Vanity Project: Helen Razer and Ross Floate
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Join elderly lifestyle unfluencers R and H on the regular as these sexy seniors take you on a journey of self-discovery: chiefly, that you could be doing worse.
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Maybe we're too dumb to understand sapiosexuals?
That's almost certainly it.
Helen Razer and Ross Floate's Vanity Project:
Making you dumber wherever they fling podcasts at you.
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That's almost certainly it.
Helen Razer and Ross Floate's Vanity Project:
Making you dumber wherever they fling podcasts at you.
vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/07/13/e...
July 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Maybe we're too dumb to understand sapiosexuals?
That's almost certainly it.
Helen Razer and Ross Floate's Vanity Project:
Making you dumber wherever they fling podcasts at you.
vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/07/13/e...
That's almost certainly it.
Helen Razer and Ross Floate's Vanity Project:
Making you dumber wherever they fling podcasts at you.
vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/07/13/e...
Q: What's healthier than cocaine, but worse for the environment?
A: Helen Razer and Ross Floate's VANITY PROJECT
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A: Helen Razer and Ross Floate's VANITY PROJECT
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July 7, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Q: What's healthier than cocaine, but worse for the environment?
A: Helen Razer and Ross Floate's VANITY PROJECT
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A: Helen Razer and Ross Floate's VANITY PROJECT
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When Captain Handsome has to make a choice, he chooses wisely.
Helen Razer & Ross Floate's Vanity Project: rub it on your skin wherever vats of podcast are available to sample.
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Helen Razer & Ross Floate's Vanity Project: rub it on your skin wherever vats of podcast are available to sample.
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July 2, 2025 at 8:39 AM
When Captain Handsome has to make a choice, he chooses wisely.
Helen Razer & Ross Floate's Vanity Project: rub it on your skin wherever vats of podcast are available to sample.
vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/06/29/e...
Helen Razer & Ross Floate's Vanity Project: rub it on your skin wherever vats of podcast are available to sample.
vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/06/29/e...
"Why did the novel-reading man disappear?"
The New York Times should have just asked the Vanity Project Brains Trust.
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The New York Times should have just asked the Vanity Project Brains Trust.
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June 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
"Why did the novel-reading man disappear?"
The New York Times should have just asked the Vanity Project Brains Trust.
vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/04/27/e...
The New York Times should have just asked the Vanity Project Brains Trust.
vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/04/27/e...
If Trent Reznor didn't want to leave these kinds of questions open, then perhaps he should have been more precise with his language.
Vanity Project with Helen Razer and Ross Floate.
Slurp it down from your podcast sluice of choice.
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Vanity Project with Helen Razer and Ross Floate.
Slurp it down from your podcast sluice of choice.
vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/06/22/e...
June 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
If Trent Reznor didn't want to leave these kinds of questions open, then perhaps he should have been more precise with his language.
Vanity Project with Helen Razer and Ross Floate.
Slurp it down from your podcast sluice of choice.
vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/06/22/e...
Vanity Project with Helen Razer and Ross Floate.
Slurp it down from your podcast sluice of choice.
vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/06/22/e...
Been a bit on in the Vanity Project workers' collective, but we've got an episode out with the one and only Professor Gary Foley (who is very, very funny).
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June 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Been a bit on in the Vanity Project workers' collective, but we've got an episode out with the one and only Professor Gary Foley (who is very, very funny).
vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/06/15/e...
vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/06/15/e...
What are you going to do? Bring a weapon to a tickle-fight?
Be reasonable.
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Be reasonable.
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June 4, 2025 at 8:50 AM
What are you going to do? Bring a weapon to a tickle-fight?
Be reasonable.
vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/06/02/e...
Be reasonable.
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I mean, what do •you• call the person you bed down with? vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/06/02/e...
June 4, 2025 at 8:44 AM
I mean, what do •you• call the person you bed down with? vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/06/02/e...
I think maybe I made a tiktok but I forgot? I need the Limitless Pills.
