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Free-Spirited Man Informed It Time To Grow Up And Stop Being Happy
Free-Spirited Man Informed It Time To Grow Up And Stop Being Happy
CONWAY, AR—Faced with claims that he was too old to be living in the moment and enjoying life to the fullest, free-spirited man Daniel Lambert was informed Wednesday that it was time to grow up and st...
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September 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Free-Spirited Man Informed It Time To Grow Up And Stop Being Happy
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Haven't taken a picture in DC for awhile but when we get visitors from out of town one thing my whole family encourages them to do is visit the Lincoln and Vietnam memorials, and the reflection pool. Because it's absolutely amazing and quite safe even at night. Just throwing that out there.
August 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Haven't taken a picture in DC for awhile but when we get visitors from out of town one thing my whole family encourages them to do is visit the Lincoln and Vietnam memorials, and the reflection pool. Because it's absolutely amazing and quite safe even at night. Just throwing that out there.
Look I am no hardcore gym rat type person by any means, but I just need to get this off my chest: people who are futzing around on thier phones while sitting at gym equipment are fundamentally wrong.
July 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Look I am no hardcore gym rat type person by any means, but I just need to get this off my chest: people who are futzing around on thier phones while sitting at gym equipment are fundamentally wrong.
I'm not picking it up and using it. But I could. I absolutely could. You do know that right?
July 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I'm not picking it up and using it. But I could. I absolutely could. You do know that right?
One pet peeve I have when I read books:
Weary = tired, worn out
Wary = careful, cautious
So many writers mix up those words. It's not a deal breaker by any means but it always makes me sigh.
Weary = tired, worn out
Wary = careful, cautious
So many writers mix up those words. It's not a deal breaker by any means but it always makes me sigh.
June 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
One pet peeve I have when I read books:
Weary = tired, worn out
Wary = careful, cautious
So many writers mix up those words. It's not a deal breaker by any means but it always makes me sigh.
Weary = tired, worn out
Wary = careful, cautious
So many writers mix up those words. It's not a deal breaker by any means but it always makes me sigh.
He's the fastest ball!
June 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
He's the fastest ball!
Yes. YES. I am so ready for this sequel.
June 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Yes. YES. I am so ready for this sequel.
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what fools these mortals be!
May 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
what fools these mortals be!
I hated this. My version of "rough draft" wasn't what they wanted. They wanted a paper that said something different that you change, but when I attempted drafts, it was basically the same paper with spelling and grammar errors before I corrected. Apparently that doesn't count as a real rough draft?
In high school my teachers demanded we turn in our rough drafts with our finished draft so I would write a paper and then I would spend five minutes making a shittier version of the paper and tell my teacher that was the rough draft
I used to do this while writing and it made things so hard in school. All my teachers wanted Drafts
April 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I hated this. My version of "rough draft" wasn't what they wanted. They wanted a paper that said something different that you change, but when I attempted drafts, it was basically the same paper with spelling and grammar errors before I corrected. Apparently that doesn't count as a real rough draft?
I miss not having to pay much attention to the news. Again.
April 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I miss not having to pay much attention to the news. Again.
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My Dad was right, a blind dog really DOES get a bone every once in awhile.
March 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
My Dad was right, a blind dog really DOES get a bone every once in awhile.
Of all the thoughtless, irritating executive orders, why in the world has Daylight Savings not been dealt with yet???
March 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Of all the thoughtless, irritating executive orders, why in the world has Daylight Savings not been dealt with yet???
Truly an excellent example of a trash panda 💜🦝
February 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Truly an excellent example of a trash panda 💜🦝
I think the coolest thing about bluesky so far is not having to deal with algorithm stuff to the point where I can ACTUALLY get hourly raccoon posts from raccoonhourly.bsky.social
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February 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I think the coolest thing about bluesky so far is not having to deal with algorithm stuff to the point where I can ACTUALLY get hourly raccoon posts from raccoonhourly.bsky.social
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It Only Tuesday
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February 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
It Only Tuesday
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Hilarious grammar rules such as "i before e except after c... unless it's weird."
‘Phonetic’ is not.
‘Abbreviation’ is 12 letters.
‘Thesaurus’ doesn’t have a synonym.
Say what you will about English, but it has a sense of humor.
‘Abbreviation’ is 12 letters.
‘Thesaurus’ doesn’t have a synonym.
Say what you will about English, but it has a sense of humor.
January 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Hilarious grammar rules such as "i before e except after c... unless it's weird."
I think it's very nice of James Gunn to introduce Gogol Bordello to the rest of the world like he did with Wig Wam 😁💃
January 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I think it's very nice of James Gunn to introduce Gogol Bordello to the rest of the world like he did with Wig Wam 😁💃
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