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Vanity Project: Helen Razer and Ross Floate
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Join elderly lifestyle unfluencers R and H on the regular as these sexy seniors take you on a journey of self-discovery: chiefly, that you could be doing worse.

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Maybe we're too dumb to understand sapiosexuals?
That's almost certainly it.

Helen Razer and Ross Floate's Vanity Project:
Making you dumber wherever they fling podcasts at you.
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July 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Soooooo, I do @vanityprojectpod.bsky.social with tender comrade Helen Razer. We have a chat once a week, commiserating about our aches and pains, and then Helen praises her own indefatigable rack.

The robot in Riverside suggests clips for social, and damn if this image isn’t perfect.
9:16 format image. Two people. Top is me, a bearded man looking intently at camera. Bottom is a lady so white that you can see when her heart beats. Her eyes are closed and her mouth is open SO WIDE.
July 9, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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Q: What's healthier than cocaine, but worse for the environment?

A: Helen Razer and Ross Floate's VANITY PROJECT

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July 7, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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Have just found a Business Goose in the wild! (Well, Reddit.. which can be pretty wild right? No? Oh ok.)

People used to fart at Ted Cruz:
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July 3, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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When Captain Handsome has to make a choice, he chooses wisely.

Helen Razer & Ross Floate's Vanity Project: rub it on your skin wherever vats of podcast are available to sample.

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July 2, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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"Why did the novel-reading man disappear?"

The New York Times should have just asked the Vanity Project Brains Trust.
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June 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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If Trent Reznor didn't want to leave these kinds of questions open, then perhaps he should have been more precise with his language.

Vanity Project with Helen Razer and Ross Floate.
Slurp it down from your podcast sluice of choice.

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June 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Been a bit on in the Vanity Project workers' collective, but we've got an episode out with the one and only Professor Gary Foley (who is very, very funny).

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June 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Non consensual tickling is fucking assault. Decades ago I told a boyfriend I hated it, and to not do it, so of course he held me down and did it - until I cried. Then he was mortified and overcome with guilt - apologised profusely. Still shits me to think about it and he can still go fuck himself.
June 4, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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What are you going to do? Bring a weapon to a tickle-fight?
Be reasonable.

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June 4, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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I mean, what do •you• call the person you bed down with? vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/06/02/e...
June 4, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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This week on the show, Helen Razer reveals an elaborate but believable prediction for Ross's final days on the planet. youtube.com/shorts/H7jvu...
How Helen Razer thinks Ross will end his days on Earth
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May 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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If you ask some people (like Prof Gary Foley), they'll tell you that being desirable is a curse. www.youtube.com/shorts/vnwZX...
This week on Vanity Project: being sexy is a curse (with Prof Gary Foley). #garyfoley #helenrazer
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May 1, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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Oh yeah, we are all about ENGAGEMENT now, kids. Any minute now we'll have a fkn TikTok or some nonsense. www.instagram.com/vanityprojec...
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April 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Is it still illegal to shit-talk Don Bradman? Troubling if so, because Dr Tom Heenan was on the show, eating sorbet, talking Tidy Towns, and dropping some truths about The Don.

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April 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Captain Handsome has been slack with the socials and has been disciplined.
April 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Professor Gary Foley on the show, telling us about Fred Hollows, who told him that he had super-sight, which may or may not be related to having seen Sputnik.

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April 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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I won’t recommend software to you. But I will recommend this podcast. Vanity Project.
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There is only one correct response to any NPS popup.

Fresh episode of the world's least helpful wellness podcast up now wherever you snort your feeds. vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/03/02/e...
March 3, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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There is only one correct response to any NPS popup.

Fresh episode of the world's least helpful wellness podcast up now wherever you snort your feeds. vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/03/02/e...
March 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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This week's philosophy question: Is it possible to spy on an exhibitionist?

New episode of Vanity Project up now wherever you inhale your podcasts. vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/03/02/e...
March 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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It would probably not surprise you that neither of your favourite adult idiots have children. This is absolutely not because we can't stand the competition for affection. Not at all.

Episode is up on the thing where the things go.
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February 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Discussion of moral philosophy is like eating KFC — best never done in public.

New episode of Vanity Project, which is as always "nice if you like it"

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February 24, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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Ugh, why does advice have to turn out to have been right?

New Episode wherever you get your podcasts.
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February 24, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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This week on Vanity Project we discuss moral culpability vis a vis Forrest Gump, spark-based economies, and the tyranny of pigeons.

Two pigeons in particular.

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February 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Sometimes you have to treat incoming texts like you're JFK and Kruschev just sent u a 'wyd' at 3am

New Episode now wherever you get your podcasts.

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February 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM