Valerie
@valerie.lighthope.ca
Cybersecurity | Gamer | 🇨🇦 | she/her | Married
@hankgreen.bsky.social If you get Pluribused and I'm a survivor, do I have your permission to use you as my chaperone.
I'll keep everything respectful, I just feel like you'd be the perfect hive mind rep to have cool conversations with.
I'll keep everything respectful, I just feel like you'd be the perfect hive mind rep to have cool conversations with.
December 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
@hankgreen.bsky.social If you get Pluribused and I'm a survivor, do I have your permission to use you as my chaperone.
I'll keep everything respectful, I just feel like you'd be the perfect hive mind rep to have cool conversations with.
I'll keep everything respectful, I just feel like you'd be the perfect hive mind rep to have cool conversations with.
I hate the Dems caved as much as the next person, but if you thought this shutdown was gonna end in anything but Dems chickening out and caving without gaining anything, you really might be the most naive person on the planet
#USpolitics
#USpolitics
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I hate the Dems caved as much as the next person, but if you thought this shutdown was gonna end in anything but Dems chickening out and caving without gaining anything, you really might be the most naive person on the planet
#USpolitics
#USpolitics
Silk Song release crashed Steam so hard it signed me out on all my devices and won't even load a new login QR code
lmaooo 😂😭
lmaooo 😂😭
September 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Silk Song release crashed Steam so hard it signed me out on all my devices and won't even load a new login QR code
lmaooo 😂😭
lmaooo 😂😭
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I showed you my flotation sac please respond
August 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I showed you my flotation sac please respond
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Lex Luthor when someone asks him why he made a test tube baby of Superman using his DNA
July 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Lex Luthor when someone asks him why he made a test tube baby of Superman using his DNA
The healthcare system in Ottawa is fucking crumbling. Fuck you Doug Ford, fund our fucking healthcare system
July 9, 2025 at 12:25 PM
The healthcare system in Ottawa is fucking crumbling. Fuck you Doug Ford, fund our fucking healthcare system
The Rookie writers watching the news this week
June 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The Rookie writers watching the news this week
I feel so bad. In Mario Kart (8, not world) I dropped behind Luigi to let him take the blue shell, then dropped a bomb as I passed him again, and got him again with a rear faced green shell. I'm so glad it was a CPU because I feel like I just assassinated someone 😭
June 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I feel so bad. In Mario Kart (8, not world) I dropped behind Luigi to let him take the blue shell, then dropped a bomb as I passed him again, and got him again with a rear faced green shell. I'm so glad it was a CPU because I feel like I just assassinated someone 😭
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😂 Is that really long enough :-)
June 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
😂 Is that really long enough :-)
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June 4, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Disney Opens New Immersive ‘Star Wars’-Themed Gay Conversion Camp
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June 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Disney Opens New Immersive ‘Star Wars’-Themed Gay Conversion Camp
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Me after watching the latest BobbyBroccoli documentary
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ALT: a blurred image of a man with the words that 's what i am talking about below him
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May 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Me after watching the latest BobbyBroccoli documentary
I've been playing the leaked game for a while now, and they really took Metroid Prime 4 in a really different direction
May 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I've been playing the leaked game for a while now, and they really took Metroid Prime 4 in a really different direction
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I'm not particularly fond of going to the gym. Exercise for the sake of exercise just never motivates me long-term.
I used to bike to work, ~20km each way. Now I work from home, so the bike ride is a bit short, lol.
Thanks to my kids, I've started bouldering and it's been so much fun.
I used to bike to work, ~20km each way. Now I work from home, so the bike ride is a bit short, lol.
Thanks to my kids, I've started bouldering and it's been so much fun.
April 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I'm not particularly fond of going to the gym. Exercise for the sake of exercise just never motivates me long-term.
I used to bike to work, ~20km each way. Now I work from home, so the bike ride is a bit short, lol.
Thanks to my kids, I've started bouldering and it's been so much fun.
I used to bike to work, ~20km each way. Now I work from home, so the bike ride is a bit short, lol.
Thanks to my kids, I've started bouldering and it's been so much fun.
If you're an adult and wanting to see the Minecraft movie, I can't recommend enough either waiting a few weeks, or going during school hours or after midnight or something super late. Entire theater was filled with chatting teens
April 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
If you're an adult and wanting to see the Minecraft movie, I can't recommend enough either waiting a few weeks, or going during school hours or after midnight or something super late. Entire theater was filled with chatting teens
The Switch Joycons being two separate half's, one for each hand, is an ADHD accessibility win
April 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The Switch Joycons being two separate half's, one for each hand, is an ADHD accessibility win
I find something so viscerally and primally disturbing about the Tubi commercials' flesh hats. It's so disturbing to me, I can't even handle it
February 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I find something so viscerally and primally disturbing about the Tubi commercials' flesh hats. It's so disturbing to me, I can't even handle it
These layoffs truely are the death of this company. A morally broke company now stands in it's place. Done in so much a tactless and rude way. Congratulations private equity, you've succeeded in killing the soul of another company
February 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
These layoffs truely are the death of this company. A morally broke company now stands in it's place. Done in so much a tactless and rude way. Congratulations private equity, you've succeeded in killing the soul of another company
For whatever reason, I am just attracted to the absolute dumbest cars. Look at this Subaru Baja. It's just so cute
February 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
For whatever reason, I am just attracted to the absolute dumbest cars. Look at this Subaru Baja. It's just so cute
I was today years old when I learned you can use HM Cut to cut wild grass in pokemon. Wtf, why was I not told this sooner 😭
January 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I was today years old when I learned you can use HM Cut to cut wild grass in pokemon. Wtf, why was I not told this sooner 😭
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I THOUGHT I HAD LOST MY DS
YOOOOOO
YOOOOOO
January 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I THOUGHT I HAD LOST MY DS
YOOOOOO
YOOOOOO
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I feel like valve doesn’t get enough shit for inventing loot crates
January 13, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I feel like valve doesn’t get enough shit for inventing loot crates
No wonder sports viewership is down, being a beginner/occasional fan sucks so much. Any given week a game could be exclusive to any number of streaming platforms and half the time you need a premium sports package to bypass blackouts for the games you actually want anyway.
What the actual hell
What the actual hell
January 5, 2025 at 11:27 PM
No wonder sports viewership is down, being a beginner/occasional fan sucks so much. Any given week a game could be exclusive to any number of streaming platforms and half the time you need a premium sports package to bypass blackouts for the games you actually want anyway.
What the actual hell
What the actual hell
When did fast food places stop being 24/7?
I'm not talking about how "oh technically they always said they were 23.5/7, they stop service for 30 minutes to clean 🤓".
Like, mine fully closes for a couple hours, which like, good for the workers, but it sucks for early morning flights
I'm not talking about how "oh technically they always said they were 23.5/7, they stop service for 30 minutes to clean 🤓".
Like, mine fully closes for a couple hours, which like, good for the workers, but it sucks for early morning flights
January 1, 2025 at 10:34 AM
When did fast food places stop being 24/7?
I'm not talking about how "oh technically they always said they were 23.5/7, they stop service for 30 minutes to clean 🤓".
Like, mine fully closes for a couple hours, which like, good for the workers, but it sucks for early morning flights
I'm not talking about how "oh technically they always said they were 23.5/7, they stop service for 30 minutes to clean 🤓".
Like, mine fully closes for a couple hours, which like, good for the workers, but it sucks for early morning flights