@valk13yrie.bsky.social
raising cane’s hates to see me coming on payday with pepto bismol in a hip holster
April 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
raising cane’s hates to see me coming on payday with pepto bismol in a hip holster
boy dinner or whatever
April 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
boy dinner or whatever
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who up pondering they bowl
March 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
who up pondering they bowl
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Alexa, set the cyber truck across the street on fire
March 19, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Alexa, set the cyber truck across the street on fire
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Every time Michael Caine (my cat) walks into a room I am already in, I say, “Well if it ISN’T the BABY!!!” as tho he is some kind of low-level crook who is trying to beg forgiveness for attempting to double-cross me, a notorious crime boss
March 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Every time Michael Caine (my cat) walks into a room I am already in, I say, “Well if it ISN’T the BABY!!!” as tho he is some kind of low-level crook who is trying to beg forgiveness for attempting to double-cross me, a notorious crime boss
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Ok.
That was a bit much tbh.
You fail your intimidation check & the necromancer lets out a bellowing laugh.
Everyone roll for initiative.
That was a bit much tbh.
You fail your intimidation check & the necromancer lets out a bellowing laugh.
Everyone roll for initiative.
March 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Ok.
That was a bit much tbh.
You fail your intimidation check & the necromancer lets out a bellowing laugh.
Everyone roll for initiative.
That was a bit much tbh.
You fail your intimidation check & the necromancer lets out a bellowing laugh.
Everyone roll for initiative.
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To rebalance the timeline, here’s a solid minute of Lulu purrs.
March 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
To rebalance the timeline, here’s a solid minute of Lulu purrs.
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just witnessed someone throwing their dogs shit onto a cyber truck here in chicago. inshallah
March 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
just witnessed someone throwing their dogs shit onto a cyber truck here in chicago. inshallah
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Why are only half my whiskers showing? #WhiskersWednesday #CatsOfBlueSky #BlueSkyCats #ItsACatsLife #GingerCats #CatsAreFamily #Cats #CatWorldDomination
March 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Why are only half my whiskers showing? #WhiskersWednesday #CatsOfBlueSky #BlueSkyCats #ItsACatsLife #GingerCats #CatsAreFamily #Cats #CatWorldDomination
airline food is delicious and i’m tired of not eating it
February 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
airline food is delicious and i’m tired of not eating it
i could use some tiramisu and chocolate cake right now
February 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
i could use some tiramisu and chocolate cake right now
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“The anditode to doom is curiosity.”
– Ezra Klein
– Ezra Klein
February 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
“The anditode to doom is curiosity.”
– Ezra Klein
– Ezra Klein
face is greezy, outside is breezy
February 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
face is greezy, outside is breezy
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HEY I KNOW EVERYTHING IS A LOT RIGHT NOW
HERE IS A SLOW BLINK FOR YOU
HERE IS A SLOW BLINK FOR YOU
February 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
HEY I KNOW EVERYTHING IS A LOT RIGHT NOW
HERE IS A SLOW BLINK FOR YOU
HERE IS A SLOW BLINK FOR YOU
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Nirvana reuniting in 2025 at #FireAid wasn’t on my bingo card. Also Violet Grohl singing and Kim Gordon of Sonic Youth on bass??
This has been a special and wonderful moment. What a time to be alive 🥹🥹
This has been a special and wonderful moment. What a time to be alive 🥹🥹
January 31, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Nirvana reuniting in 2025 at #FireAid wasn’t on my bingo card. Also Violet Grohl singing and Kim Gordon of Sonic Youth on bass??
This has been a special and wonderful moment. What a time to be alive 🥹🥹
This has been a special and wonderful moment. What a time to be alive 🥹🥹
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I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
January 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
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