Lucas
@venort.bsky.social
they/he, confirmed human and probable bluesky user.
I also run a small writing business! Need some words? business email is hello@darkside.pizza.
I also run a small writing business! Need some words? business email is hello@darkside.pizza.
@boba.yogscast.com paying my cat tax after donoing to get evie added to the Minecraft room on stream earlier! Here she is
December 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
@boba.yogscast.com paying my cat tax after donoing to get evie added to the Minecraft room on stream earlier! Here she is
Proxied up an @iteachvader.bsky.social edition of the upcoming Eggman card. Fuck yes. #mtg
July 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Proxied up an @iteachvader.bsky.social edition of the upcoming Eggman card. Fuck yes. #mtg
@mtgsecretlair.com was sat refreshing the store 5 minutes before the drop, got in at launch, queued for four and a half hours and left empty-handed because your ridiculous '5 per person' policy just invites scalpers and there was nothing I wanted left by the time I got in.
Get your shit together.
Get your shit together.
June 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
@mtgsecretlair.com was sat refreshing the store 5 minutes before the drop, got in at launch, queued for four and a half hours and left empty-handed because your ridiculous '5 per person' policy just invites scalpers and there was nothing I wanted left by the time I got in.
Get your shit together.
Get your shit together.
queueing since the moment the store opened and still no ETA for getting in. at least this mess will probably make for a good @pleasantkenobi.bsky.social video in a day or two!
June 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
queueing since the moment the store opened and still no ETA for getting in. at least this mess will probably make for a good @pleasantkenobi.bsky.social video in a day or two!
@lindsayellis.bsky.social somehow I feel like this particular shitpost is your fault
April 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
@lindsayellis.bsky.social somehow I feel like this particular shitpost is your fault
looks like a bunch of people are promoing their bsky accounts
what did elon do this time
what did elon do this time
October 18, 2024 at 3:08 PM
looks like a bunch of people are promoing their bsky accounts
what did elon do this time
what did elon do this time
looking at the last several decks I've built, I feel like it's fair to say I'm a student of the @goberthicks.bsky.social school of deck design #magicthegathering
July 15, 2024 at 2:41 PM
looking at the last several decks I've built, I feel like it's fair to say I'm a student of the @goberthicks.bsky.social school of deck design #magicthegathering
@boba-witch.bsky.social ngl the bit near the start of the latest TTT where everyone is trying to do the math on you and ped both being traitors is very... this www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFoC...
Professor Scott Steiner Typography
Scott Steiner gives us a math lesson. The numbers don't lie, and he WILL beat Samoa Joe!10 years later and I’m getting ripped off by ESPN. 😂https://twitter....
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April 17, 2024 at 1:33 PM
@boba-witch.bsky.social ngl the bit near the start of the latest TTT where everyone is trying to do the math on you and ped both being traitors is very... this www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFoC...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6cH... Vibeo Essaye
The Birdman of Internet: the race to bird 10,000 birds
two men race to be the first to have encountered 10,000 individual species of bird. One of them... is probably cheating.Sources:Tumblr user great-and-small's...
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March 2, 2024 at 4:27 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6cH... Vibeo Essaye
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfJ7... A Measured Response (but just the part where he makes a genuine apology without offering excuses)
February 27, 2024 at 1:50 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfJ7... A Measured Response (but just the part where he makes a genuine apology without offering excuses)
@lindsayellis.bsky.social so it appears the ghost of Gaston Leroux has finally found out about Love Never Dies
January 4, 2024 at 1:32 PM
@lindsayellis.bsky.social so it appears the ghost of Gaston Leroux has finally found out about Love Never Dies
me when I see tahu and also smaller tahu in the background of the new QuintonReviews video essay
December 26, 2023 at 6:02 PM
me when I see tahu and also smaller tahu in the background of the new QuintonReviews video essay
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biblically accurate sluggo
December 2, 2023 at 11:19 PM
biblically accurate sluggo
what if. Robot But Big??
December 3, 2023 at 2:06 AM
what if. Robot But Big??
Finally got around to having this done!
November 30, 2023 at 3:46 PM
Finally got around to having this done!
IT'S NOT EVEN DECEMBER HOW HAVE I ALREADY LOST WHAMAGEDDON
November 24, 2023 at 2:13 PM
IT'S NOT EVEN DECEMBER HOW HAVE I ALREADY LOST WHAMAGEDDON
Yeah idk one of these looks fake 🤔🤔🤔
November 24, 2023 at 2:09 PM
Yeah idk one of these looks fake 🤔🤔🤔
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Someone once described the Facebook reactions, in order, as “the stages of learning about Morrissey” and that’s really stuck with me
November 9, 2023 at 10:12 PM
Someone once described the Facebook reactions, in order, as “the stages of learning about Morrissey” and that’s really stuck with me
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This really is the greatest correction of all time.
November 24, 2023 at 3:03 AM
This really is the greatest correction of all time.
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Just remembered this exchange with @goingmedieval.bsky.social
November 23, 2023 at 8:09 PM
Just remembered this exchange with @goingmedieval.bsky.social
Why is this jigglypuff rug so well hung
November 23, 2023 at 2:51 PM
Why is this jigglypuff rug so well hung
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