lawful ong
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This would be a great idea for a candidate whose cognitive ability is not visibly deteriorating by the day.
my other idea along these lines is that biden should advertise the billions in summer food assistance the administration got passed into law with a big event where he is handing out lunches to school kids and attacking Republicans who oppose this
biden should have the IRS make a giant check with $300 billion written on it, and then he should hold a press conference touting new enforcement on rich tax cheats with the check as a centerpiece
i am not joking
i am not joking
February 7, 2024 at 1:24 PM
This would be a great idea for a candidate whose cognitive ability is not visibly deteriorating by the day.
only reason to read the "Reception" section of the wiki
February 7, 2024 at 4:13 AM
only reason to read the "Reception" section of the wiki
Chinese takeout forgot to give me a fortune cookie. Am I about to die?
January 25, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Chinese takeout forgot to give me a fortune cookie. Am I about to die?
bothers me that I still haven't been assigned to read a single case from Ohio yet
January 24, 2024 at 3:06 PM
bothers me that I still haven't been assigned to read a single case from Ohio yet
the only thing that can save The Movies is a Holdovers sweep
January 23, 2024 at 2:54 PM
the only thing that can save The Movies is a Holdovers sweep
you really don’t see people in genteel poverty anymore
January 15, 2024 at 4:56 AM
you really don’t see people in genteel poverty anymore
Been on a Haitian Revolution kick lately and this is the first time that I’ve felt actually conspiratorial about the fact that I wasn’t taught about any of this in school. Like, the United States education system has done its best to make sure No One Knows About Haiti.
January 15, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Been on a Haitian Revolution kick lately and this is the first time that I’ve felt actually conspiratorial about the fact that I wasn’t taught about any of this in school. Like, the United States education system has done its best to make sure No One Knows About Haiti.
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No group in modern society is more discriminated against than the very sleepy. Barred from prestigious jobs like airline pilot and forklift operator. Neglected by sleepist musicians who refuse to play shows that end by 9pm.
January 13, 2024 at 5:48 AM
No group in modern society is more discriminated against than the very sleepy. Barred from prestigious jobs like airline pilot and forklift operator. Neglected by sleepist musicians who refuse to play shows that end by 9pm.
this is the Letterboxd wrapped version of Burlington USA
January 7, 2024 at 1:04 PM
this is the Letterboxd wrapped version of Burlington USA
made some haut slop (AKA boeuf Bourguignon)
January 6, 2024 at 12:19 AM
made some haut slop (AKA boeuf Bourguignon)
interesting to see year-end insta posts usurp the place of Christmas cards
January 1, 2024 at 2:49 AM
interesting to see year-end insta posts usurp the place of Christmas cards
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Live fast and keep your electric toothbrush so dirty it could kill you
December 30, 2023 at 5:41 PM
Live fast and keep your electric toothbrush so dirty it could kill you
browns are good. something terrible is about to happen.
December 29, 2023 at 2:02 AM
browns are good. something terrible is about to happen.
Christmas Eve cassoulet
December 24, 2023 at 11:00 PM
Christmas Eve cassoulet
“Case Keenum” fake name
December 24, 2023 at 6:12 PM
“Case Keenum” fake name
the tech deck never works for me because it knows I am not pure of heart :(
December 23, 2023 at 1:12 AM
the tech deck never works for me because it knows I am not pure of heart :(
all uncontested liberal states adopt Colorado ruling —> Trump wins nonetheless —> 1860 but this time as farce
December 20, 2023 at 2:00 PM
all uncontested liberal states adopt Colorado ruling —> Trump wins nonetheless —> 1860 but this time as farce
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The president should be whoever knows the most about runescape
December 19, 2023 at 1:28 PM
The president should be whoever knows the most about runescape
Noah Kahan is Imagine Dragons but acoustic
December 19, 2023 at 2:54 AM
Noah Kahan is Imagine Dragons but acoustic
thinking about becoming a “cortado guy” (a guy who orders cortados)
December 17, 2023 at 7:08 PM
thinking about becoming a “cortado guy” (a guy who orders cortados)
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ai’s got nothing on the human race creating weird shit that makes you feel queasy in some part of your body you can’t quite identify
December 16, 2023 at 3:52 AM
ai’s got nothing on the human race creating weird shit that makes you feel queasy in some part of your body you can’t quite identify
they used to know how to make movies
December 16, 2023 at 12:15 AM
they used to know how to make movies
apparently there's a defense company that specializes in AI drones and they named it "Anduril" I'm going to throw up en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anduril...
December 4, 2023 at 7:01 PM
apparently there's a defense company that specializes in AI drones and they named it "Anduril" I'm going to throw up en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anduril...