierce and insistent embrace earlier and earlier" listen to yourself, jesus christ
November 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
"oh no i'm sad that the mysterious and voluptuous night is wrapping me in its fierce and insistent embrace earlier and earlier" listen to yourself, jesus christ
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i unironically think the extra hour of sleep on one day is worth it being mega depressively dark early for 5 months
November 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
i unironically think the extra hour of sleep on one day is worth it being mega depressively dark early for 5 months
a bird in the hand’s worth two in the ow ow ouch ow pecking ow my hand ow
October 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
a bird in the hand’s worth two in the ow ow ouch ow pecking ow my hand ow
shit’s getting out of hand
October 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
shit’s getting out of hand
99% of parents stop loudly shushing their children in the library before it gets them to be quiet
October 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
99% of parents stop loudly shushing their children in the library before it gets them to be quiet
be careful who you call ugly in the made up scenario in my head where you’re calling me ugly
October 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
be careful who you call ugly in the made up scenario in my head where you’re calling me ugly
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It's a true mark of maturity when you can look back at your childhood cartoons and ask, what if they had a dark side?
July 29, 2024 at 2:02 PM
It's a true mark of maturity when you can look back at your childhood cartoons and ask, what if they had a dark side?
i should start gambling
October 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
i should start gambling
i tend to go a little crazy with them choppers myself
October 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i tend to go a little crazy with them choppers myself
every once in a while i encounter a library patron that challenges my belief in free will
October 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
every once in a while i encounter a library patron that challenges my belief in free will
how the fuck do people make money
October 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
how the fuck do people make money
the thing about liking taylor swift is you’re either dumb or trapped by nostalgia, which i can sympathize with, but can’t really excuse
October 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
the thing about liking taylor swift is you’re either dumb or trapped by nostalgia, which i can sympathize with, but can’t really excuse
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One of the worst mayors of all time—who slashed school and library budgets, raised the rent 4 times for 2 million tenants, engaged in cartoon-level corruption at every turn, and happily posed for photos with Netanyahu—has been vanquished by NYC-DSA and a socialist movement.
BREAKING: Mayor Eric Adams is dropping out of New York City's mayoral race. nypost.com/2025/09/28/u...
Exclusive | Eric Adams drops out of NYC mayoral race amid increasing pressure: ‘I know I cannot continue my campaign’
Adams — who repeatedly vowed to stay in the race despite being in a distant fourth place in the polls — dropping out now gives Cuomo a boost against his socialist rival.
nypost.com
September 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
One of the worst mayors of all time—who slashed school and library budgets, raised the rent 4 times for 2 million tenants, engaged in cartoon-level corruption at every turn, and happily posed for photos with Netanyahu—has been vanquished by NYC-DSA and a socialist movement.
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the CAN ANYONE TAKE CARE OF ME, PLEASE ? to I CAN DO IT ! pipeline
September 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
the CAN ANYONE TAKE CARE OF ME, PLEASE ? to I CAN DO IT ! pipeline
she make me nut thru the iphone that’s a steve job
it's funny that his name is steve job. if these iphones keep selling like hotcakes he's not even gonna need a job
September 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
she make me nut thru the iphone that’s a steve job
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Next Wednesday — I'm singing on the radio!
I'll be performing two suites of new songs and spinning some folk, classical and chanson records in between. WKDU 91.7 in philly. Tune In!
I'll be performing two suites of new songs and spinning some folk, classical and chanson records in between. WKDU 91.7 in philly. Tune In!
September 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Next Wednesday — I'm singing on the radio!
I'll be performing two suites of new songs and spinning some folk, classical and chanson records in between. WKDU 91.7 in philly. Tune In!
I'll be performing two suites of new songs and spinning some folk, classical and chanson records in between. WKDU 91.7 in philly. Tune In!
performative man slander is funny when done right but i think it gets to a point where some of you are just being homophobic
August 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
performative man slander is funny when done right but i think it gets to a point where some of you are just being homophobic