April 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I think maybe I made a tiktok but I forgot? I need the Limitless Pills.
Is it still illegal to shit-talk Don Bradman? Troubling if so, because Dr Tom Heenan was on the show, eating sorbet, talking Tidy Towns, and dropping some truths about The Don.
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April 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Is it still illegal to shit-talk Don Bradman? Troubling if so, because Dr Tom Heenan was on the show, eating sorbet, talking Tidy Towns, and dropping some truths about The Don.
vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/04/13/e...
vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/04/13/e...
Professor Gary Foley on the show, telling us about Fred Hollows, who told him that he had super-sight, which may or may not be related to having seen Sputnik.
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April 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Professor Gary Foley on the show, telling us about Fred Hollows, who told him that he had super-sight, which may or may not be related to having seen Sputnik.
vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/04/27/e...
vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/04/27/e...
This week's philosophy question: Is it possible to spy on an exhibitionist?
New episode of Vanity Project up now wherever you inhale your podcasts. vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/03/02/e...
New episode of Vanity Project up now wherever you inhale your podcasts. vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/03/02/e...
March 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
This week's philosophy question: Is it possible to spy on an exhibitionist?
New episode of Vanity Project up now wherever you inhale your podcasts. vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/03/02/e...
New episode of Vanity Project up now wherever you inhale your podcasts. vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/03/02/e...
It would probably not surprise you that neither of your favourite adult idiots have children. This is absolutely not because we can't stand the competition for affection. Not at all.
Episode is up on the thing where the things go.
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Episode is up on the thing where the things go.
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February 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
It would probably not surprise you that neither of your favourite adult idiots have children. This is absolutely not because we can't stand the competition for affection. Not at all.
Episode is up on the thing where the things go.
vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/02/23/e...
Episode is up on the thing where the things go.
vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/02/23/e...
Ugh, why does advice have to turn out to have been right?
New Episode wherever you get your podcasts.
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New Episode wherever you get your podcasts.
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February 24, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Ugh, why does advice have to turn out to have been right?
New Episode wherever you get your podcasts.
vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/02/23/e...
New Episode wherever you get your podcasts.
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This week on Vanity Project we discuss moral culpability vis a vis Forrest Gump, spark-based economies, and the tyranny of pigeons.
Two pigeons in particular.
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Two pigeons in particular.
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February 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
This week on Vanity Project we discuss moral culpability vis a vis Forrest Gump, spark-based economies, and the tyranny of pigeons.
Two pigeons in particular.
vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/02/16/e...
Two pigeons in particular.
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Sometimes you have to treat incoming texts like you're JFK and Kruschev just sent u a 'wyd' at 3am
New Episode now wherever you get your podcasts.
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New Episode now wherever you get your podcasts.
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February 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Sometimes you have to treat incoming texts like you're JFK and Kruschev just sent u a 'wyd' at 3am
New Episode now wherever you get your podcasts.
vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/02/09/e...
New Episode now wherever you get your podcasts.
vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/02/09/e...
Does it seem to you a little bit like nobody cares about etiquette in naked bath-houses anymore?
New episode up now where you get your podcasts.
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New episode up now where you get your podcasts.
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February 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Does it seem to you a little bit like nobody cares about etiquette in naked bath-houses anymore?
New episode up now where you get your podcasts.
vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/02/02/e...
New episode up now where you get your podcasts.
vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/02/02/e...
February 2, 2025 at 10:17 AM
The Vanity Project brains trust is available to write anti-drug public service announcements for an affordable fee.
January 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The Vanity Project brains trust is available to write anti-drug public service announcements for an affordable fee.
Speaking of sexy Gen X cult leaders, we have Francis Leach on the show this week talking about <checks notes, makes quizzical dog face> hip-hop dance class?
January 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Speaking of sexy Gen X cult leaders, we have Francis Leach on the show this week talking about <checks notes, makes quizzical dog face> hip-hop dance class?
Vanity Project Life Advice: Do not be your authentic self.
January 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Vanity Project Life Advice: Do not be your authentic self.