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an embarrassment of third place medals / i’m The Love of The Game they/them
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@vam.bsky.social
· Aug 4
I’m snorting poison with various bitter ex race-horses and abandoned boymoms
they should invent a pain that feels insignificant at the time.
September 18, 2025 at 6:41 AM
they should invent a pain that feels insignificant at the time.
heroin is like a less than lethal injection. morphine. well anything really brother. most injections.
August 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
heroin is like a less than lethal injection. morphine. well anything really brother. most injections.
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yeah dude i don't fw kevin like that anymore. none of us do, actually. not since he got zapped to death
July 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
yeah dude i don't fw kevin like that anymore. none of us do, actually. not since he got zapped to death
That one friend we make drink strychnine and then attack in a group very much physically
July 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
That one friend we make drink strychnine and then attack in a group very much physically
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hey what’s up man. are you wired, wired for the cro-ossing over later? haha. ya sure. ok see you..sigh
July 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
hey what’s up man. are you wired, wired for the cro-ossing over later? haha. ya sure. ok see you..sigh
Please “BEER” My Dear Aunt Sally
July 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Please “BEER” My Dear Aunt Sally
silly billy-ness
僕のお菓子じゃないみたい。がんぼるぞい。
translation:
I guess this isn't my snack.
translation:
I guess this isn't my snack.
June 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
silly billy-ness
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Shivering on the bus a Good Samaritan may sometimes ask if I’m cold to which I have to say “watch battery” which is then correctly interpreted as “i just swallowed a watch battery.”
June 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Shivering on the bus a Good Samaritan may sometimes ask if I’m cold to which I have to say “watch battery” which is then correctly interpreted as “i just swallowed a watch battery.”
they should make a pain that relents
June 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
they should make a pain that relents
transfixed, transfigured) lol so uhhyour mouth is open. and you’re gonna let the flies in!!!!
June 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
transfixed, transfigured) lol so uhhyour mouth is open. and you’re gonna let the flies in!!!!
i’m
Fetch to me That grape most Celsius..
June 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
i’m
on a date getting very tipsy making a napkin crane which I then put onto my lap and very very occasionally feed spoonfuls of ice water that make it look like I pissed myself for like 2 hours straight
June 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
on a date getting very tipsy making a napkin crane which I then put onto my lap and very very occasionally feed spoonfuls of ice water that make it look like I pissed myself for like 2 hours straight
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On /r/soda asking “how do you practice caution?” and getting eaten alive by the most dedicated of soda drinkers
June 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
On /r/soda asking “how do you practice caution?” and getting eaten alive by the most dedicated of soda drinkers
Shivering on the bus a Good Samaritan may sometimes ask if I’m cold to which I have to say “watch battery” which is then correctly interpreted as “i just swallowed a watch battery.”
June 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Shivering on the bus a Good Samaritan may sometimes ask if I’m cold to which I have to say “watch battery” which is then correctly interpreted as “i just swallowed a watch battery.”
oh my god lol
June 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
oh my god lol
Jubilee 10 cattle rustlers vs 1 farmer who moved because of his young son’s tb
June 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Jubilee 10 cattle rustlers vs 1 farmer who moved because of his young son’s tb
very obviously blind man showing up to a drug deal. does a dramatic reveal of his guide dog. cuts the bag of cocaine open. the dog does a line off his hand. if it starts barking, it’s good.
June 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
very obviously blind man showing up to a drug deal. does a dramatic reveal of his guide dog. cuts the bag of cocaine open. the dog does a line off his hand. if it starts barking, it’s good.
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A.I. Bombed my FUCKING essay it kept talking about Tom Cruise and how it thought he listened to his dad too much
June 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
A.I. Bombed my FUCKING essay it kept talking about Tom Cruise and how it thought he listened to his dad too much
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it's 'no kings' plural. you're allowed to have one
June 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
it's 'no kings' plural. you're allowed to have one
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Don’t You Know Who I Am?! CHILD ACTOR TON FELTON!
June 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Don’t You Know Who I Am?! CHILD ACTOR TON FELTON!
You’ll notice eventually that Real soda addicts don’t eat much food.
June 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
You’ll notice eventually that Real soda addicts don’t eat much food.
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