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Coach Mustard (aka velospence)
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phila, pa | PMA | NO JERKS
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FIRE WALK WITH ME
this is a Sean Bean appreciation post
November 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
ohhhhhhhh do bikes. now do bikes. do bikes cmon do bikes let's go bikes cmon bikes
November 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
in one day i've seen AI Jesus and AI grandma and i gotta say man we're fully fuckin cooked
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
MLS on Apple TV+ has been the most boring, stale, and uninteresting coverage. everything feels forced and fake, the production is all over the place; missing plays because of replays, skipping replays all together, and outright ignoring some "controversial" moments.
November 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Did…did the graphic have to look like that?
Trump is the single most mentioned name in the 2,300 emails released.

The emails date back to 2009.
November 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
has the bike industry simply tried giving Tr*mp's inauguration a bag of cash yet?

are they stupid?
November 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
trying to post regular, random shitposts on here while everyone's screaming at each other about the emails is kinda the only reason i stick around.
November 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
i'm personally very proud of myself for knowing what a classic six is
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
damn i thought i'd be able to get that classic six on central park i've always wanted.
November 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
here's my odds for next #crew96 boss

10/1 Jim Curtain
1/4 Big Ange
69/420 Caleb Porter
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
i am looking forward to a Celtic/Real Betis Europa League final
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
we ask to be taken seriously, then do stuff like this
November 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
25 days later :(

3 days of heavy winds knocked the beautiful red and browning leaves of my tree. see you next spring good friend.
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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hey y'all as a reminder i got lots of stuff that needs a home. some stuff is already spoken for but still really good parts, gear, and accessories in there. hit me up if you have any questions!

www.firewoodfieldsvcs.com/s/Sample-Sal...
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
sweetgreen just sent me an email promoting catering thanksgiving dinner and it reminded me of that time my dad told me my grandfather ate thanksgiving dinner alone at Ponderosa and that always made me a little sad.
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
it's been a while but i feel like we all need this

🎶and if youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu can't believe, it's a friday once again🎶
November 14, 2025 at 12:14 PM
it’s so funny to me that a schedule change is what is making “fans” scramble to cancel season tickets but not because the billionaire ownership that uses that money to destroy everyone’s lives.
November 14, 2025 at 11:12 AM
it really sucks being a socialist that could out capitalist more self proclaimed capitalists
November 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
perfect because i decided 2025 was the last time i put a fucking dime in the Haslams pocket lmao
BREAKING: MLS will come out from behind the separate MLS Season Pass subscription beginning in 2026, per sources.

All games will be available on the Apple TV streaming service.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
MLS, Apple TV to bring games outside of extra paywall in 2026: Sources
Beginning next season, MLS games will be even more accessible via Apple TV
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
the worst part about this is we have to wait until 2027 and presumably have to live with another shitty year of the same, boring playoff format. #crew96#mlsafterdark
November 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
QUICK SHOUT OUT TO THE PEDESTRIANS THAT ALMOST GOT ME KILLED!

YOU DO NOT EVER NEED TO WAIVE VEHICULAR TRAFFIC THROUGH THE CROSSWALK WHEN YOU HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY

AND

THERE'S A BIKE LANE BETWEEN THE TURNING LANE AND CROSSWALK.

THANKS FOR COMING TO MY FUCKING TEDTALK FUCK
November 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
blue is a very nice color
November 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Reposted by Coach Mustard (aka velospence)
Having down time and rest should be more of a badge of honour than being busy.
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Last night was radiant. 100 glowing souls cycled around Philadelphia and paused in the prettiest spots. Many thanks to the Circuit Trails Coalition for the excellent pre-party - certainly the first time we had tacos, drinks and a bike valet at our meet-up spot. 📸 by Stefan, Karen, Alec (I think)
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM