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went to the dmv to get new license today and had to give them my birth certificate that I've never updated bc of executive dysfunction along with the legal paperwork for the name change and when I handed it to the lady there was like, just the slightest change in her demeanor, like she didn't say
January 27, 2026 at 11:45 AM
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Thing Thing, Japan
January 23, 2026 at 3:32 AM
one may be tempted to say selfcest is unproblematic, as it cannot be reflected in reality and cannot harm anyone real, but has one considered the humble system? has one considered the inherent power imbalance between the persecutor and the trauma holder?
January 19, 2026 at 4:14 AM
@aporia432.bsky.social can I convince u to give me the @ if ur not using it
January 12, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I need them to invent cigarettes that don't kill u. can they please invent cigarettes that u can just stim with and don't kill u. please
January 11, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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Astonishing how low clutch toddlers are. Situation gets even a little difficult and they crumble. Holding a cookie with the dog around, no shot they don’t drop it 2 to 3 times.
January 11, 2026 at 4:56 PM
gen like beta or whatever is gonna grow up immersed in a fully ai generated internet and they're gonna develop a sixth sense for ai garbage and when we're in our fifties we're gonna have to find our nearest six year old to ask if something is real or not
January 8, 2026 at 10:28 PM
went to the costco up here for the first time and the parking was less hellish and it was less crowded and it was bigger and had all the stuff I used to just have to hope was available it was so nice but they didn't have the fucking coffee I got at a costco 1 time that I've never seen again
January 8, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 9:52 PM
she's still cute yay :)
my gfs conspiracy theory is that the alice in wonderland design elements are just tacked onto her original design and I kinda buy it. we'll never know but if it was changed it doesn't seem that bad if so
mourning edo star and vtuber sparkle and yokai designs it would've been peak
January 6, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 12:59 AM
I have thoughts abt ysg zzz so I'm literally just gonna autism ramble abt gacha games and DID and act like bad gacha writing is indicative of societys views on did bc the only media I engage in anymore is stupid fucking gachas so if u don't care just ignore this
December 31, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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December 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
youtu.be/sdmT_kzVKBM
I love hsr and it loves me back by giving me extremely average decent pull luck and then I log into zzz and say u are my evil disgusting child I only play when content is dry and it gives me the most batshit insane luck imaginable
i guess i main ysg now
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December 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
*visiting china* oh here we go again hoyo making the second area a fucking liyue/xianzhou/waifei
December 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
*takes one sip of alcohol* I feel like my body is rejecting me
December 27, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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I 0 cycled anom arbitration yay
kinda feels cheap bc I already had the favored team over invested but it was still fun getting there. I ended up not using my nice new ff speed tuning bc I ddd'd too much but oh well rip
hsr 9 cost superbreak 0 cycle 3.8 anomaly arbitration
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December 24, 2025 at 7:16 AM
my insane mother in law bought an AI washer and dryer and I'm going insane scrolling customer reviews for this thing and I'm like. is this person trying to fucking shove their dog in a washer. what the fuck
December 16, 2025 at 4:29 AM
explaining to a californian that in places with a lot of water it can rain in the summer and they do not believe me
December 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
mourning edo star and vtuber sparkle and yokai designs it would've been peak
December 8, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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suffering is life
December 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
me: what if the fruits basket horse girl gave u a footjob but as a horse. so a hoofjob. she would probably crush ur dick. intentionally. now who's getting turned to glue.
my wife: attempting to strangle me bc there is no other way to shut me up
December 2, 2025 at 10:21 AM
November 30, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM