Velvet Hydrangea
@velvethydrangea.bsky.social
Dog mom. Artist. New Englander. New Yorker. Angeleno. New Englander again. Xennial.
I gave up on flannel bedsheets long ago for this very reason. Too toasty for too long! But it feels great when you're in the cold
November 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I gave up on flannel bedsheets long ago for this very reason. Too toasty for too long! But it feels great when you're in the cold
We're having fun the WEIRDEST DAY
Muppet Family Christmas Muppets GIF
Alt: Muppet Family Christmas: an older man in a parka tells Kermit the Frog, "Up until a short while ago, I would have thought that strange."
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November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
We're having fun the WEIRDEST DAY
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In all honesty, I think what happened is that Zohran started talking about housing construction, and it's the one thing that Trump actually has a genuine, human interest in, and now they're friends forever.
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
In all honesty, I think what happened is that Zohran started talking about housing construction, and it's the one thing that Trump actually has a genuine, human interest in, and now they're friends forever.
In Haiti?! They wanted--and thought they'd be successful--to enslave thousands of Hatians? Do you think they're going with that insanity defense?
November 21, 2025 at 1:32 PM
In Haiti?! They wanted--and thought they'd be successful--to enslave thousands of Hatians? Do you think they're going with that insanity defense?
Do women have yearbook photos? Or do children?
November 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Do women have yearbook photos? Or do children?
Make more what? Also: unlikely. That man can barely make shadow, he's so useless.
November 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Make more what? Also: unlikely. That man can barely make shadow, he's so useless.
Millenials??! This GenX speaking. Living through it loudly & telling Millenials what to expect. Again. As always.
November 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Millenials??! This GenX speaking. Living through it loudly & telling Millenials what to expect. Again. As always.
Your cat definitely wants a "fuck you" button.
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Your cat definitely wants a "fuck you" button.