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This is my 2025 Completed Games Thread 📌
I’m done. Finally installing Bazzite this weekend.
Microsoft is turning Windows 11 into an "agentic OS." It's starting with AI agents on the taskbar, as well as some underlying changes to the Windows platform. Microsoft is betting on these changes for the future of Windows. Full details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/821948/...
Microsoft is turning Windows into an ‘agentic OS,’ starting with the taskbar
AI agents are coming to the Windows taskbar.
www.theverge.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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If it works, you should be able to explain it in simple terms.
November 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I know the Cloudflare issue present as "DNS" for most consumers of that application but as a Network Professional specializing in IPs and IP accessories, I can almost certainly diagnose this as an issue with Cloudflare's BGP.
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Wrapped up Yakuza Kiwami 2 on 11/15/25. What a crazy off the rails story. Jumps the shark multiple times and subsists totally on vibes.

I love it
November 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I want The Frame. Valve ain’t perfect but I am not giving Meta a fucking cent of my money.
November 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Valve out here just killing Microsoft at every turn.
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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MrBeast is such a classic speedrun example of being rich making you become a piece of shit.
Even when you don’t start out rich, you still end up that way.
But also, the original approach he had of “succeed at any cost” 100% results in being a terrible person in the long run.
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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As usual, there’s no scenario in which these people should be role models or inspirations. No matter how many “techbro makes it big” stories we see, they’re all horrible people that do horrible things and we should not put them on any pedestal in any way.
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Act III: This City Made Us, by The Protomen
8 track album
theprotomen.bandcamp.com
October 31, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Alright KDrama friends let’s see your checklists. This one skews heavy romance and doesn’t have as many action or political shows.

Find the blank version in the next one.
October 31, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Alright KDrama friends let’s see your checklists. This one skews heavy romance and doesn’t have as many action or political shows.

Find the blank version in the next one.
October 31, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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As long as you’re having a good time and having fun with a videogame who the fuck cares about the rest of the background noise others are saying about it?
October 30, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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ALL SOULS EVE (2024)
Acrylic on Canvas - 9 ½” x 7”

With leaves starting to fall and temperatures cooling, the color patterns on this scrap of canvas shifted me right into the Halloween spirit. 1/2
October 30, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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Indeed, secret is out! A new retro podcast with the best buds in retro games. Please be excited and check it out!
We're starting a proper DF Retro podcast called 'The DF Retro Super Show'! View the full announcement within! We'll have guests but main cast includes myself, @pc98audi.bsky.social and both Coury and Marc from @mylifeingaming.bsky.social! First ep next week!

youtu.be/FZLio3AN4fY?...
October 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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We're starting a proper DF Retro podcast called 'The DF Retro Super Show'! View the full announcement within! We'll have guests but main cast includes myself, @pc98audi.bsky.social and both Coury and Marc from @mylifeingaming.bsky.social! First ep next week!

youtu.be/FZLio3AN4fY?...
October 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I can’t believe it’s been 25 years. My personal history with the PS2 would not begin until Christmas 2000. The hype for this machine was so massive. Everyone in my 6th grade class was talking about it. Between my brother and I we had 4 launch games: AC2, Ready 2 Rumble Round 2, SSX, and Tekken Tag
October 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
One of the best. A master class in mood and tone.
It was twenty years ago today... @civilization.2k.com IV was released with my song 'Baba Yetu' on the menu screen, and my life has not quite been the same ever since!
October 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The great American Corporate tradition of arbitrary goals so executive leadership can get bonuses and provide shareholders growth never fails to kill companies and stagnate industries.
SCOOP: For the last two years, Microsoft has pushed Xbox to hit profit margins of 30%, an ambitious target that's far higher than the industry average.

This chase for profit has led Xbox to raise prices, cut thousands of jobs, and rethink everything.

Story: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Microsoft Pushes Xbox Division to Hit Higher Profit Margins
Management’s goal of 30% profit margins for gaming has led to job losses, canceled projects
www.bloomberg.com
October 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
After a grueling week all our F5s are updated, running the most recent hot fix released last week.
October 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Missed yesterday’s North American anniversary thanks to work, but I replayed Xenogears recently and a few thoughts about the experience. This is a game that gets better as I grow older.
A single skeet cannot contain all the thoughts and feels Xenogears makes someone have: coffeybreak.net/xenogears-a-...
October 21, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Rewatching “Tenchi the Movie: Tenchi Muyo in Love” for the first time 20 years and this movie just runs on vibes
October 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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There’s gonna be another zillion pundits opining about how it’s a bad idea having one company affect so many services that people use and rely on and I just want you to know they’re gonna be exactly fucking right and we did this to ourselves.
October 20, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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I literally just was on a panel about game preservation in Chicago 45 minutes ago. The response is simple: not only is the characterization about games and preservation untrue, but it also dismisses the incredible work of film archivists.
October 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
If there are minimum mandated ages to hold federally elected office, then there must be a maximum as well.
83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE
October 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM