(and here's her brother, making up for her abundance of chill by having None Whatsoever)

I feel like the raptors would get motorbikes

Personally I always figured the logical next step for Jurassic Park was a two part Fast and Furious crossover. One movie with a velociraptor crime syndicate and then another where there's a new bigger problem and Vin Diesel has a couple raptor friends in his car family

Ngl I misread that as time scooter for like a solid minute and didn't even question it. I feel like most trans girls would absolutely steal a time scooter if given the opportunity

Someone once described the Facebook reactions, in order, as “the stages of learning about Morrissey” and that’s really stuck with me