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alton brown making carbonara with country breakfast sausage and rigatoni is the most "my GOAT's not washed" moment i've ever personally experienced
December 29, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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💫 harriet
December 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago
December 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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If bsky doesn't have an algo explain why when I open the app in public first post is always a big 1000inch penis cumming all over the place
December 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Can we have a public apology from the people who doxxed the members of Splat Safety Committee as well ? These well intentioned buzzfeed era millenials at SSC did nothing but try to protect their gaming community and were paid nothing but vitriol and abuse.
Please judge this statement by my own words, not what someone else said about it on Twitter. My accusers have spent a long time spreading their narrative and may bomb this with comments to poison the well, while this is my 1st chance to publicly explain what's... docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Gem's Response to the Allegations
READ THIS, IF NOTHING ELSE This document is going to be long, and I understand that might make it less palatable to read. Just, if your response to this document is going to be "I'm not reading all th...
docs.google.com
December 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Saw a good bread this Christmas.
December 28, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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I’m usually against this kind of thing but since it’s Twitter the comments have me siding with her. She read 120 porny books and yes that is great and yes she’s better than YOU
December 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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i signed up for this site that helps connect you with volunteer opportunities, and holy shit look what they just sent me
December 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Tender Horns #mushishi
December 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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nursery
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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timeline cleaning
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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is it better for countries to invest in boring things like transport and energy infrastructure or should they invest all their money in useless chatbots that talk in reddit-voice on the vague and completely unsubstantiated hope that they'll be able to do something profitable one day
November 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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so many good pictures out there
November 5, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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we did it babes.... we're the opposite of cooked. what is that. we're ingredients
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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BRO WHAT
November 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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The "WC" on toilet doors stands for "we crappin'"
September 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Melinoe back. I love everything about her design
September 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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September 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
September 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM