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#MakeABlockbusterAHolidayMovie is this week's #WednesdayChocolateWars #HashtagGame !

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December 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Titanukkah

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December 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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A Clear And Present Manger

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December 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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The Lord of Giving Things: The Two Toys

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Comic: Santa praising an elf, saying, "Great! Dave finished all of his Gandalf dolls! Hey Danny, how you coming along with the Bilbos?" Danny looks gobsmacked surrounded by his Dildos.
December 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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The Xmasist

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December 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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The Dove, the Savior and the Little Drummer Boy

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December 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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The Hunt For Red & Green December

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December 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Die Hard

Oh, wait, that IS a Christmas movie.

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December 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Commando Partridge In A Pear Tree

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December 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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#MillennialYoMammaJokes Yo mamma so millennial she asks, "why do you ever call?"
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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#MillennialYoMammaJokes Yo mamma's so old, she still has a landline
November 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Yo mamma collects AOL disks

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November 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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#MillennialYoMammaJokes

Yo mamma's so old, she was born last century
November 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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#MillennialYoMammaJokes Yo mamma so millennial she never let you play Trouble because "Popamatic" sound too much like "problematic."
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Yo mamma thought this was Jonathan Taylor, the RB from the Colts

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November 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Yo mamma thinks a Big Mac is her old Apple computer she still uses

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November 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Yo mama’s so old, when she was born,
The Dead Sea just started getting sick.
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November 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Yo Mamma so lame, she got her ass beat by Magikarp.

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Owl holding in its beak Pokemon Magikarp plushie by its tail. I *think* this is from apple_owls on Twitter (wish they were here).
November 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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#MillennialYoMammaJokes Yo mamma so millennial she ain't playing this game cause she's afraid Yo Mamma jokes are cultural appropriation.
November 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Yo mamma thinks an ICE agent is the cube dispenser in the freezer door

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November 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Yo mamma only says LOL if she actually does it out loud

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November 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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They used to call it a jumpoline before yo mama got on it!
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November 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Yo mamma calls you every time and never texts!

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November 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Ghostbusters: Cayenne Empire
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January 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM