elspeth
@ardentplea.bsky.social
elspeth/emma 28/she born in hell
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St. Sebastian
January 26, 2026 at 5:54 PM
St. Sebastian
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cutting her gf's hair
December 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
cutting her gf's hair
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when you’ve even lost the biggest psychopath to ever compete on survivor
January 26, 2026 at 8:49 PM
when you’ve even lost the biggest psychopath to ever compete on survivor
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new york magazine has a very nasty article out about my beautiful golden throne, which they say is the only thing keeping me alive. when I'm sitting on my big beautiful throne I am NOT ASLEEP!! I am directing the beacon of the astronomican, something sleepy joe did very badly may I add
January 26, 2026 at 4:11 PM
new york magazine has a very nasty article out about my beautiful golden throne, which they say is the only thing keeping me alive. when I'm sitting on my big beautiful throne I am NOT ASLEEP!! I am directing the beacon of the astronomican, something sleepy joe did very badly may I add
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If you're lucky, you can catch Mizutsune yawning in MHWilds. He's so cute!
January 25, 2026 at 9:57 PM
If you're lucky, you can catch Mizutsune yawning in MHWilds. He's so cute!
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"Velkhana" - it feels and looks like his arena outside right now ✍️😳 🧊 ❄️ #MonsterHunterWorld #MHart #Velkhana
January 24, 2026 at 7:52 PM
"Velkhana" - it feels and looks like his arena outside right now ✍️😳 🧊 ❄️ #MonsterHunterWorld #MHart #Velkhana
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My entry for the #39SSS contest. This was a great opportunity to show Alma some love. Huge thanks to @39daph.bsky.social for hosting this contest. 🍻
#mhart #fanart #monsterhunter #handler #sky #space #campfire
#mhart #fanart #monsterhunter #handler #sky #space #campfire
January 21, 2026 at 7:11 PM
My entry for the #39SSS contest. This was a great opportunity to show Alma some love. Huge thanks to @39daph.bsky.social for hosting this contest. 🍻
#mhart #fanart #monsterhunter #handler #sky #space #campfire
#mhart #fanart #monsterhunter #handler #sky #space #campfire
it would be a beautiful world if SSRIs worked
January 24, 2026 at 6:45 AM
it would be a beautiful world if SSRIs worked
it's a cruel trick of fate that trans women are the demographic most likely to be into edging but also the worst at actually being edged
January 18, 2026 at 8:00 PM
it's a cruel trick of fate that trans women are the demographic most likely to be into edging but also the worst at actually being edged
monster hunter is cocomelon for unemployed 28 year olds
January 18, 2026 at 5:28 AM
monster hunter is cocomelon for unemployed 28 year olds
final fantasy vii advent children is probably the only film in existence where a measurable percentage of people watched it for the first time on UMD
January 18, 2026 at 2:12 AM
final fantasy vii advent children is probably the only film in existence where a measurable percentage of people watched it for the first time on UMD
i can't get over how the first elder dragon you fight in MHFU is kushala daora as an optional quest at HR4 in low rank. ma'am why the fuck are you here
January 18, 2026 at 1:40 AM
i can't get over how the first elder dragon you fight in MHFU is kushala daora as an optional quest at HR4 in low rank. ma'am why the fuck are you here
something especially horrible about finding an actually fun content creator in one of your super niche hobbies but they use like pepes in every youtube thumbnail and shit
January 17, 2026 at 5:21 AM
something especially horrible about finding an actually fun content creator in one of your super niche hobbies but they use like pepes in every youtube thumbnail and shit
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January 14, 2026 at 11:58 PM
i really appreciate any anime about a 28-35 year old woman who's kind of a loser. long underrepresented demographic
January 15, 2026 at 4:38 AM
i really appreciate any anime about a 28-35 year old woman who's kind of a loser. long underrepresented demographic
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December 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Casual reminder that "Slippy" uses it/its pronouns on the packaging of the armory deck and we should use them too because it will drive out weirdos who dislike "neopronouns"
January 13, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Casual reminder that "Slippy" uses it/its pronouns on the packaging of the armory deck and we should use them too because it will drive out weirdos who dislike "neopronouns"
why does northernlion make the ugliest possible white dude in every game he plays
January 13, 2026 at 7:10 AM
why does northernlion make the ugliest possible white dude in every game he plays
i've been fucked with by a lot of people but i don't think i've ever had a dude torpedo his entire social life just to fuck with me before
January 12, 2026 at 1:03 AM
i've been fucked with by a lot of people but i don't think i've ever had a dude torpedo his entire social life just to fuck with me before
blowing my hot allostatic load all over the place
January 11, 2026 at 6:03 PM
blowing my hot allostatic load all over the place
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Astonishing how low clutch toddlers are. Situation gets even a little difficult and they crumble. Holding a cookie with the dog around, no shot they don’t drop it 2 to 3 times.
January 11, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Astonishing how low clutch toddlers are. Situation gets even a little difficult and they crumble. Holding a cookie with the dog around, no shot they don’t drop it 2 to 3 times.
if i had an alter i would have sex with her idc i would find a way
January 11, 2026 at 2:22 PM
if i had an alter i would have sex with her idc i would find a way
one of my best friends decided to blame his breakup on me and tell all of our friends that i'm an evil slut who ruined their life by making their girlfriend cheat on them and then banned me from the discord server our friend group has used for years. so i'm doing really good right now
January 11, 2026 at 8:30 AM
one of my best friends decided to blame his breakup on me and tell all of our friends that i'm an evil slut who ruined their life by making their girlfriend cheat on them and then banned me from the discord server our friend group has used for years. so i'm doing really good right now
dougdoug doesn't get why people would keep his stream on in the background while they have gay sex which shows me that straight people do not understand the sort of things gay people use to mood set
January 10, 2026 at 1:01 AM
dougdoug doesn't get why people would keep his stream on in the background while they have gay sex which shows me that straight people do not understand the sort of things gay people use to mood set
my GOAT is playing seattle so any oomfs in the area better go this is actually emotionally important to me go buy tickets im not asking
Girls Rituals / Devi McCallion
West Coast USA w Stomach Book
The Caput Mortuum Tour 2026
West Coast USA w Stomach Book
The Caput Mortuum Tour 2026
January 9, 2026 at 9:19 PM
my GOAT is playing seattle so any oomfs in the area better go this is actually emotionally important to me go buy tickets im not asking