How else am I supposed to find the best forks on the market if I don't spend a week meticulously reading up on everything fork-enthusiests have ever published on the internet

This truely is marriage boiled down

I know this is a joke, but as a tip: warm it up, it will cause the inside air to expand, making it easier to open

So much for your "never done layoffs" line

Truely the Maryland flag of cars