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This image is now absolutely everywhere over European media lmao
June 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
This image is now absolutely everywhere over European media lmao
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Dear Squeaky Tank,
Thank you for your service. 🫡
Thank you for your service. 🫡
June 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Dear Squeaky Tank,
Thank you for your service. 🫡
Thank you for your service. 🫡
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Donald Trump told us that there would be no wars if he was President.
Not even six months in and Israel just struck Tehran.
Not even six months in and Israel just struck Tehran.
June 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Donald Trump told us that there would be no wars if he was President.
Not even six months in and Israel just struck Tehran.
Not even six months in and Israel just struck Tehran.
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In this moment of anxiety, please enjoy a baby goose falling out of an adult gooses wing.
Yes I wrote that sentence.
Yes this happened.
Yes it's ADORABLE.
No I don't think I'll capture a cuter goose moment this year. 🐣 🪶
Yes I wrote that sentence.
Yes this happened.
Yes it's ADORABLE.
No I don't think I'll capture a cuter goose moment this year. 🐣 🪶
June 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
In this moment of anxiety, please enjoy a baby goose falling out of an adult gooses wing.
Yes I wrote that sentence.
Yes this happened.
Yes it's ADORABLE.
No I don't think I'll capture a cuter goose moment this year. 🐣 🪶
Yes I wrote that sentence.
Yes this happened.
Yes it's ADORABLE.
No I don't think I'll capture a cuter goose moment this year. 🐣 🪶
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How are you feeling living under a felonious dictator who can abduct and imprison whomever he chooses?
May 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
How are you feeling living under a felonious dictator who can abduct and imprison whomever he chooses?
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Just so y'all know what the mood in Jersey City is like rn.
April 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Just so y'all know what the mood in Jersey City is like rn.
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He’s skipping funerals for soldiers to golf with the Saudis.
April 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
He’s skipping funerals for soldiers to golf with the Saudis.
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This asshole raised prices and ruined your retirement savings, and now he's out golfing for the rest of the weekend.
April 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
This asshole raised prices and ruined your retirement savings, and now he's out golfing for the rest of the weekend.
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Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now
Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now
HUNTSVILLE, AL—In an effort to comfort the child by telling her the funds had gone to a far better place, local parents Blake and Allison McKee gently explained to their daughter Friday that their mon...
theonion.com
April 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now
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Tesla has recalled... every single Cybertruck. Every one they've ever sold. For a hardware issue
www.carscoops.com/2025/03/tesl...
www.carscoops.com/2025/03/tesl...
Tesla Recalls Every Single Cybertruck Over Stainless Steel Trims Falling Off | Carscoops
151 Cybertruck owners filed warranty claims after noticing the roof trim panel above the windows was coming loose
www.carscoops.com
March 20, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Tesla has recalled... every single Cybertruck. Every one they've ever sold. For a hardware issue
www.carscoops.com/2025/03/tesl...
www.carscoops.com/2025/03/tesl...
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Jackie Robinson has been restored!!! 😊💙
Huge win for our democracy!!! 💙
Keep up the noise!!! 🤗💙
#Thisiswhywefight #Bluecrew #Resistance #Resist
www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/u-s...
Huge win for our democracy!!! 💙
Keep up the noise!!! 🤗💙
#Thisiswhywefight #Bluecrew #Resistance #Resist
www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/u-s...
U.S. Department of Defense restores Jackie Robinson story on website, admits it was taken down in DEI purge
There was online backlash this week after a story highlighting Robinson's time in the military was taken down
www.cbssports.com
March 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Jackie Robinson has been restored!!! 😊💙
Huge win for our democracy!!! 💙
Keep up the noise!!! 🤗💙
#Thisiswhywefight #Bluecrew #Resistance #Resist
www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/u-s...
Huge win for our democracy!!! 💙
Keep up the noise!!! 🤗💙
#Thisiswhywefight #Bluecrew #Resistance #Resist
www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/u-s...
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"Abortion was made legal underwater nearly 50 years ago in Salmon Roe v. Wave, yet there is still a stigma attached to what is no more serious a procedure than allowing a goby fish to clean the parasites from my gills."
theonion.com/if-fema...
theonion.com/if-fema...
If Females Could Get Pregnant, There’d Be An Abortion Clinic On Every Coral
Despite the tide of aquatic opinion flowing in favor of reproductive rights for all, marine society still gives male seahorses very little say over what happens to their own bodies. Instead, we are treated as passive baby-making machines. Meanwhile, if it were the female seahorses who could get pregnant, there’d probably be an abortion clinic […]
theonion.com
March 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
"Abortion was made legal underwater nearly 50 years ago in Salmon Roe v. Wave, yet there is still a stigma attached to what is no more serious a procedure than allowing a goby fish to clean the parasites from my gills."
theonion.com/if-fema...
theonion.com/if-fema...
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Somebody somewhere
Needs flowers tonight
Needs flowers tonight
March 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Somebody somewhere
Needs flowers tonight
Needs flowers tonight
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Well, here's one such tracker but it's not everything, just what's part of Project 2025:
www.project2025.observer
www.project2025.observer
Project 2025 Tracker
Track the progress on Project 2025
www.project2025.observer
March 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Well, here's one such tracker but it's not everything, just what's part of Project 2025:
www.project2025.observer
www.project2025.observer
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Freddie Mercury didn't go into the studio and nail the vocals for "The Show Must Go On" in one take while dying of AIDS for you to despair and give up now. Take the time you need, but then get up and get back out there.
The show must go on.
The show must go on.
February 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Freddie Mercury didn't go into the studio and nail the vocals for "The Show Must Go On" in one take while dying of AIDS for you to despair and give up now. Take the time you need, but then get up and get back out there.
The show must go on.
The show must go on.
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I will admit to finding the “all problems are caused by evil and we could fix every problem without any trade-offs” worldview pretty draining and immature.
March 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I will admit to finding the “all problems are caused by evil and we could fix every problem without any trade-offs” worldview pretty draining and immature.