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suffering is life
December 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
suffering is life
me: what if the fruits basket horse girl gave u a footjob but as a horse. so a hoofjob. she would probably crush ur dick. intentionally. now who's getting turned to glue.
my wife: attempting to strangle me bc there is no other way to shut me up
my wife: attempting to strangle me bc there is no other way to shut me up
December 2, 2025 at 10:21 AM
me: what if the fruits basket horse girl gave u a footjob but as a horse. so a hoofjob. she would probably crush ur dick. intentionally. now who's getting turned to glue.
my wife: attempting to strangle me bc there is no other way to shut me up
my wife: attempting to strangle me bc there is no other way to shut me up
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
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November 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
my shoes finally died and for whatever reason my brain decided it wanted combat boots to be a personality trait of mine and they fucking hurt bc they are not broken in but they make me feel very lesbian
November 15, 2025 at 5:56 AM
my shoes finally died and for whatever reason my brain decided it wanted combat boots to be a personality trait of mine and they fucking hurt bc they are not broken in but they make me feel very lesbian
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Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
i love anomaly arbitration and cyrene she's really fun, I was worried how she would do compared to cipher and huohuo but it feels better than I thought it would. now it would be nice if the game would give me any fucking planars for her
youtu.be/IFw2YzSaBbY
youtu.be/IFw2YzSaBbY
hsr 3.7 aa 5 cost dot cyrene 3 cycle
YouTube video by Lily K
youtu.be
November 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
i love anomaly arbitration and cyrene she's really fun, I was worried how she would do compared to cipher and huohuo but it feels better than I thought it would. now it would be nice if the game would give me any fucking planars for her
youtu.be/IFw2YzSaBbY
youtu.be/IFw2YzSaBbY
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non consensual violence like sure I guess
Zoom in and the first tag you see is how your November will go
November 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
non consensual violence like sure I guess
landlord: provides no extra services
landlord: that will be 200 more dollars a month in rent please. also the washer and dryers cost one full extra dollar each. don't worry though you get 3 more minutes in the dryer. you're welcome
landlord: that will be 200 more dollars a month in rent please. also the washer and dryers cost one full extra dollar each. don't worry though you get 3 more minutes in the dryer. you're welcome
November 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
landlord: provides no extra services
landlord: that will be 200 more dollars a month in rent please. also the washer and dryers cost one full extra dollar each. don't worry though you get 3 more minutes in the dryer. you're welcome
landlord: that will be 200 more dollars a month in rent please. also the washer and dryers cost one full extra dollar each. don't worry though you get 3 more minutes in the dryer. you're welcome
she is trying to get an achievement on elation path of swarm disaster
November 1, 2025 at 8:08 AM
she is trying to get an achievement on elation path of swarm disaster
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okay i need you to watch this i picked up like 10 separate vocal stims from this one fucking video
October 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
okay i need you to watch this i picked up like 10 separate vocal stims from this one fucking video
achievement hunting in hsr and there were a bunch that required killing yanqing with different characters and when i finished the last one he dms me "hey uh can we fucking talk"
October 28, 2025 at 7:23 AM
achievement hunting in hsr and there were a bunch that required killing yanqing with different characters and when i finished the last one he dms me "hey uh can we fucking talk"
the leader is COOKING. you do not have the right to ENTER THE KITCHEN
October 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
the leader is COOKING. you do not have the right to ENTER THE KITCHEN
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jokes aside, can you imagine how you would handle it if you asked a human assistant "did you make all this up instead of actually doing any of the work", and that person responded to you with "good catch"
October 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
jokes aside, can you imagine how you would handle it if you asked a human assistant "did you make all this up instead of actually doing any of the work", and that person responded to you with "good catch"
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god forbid women do anything
October 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
god forbid women do anything
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ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
September 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
new game mode is fun if u have brain damage for this game. thankfully I do have that brain damage I retried so many times for the stupid silver icon border just so I didn't lose to the whale on my friends list it was fun I rly like it
youtu.be/AyBOJUee21U
youtu.be/AyBOJUee21U
anomaly arbitration 3.6 dot 4 cycle
YouTube video by Lily K
youtu.be
September 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
new game mode is fun if u have brain damage for this game. thankfully I do have that brain damage I retried so many times for the stupid silver icon border just so I didn't lose to the whale on my friends list it was fun I rly like it
youtu.be/AyBOJUee21U
youtu.be/AyBOJUee21U
rly funny that bc I have gacha autism I'm following a bunch of gacha content creators and I just get to watch the endless cycle of "wow new flashy gacha" "wow the devs rly listen and care" "what the fuck the devs are doing predatory stuff" "wow new flashy gacha"
September 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
rly funny that bc I have gacha autism I'm following a bunch of gacha content creators and I just get to watch the endless cycle of "wow new flashy gacha" "wow the devs rly listen and care" "what the fuck the devs are doing predatory stuff" "wow new flashy gacha"
the real hsr endgame isn't 3 star clearing moc 12 it's 3 star clearing moc 10 with ur shitty low invest teams
September 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
the real hsr endgame isn't 3 star clearing moc 12 it's 3 star clearing moc 10 with ur shitty low invest teams