This feels dumb, but I'm still struggling to get over the fact that someone almost overthrew the government & said government tripped over their own dicks to roll out the red carpet for him to try again

Listen allll rats are rat bastards, okay? Literally not a single rat has ever been married. Get it together, people.

Gaetz withdrawal is encouraging, not just because we won't have AG Gaetz but because it's taken Trump about two weeks to squander his supposedly invincible mandate and remind everyone of his staggering incompetence and dysfunction—which, per last time, are the main checks on his power.

Anarchism is when Koch-brand Libertarians realize that bad shit happens to other people, too.

The Tyson-Paul fight feels about right for 2024 America: No grand, Hollywood-esque ending or compelling narrative, just a boring, immeasurably stupid slide into an even stupider outcome, all filtered through a media company that is not up to the task.

In the midst of consumer frenzy and unseasonal heat, it's time we recognised that always Christmas and never winter is as bad as always winter and never Christmas.