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Astrid Cane
@vampiresqu1d.bsky.social
this is the skin of a bisexual killer squid ✨
southern 🤠
she/her 🐙
medical coder ⚕️
history, horror, art, animals, biology

✨Come on darling let's exchange the experience✨

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Making my husband do Vincent Price roleplay for our 1st anniversary this weekend #october #horror
October 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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September 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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catch my meek ass inheriting the earth
September 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I had no idea CaseOh is from Arkansas could I have like 1 friend here plz? 💀😭
September 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
he not giving it up
September 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Dear Republicans:
September 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Loomer deleted the post on the left this morning
September 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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“political violence has no place in this country!!”

are you hearing yourself? lmao
September 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I loved this so muuuuuuuch
September 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Had so much fun at the fair and I could eat a giant corndog every day of my life 🎡🌭
September 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
wasabi......help....
September 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
My little sister got engaged and I'm so excited but as the eldest sister it's making me feel all types of ways. 🥹🥹😭😭
September 3, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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leaving this up too long on my OLED
i feel terrible for laughing but i did laugh at this moment in "unknown number" on netflix
September 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
My new mental illness maraca is super adorbs 🩷
September 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
fat&sassy 🔥
September 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Seated and ready 🥳✨
September 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
sister love
August 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
lmao
August 31, 2025 at 10:20 AM
August 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I think it's safe for me to watch The Coffee Table again now that the first time shock and trauma are settled down 😅😅 #horror #horrorsky #filmsky #spanish
August 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I love watching Balthazar for the language and the plot 🥹
August 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
August 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Practicing self-care by starting my Halloween porch now 💀🩷
August 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
just found out the Sonic right by my house is being torn down and rebuilt so I'll have to travel much further for my little drinks and mozzarella sticks
a man with a cowboy hat and a mustache looks at the camera
ALT: a man with a cowboy hat and a mustache looks at the camera
media.tenor.com
August 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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August 24, 2025 at 11:06 AM