Chelsea Wassername
@vanchelsing.bsky.social
In the year 2025 you will be forced to choose which former host of The Man Show you're willing to go to war for.
September 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
In the year 2025 you will be forced to choose which former host of The Man Show you're willing to go to war for.
My 16-year-old niece didn't know how to pronounce "Kanye" which makes me oddly happy about the youths.
July 17, 2025 at 5:15 AM
My 16-year-old niece didn't know how to pronounce "Kanye" which makes me oddly happy about the youths.
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I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
July 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
Stop tempting me to join DSA
![Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer
This is another communist candidate running for Congress in Illinois.
If DSA@DemSocialists had their way, Congress would be full of jihadists and wannabe hookers who want to seize all means of production.
Not only is she running for Congress, but she's also dating @oneunderscore_Ben Collins, the CEO of the Onion.
These are not serious people.
Please cover your cooch @KatAbughazaleh.
kabughazaleh.
[picture from my Instagram of me on the fridge behind the bar in fishnets, shorts, and a top being goofy with my coworkers]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ats4shmeia7i7ildqm3denmd/bafkreigf75no4e77xs6gp2vufvwp34cslnt74oig3dg2sjf4toqkjgcaee@jpeg)
July 2, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Stop tempting me to join DSA
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Lots of liberals following me and let me be clear my politics fall around here on the spectrum:
June 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Lots of liberals following me and let me be clear my politics fall around here on the spectrum:
Joann is correct
there has to be a better way to phrase a going out of business sale
May 25, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Joann is correct
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aw and look how happy that dog is when he gets the stick
May 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
aw and look how happy that dog is when he gets the stick
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Kinda insane and shows how afraid the networks are of upsetting this administration that a guy who killed 7 people and wounded 48 with “47” literally tattooed on his face has all but been forgotten like there’s still not a very serious threat emanating from every pore of this pathetic cult
April 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Kinda insane and shows how afraid the networks are of upsetting this administration that a guy who killed 7 people and wounded 48 with “47” literally tattooed on his face has all but been forgotten like there’s still not a very serious threat emanating from every pore of this pathetic cult
I’m blocking anyone using AI art I don’t care if you hate Trump 😌
April 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Ya love to see it
Share the media.
The news is compromised.
We're starting to boil over.
The news is compromised.
We're starting to boil over.
March 15, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Ya love to see it
Absolutely terrifying and heartbreaking
NEW: Family of Mahmoud Khalil just released footage of his arrest
“Stop resisting”
“He’s not resisting”
Agents seen continuing to ignore Mahmoud’s wife as she asks basic questions
“Stop resisting”
“He’s not resisting”
Agents seen continuing to ignore Mahmoud’s wife as she asks basic questions
March 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Absolutely terrifying and heartbreaking
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This is exactly it.
Supporting bathroom, sports and healthcare bans for trans people means signing on to a moral panic about problems that DON'T EXIST.
When people say Democrats should "moderate" on these issues, they are suggesting that we legislate a group out of public life based on lies.
When people say Democrats should "moderate" on these issues, they are suggesting that we legislate a group out of public life based on lies.
March 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
This is exactly it.
Seeing all these posts from Gen Zs about how they wish they grew up as millennials. That seems like a bad sign.
March 6, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Seeing all these posts from Gen Zs about how they wish they grew up as millennials. That seems like a bad sign.
Oh no are they going to clap sarcastically again
Scoop: Some Democrats are plotting to disrupt Trump's speech to Congress
Lawmakers are discussing walkouts, props and color coordination among other forms of in-the-room demonstration.
www.axios.com
March 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Oh no are they going to clap sarcastically again
Gotta break out Samantha's speech against child labor
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Gotta break out Samantha's speech against child labor
Losers gonna lose
New: Last month, a group of moderate Democratic consultants, campaign staffers, elected officials & party leaders gathered in Loudoun County, Virginia, for a retreat where they plotted their party’s comeback.
We got their takeaways. t.co/bEwlg4jbtM
We got their takeaways. t.co/bEwlg4jbtM
March 3, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Losers gonna lose
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RIP Michelle Trachtenberg. You were a staple of my childhood and always a ridiculously talented scene-stealer.
a woman says that people have a tendency to go away and she misses them
Alt: Michelle Trachtenberg says that people have a tendency to go away and she misses them
media.tenor.com
February 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
RIP Michelle Trachtenberg. You were a staple of my childhood and always a ridiculously talented scene-stealer.
Funny how that works.
February 25, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Funny how that works.
William Zabka also deserves an Emmy. Kthx.
February 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
William Zabka also deserves an Emmy. Kthx.
Alan Tudyk should have Emmys. Plural.
February 22, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Alan Tudyk should have Emmys. Plural.
Remember what they took from us.
February 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Remember what they took from us.
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And as his plane crashed down, he thought well 'least they fund ICE 🎶
February 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
And as his plane crashed down, he thought well 'least they fund ICE 🎶
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In response to Trump’s assertion, “He who saves his Country does not violate any Law,” we say:
The welfare of the people in particular has always been the alibi of tyrants.
The welfare of the people in particular has always been the alibi of tyrants.
February 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
In response to Trump’s assertion, “He who saves his Country does not violate any Law,” we say:
The welfare of the people in particular has always been the alibi of tyrants.
The welfare of the people in particular has always been the alibi of tyrants.