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Photo from my collection, the back reads “Christmas 1969. Snowball trying to see what Mom put in the garbage.”
March 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Photo from my collection, the back reads “Christmas 1969. Snowball trying to see what Mom put in the garbage.”
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Astronaut Returns From ISS With Annoying Space Accent
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March 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Astronaut Returns From ISS With Annoying Space Accent
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Even though I am a (humble) legend & a (down to earth) icon, I just had to change my bed clothes all by myself!!!!
I cried the whole time. You mean to tell me not ONE homosexual could’ve come over to my house & done it? It took me 3 hours. And where are u lesbians? It would’ve taken you 30 seconds!
I cried the whole time. You mean to tell me not ONE homosexual could’ve come over to my house & done it? It took me 3 hours. And where are u lesbians? It would’ve taken you 30 seconds!
March 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Even though I am a (humble) legend & a (down to earth) icon, I just had to change my bed clothes all by myself!!!!
I cried the whole time. You mean to tell me not ONE homosexual could’ve come over to my house & done it? It took me 3 hours. And where are u lesbians? It would’ve taken you 30 seconds!
I cried the whole time. You mean to tell me not ONE homosexual could’ve come over to my house & done it? It took me 3 hours. And where are u lesbians? It would’ve taken you 30 seconds!
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Republicans want Zelensky to surrender to Russia like they did.
March 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Republicans want Zelensky to surrender to Russia like they did.
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Only the weakest of people ask for thanks when lending a helping hand…
March 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Only the weakest of people ask for thanks when lending a helping hand…
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Endless cycle of disengaging from Online because The Internet is too depressing, then going back Online because The Real World is too depressing.
February 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Endless cycle of disengaging from Online because The Internet is too depressing, then going back Online because The Real World is too depressing.
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Must be some mistake. Only people I hate were supposed to get screwed.
February 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Must be some mistake. Only people I hate were supposed to get screwed.
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Tesla's advertising in the UK is now brutally honest.
February 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Tesla's advertising in the UK is now brutally honest.
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Donald Trump works for Putin. If you can’t see that it’s because you’re in a cult.
February 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Donald Trump works for Putin. If you can’t see that it’s because you’re in a cult.
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The rise of the AfD, Elon Musk and Donald Trump, Nigel Farage and Reform, and every other Far Right party isn't 'organic' or a popular reaction.
It is due to unlimited, non stop support from the Far Right Billionaire Media, and the many idiots who will vote for blatant lies.
It is due to unlimited, non stop support from the Far Right Billionaire Media, and the many idiots who will vote for blatant lies.
February 24, 2025 at 10:03 AM
The rise of the AfD, Elon Musk and Donald Trump, Nigel Farage and Reform, and every other Far Right party isn't 'organic' or a popular reaction.
It is due to unlimited, non stop support from the Far Right Billionaire Media, and the many idiots who will vote for blatant lies.
It is due to unlimited, non stop support from the Far Right Billionaire Media, and the many idiots who will vote for blatant lies.
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Accurate holographic posters about Donald Trump and Elon Musk.
February 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Accurate holographic posters about Donald Trump and Elon Musk.
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The only thing to do to Nazis.
February 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The only thing to do to Nazis.
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Can Elon Musk get the fuck out of our lives and get some professional help? This man is seriously ill.
February 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Can Elon Musk get the fuck out of our lives and get some professional help? This man is seriously ill.
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Increasing your Water Bills 44% ABOVE inflation in the next 5 years isn't enough for the Water Companies, they have appealed to Ofwat to let them increase them up to 83% ABOVE inflation.
Like if they can get stuffed.
RT if we should nationalise the lot.
Like if they can get stuffed.
RT if we should nationalise the lot.
February 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Increasing your Water Bills 44% ABOVE inflation in the next 5 years isn't enough for the Water Companies, they have appealed to Ofwat to let them increase them up to 83% ABOVE inflation.
Like if they can get stuffed.
RT if we should nationalise the lot.
Like if they can get stuffed.
RT if we should nationalise the lot.
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I hear Nigel Farage is declining interview requests. First time for everything, I suppose. I suspect he’ll eventually speak to whoever is least likely to challenge him properly.
February 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I hear Nigel Farage is declining interview requests. First time for everything, I suppose. I suspect he’ll eventually speak to whoever is least likely to challenge him properly.
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What if history just didn't repeat itself, for once?
February 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
What if history just didn't repeat itself, for once?
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February 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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The takeover of Twitter was a preview of what we're all living with now and a stark example of why you can't let any one person have too much money: they go insane and make themselves everybody's problem
February 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The takeover of Twitter was a preview of what we're all living with now and a stark example of why you can't let any one person have too much money: they go insane and make themselves everybody's problem
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Spot on @susiemccabecomedy.bsky.social
If you agree with Thatcher, I can only assume you never needed a doctor, went to school, used public transport or visited a local museum/ library.
Or you agree there IS such a thing as society, it's just that hypocritical, selfish fucks like you exist in it
If you agree with Thatcher, I can only assume you never needed a doctor, went to school, used public transport or visited a local museum/ library.
Or you agree there IS such a thing as society, it's just that hypocritical, selfish fucks like you exist in it
January 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Spot on @susiemccabecomedy.bsky.social
If you agree with Thatcher, I can only assume you never needed a doctor, went to school, used public transport or visited a local museum/ library.
Or you agree there IS such a thing as society, it's just that hypocritical, selfish fucks like you exist in it
If you agree with Thatcher, I can only assume you never needed a doctor, went to school, used public transport or visited a local museum/ library.
Or you agree there IS such a thing as society, it's just that hypocritical, selfish fucks like you exist in it
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thinking about the choir version of fergie’s glamorous in gossip girl. it was high art.
January 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
thinking about the choir version of fergie’s glamorous in gossip girl. it was high art.
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i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country
January 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country
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Banksy drops another bomb.
January 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Banksy drops another bomb.
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Newly Discovered Cave Paintings Suggest Early Man Was Battling A Lot Of Inner Demons
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January 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Newly Discovered Cave Paintings Suggest Early Man Was Battling A Lot Of Inner Demons
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