Val E Mato 🍅
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22, Pan, He/They
Main account: valematottv.bsky.social
18+ only
22, Pan, He/They
Main account: valematottv.bsky.social
18+ only
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Im so tiredim so tiredim so tired imso tired im sotiredim tired so tiredimso tired im so
Im just so tired. Can't somebody put me to sleep until I get better?
Im just so tired. Can't somebody put me to sleep until I get better?
June 17, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Im so tiredim so tiredim so tired imso tired im sotiredim tired so tiredimso tired im so
Im just so tired. Can't somebody put me to sleep until I get better?
Im just so tired. Can't somebody put me to sleep until I get better?
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People will see a male character behind have a slight bump and call it a fat ass. Don’t piss me off. That shit should be BIG and ROUND. Your hand shouldn’t be able to fit one cheek. Do not fuck with me.
August 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
People will see a male character behind have a slight bump and call it a fat ass. Don’t piss me off. That shit should be BIG and ROUND. Your hand shouldn’t be able to fit one cheek. Do not fuck with me.
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can i give someone an orgasm like platonically
July 29, 2025 at 5:08 AM
can i give someone an orgasm like platonically
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Filing this away in my brain as a perfect example of socialism.
June 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Filing this away in my brain as a perfect example of socialism.
Im so tiredim so tiredim so tired imso tired im sotiredim tired so tiredimso tired im so
Im just so tired. Can't somebody put me to sleep until I get better?
Im just so tired. Can't somebody put me to sleep until I get better?
June 17, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Im so tiredim so tiredim so tired imso tired im sotiredim tired so tiredimso tired im so
Im just so tired. Can't somebody put me to sleep until I get better?
Im just so tired. Can't somebody put me to sleep until I get better?
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OH MY FUCKING GOOOODDDDDDDDD
MATSUNO YOU ARE THE ETERNAL GOAT
MATSUNO YOU ARE THE ETERNAL GOAT
June 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
OH MY FUCKING GOOOODDDDDDDDD
MATSUNO YOU ARE THE ETERNAL GOAT
MATSUNO YOU ARE THE ETERNAL GOAT
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"do you experiment in the bedroom" i'm open to experimenting in the kitchen. i want to try whatever fun recipes i find i want to bake more cakes i want to make more dumplings i just need someone to eat them with me and maybe cook together. is this hot is this horny
June 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
"do you experiment in the bedroom" i'm open to experimenting in the kitchen. i want to try whatever fun recipes i find i want to bake more cakes i want to make more dumplings i just need someone to eat them with me and maybe cook together. is this hot is this horny
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In light of recent happenings, never forget: Carry onwards and keep living
January 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
In light of recent happenings, never forget: Carry onwards and keep living
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Here’s screengrabs of relevant threads/info.
From the users Rosie posted below if you’d prefer not to go to Twitter.
From the users Rosie posted below if you’d prefer not to go to Twitter.
April 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Here’s screengrabs of relevant threads/info.
From the users Rosie posted below if you’d prefer not to go to Twitter.
From the users Rosie posted below if you’d prefer not to go to Twitter.
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With the White House using OpenAi to make racist propaganda in studio ghibli art style there has never been apt scene in anime history:
March 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
With the White House using OpenAi to make racist propaganda in studio ghibli art style there has never been apt scene in anime history:
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I would love to see some creators from around the world. But I say this bit sincerely, don’t come here. It doesn’t seem safe for you if you’ve ever said a mean thing about the president or might do some art while you’re visiting.
Countries that have issued a travel advisory this year warning their citizens about visiting the United States:
Canada
Denmark
Finland
France
Germany
Ireland
Netherlands
New Zealand
United Kingdom
Canada
Denmark
Finland
France
Germany
Ireland
Netherlands
New Zealand
United Kingdom
March 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I would love to see some creators from around the world. But I say this bit sincerely, don’t come here. It doesn’t seem safe for you if you’ve ever said a mean thing about the president or might do some art while you’re visiting.
Man I do so love when you say you hate living in the United States and somebody chimes in with "Just leave then."
March 28, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Man I do so love when you say you hate living in the United States and somebody chimes in with "Just leave then."
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When I first saw the credits roll back in 2017, my immediate thought was "Gee Willikers! I sure hope they find a way to undo this absolutely perfect ending with a sequel in about 12 years!"
March 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
When I first saw the credits roll back in 2017, my immediate thought was "Gee Willikers! I sure hope they find a way to undo this absolutely perfect ending with a sequel in about 12 years!"
Do y'all ever like.. miss the rain?
Some of my fondest memories are of days that rained sheets. The raindrops were heavier, larger, hit the ground and splashed on their own, without a puddle to bounce on or break the surface tension of or fall into. The thunder roaring above you. I miss it. A lot.
Some of my fondest memories are of days that rained sheets. The raindrops were heavier, larger, hit the ground and splashed on their own, without a puddle to bounce on or break the surface tension of or fall into. The thunder roaring above you. I miss it. A lot.
March 20, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Do y'all ever like.. miss the rain?
Some of my fondest memories are of days that rained sheets. The raindrops were heavier, larger, hit the ground and splashed on their own, without a puddle to bounce on or break the surface tension of or fall into. The thunder roaring above you. I miss it. A lot.
Some of my fondest memories are of days that rained sheets. The raindrops were heavier, larger, hit the ground and splashed on their own, without a puddle to bounce on or break the surface tension of or fall into. The thunder roaring above you. I miss it. A lot.
Sorry for dumping a bunch of bs tonight, anyway go support sex workers and NSFW artists, they have it really hard
February 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Sorry for dumping a bunch of bs tonight, anyway go support sex workers and NSFW artists, they have it really hard
Last thing for the night, food has been getting really expensive again and its pissing me off bc thats my one coping mechanism for feeling like this, just feed into my gluttony a bit. But now even that is slipping away. This sucks man
February 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Last thing for the night, food has been getting really expensive again and its pissing me off bc thats my one coping mechanism for feeling like this, just feed into my gluttony a bit. But now even that is slipping away. This sucks man
I'm also gonna take a bit to talk about something i feel weird about
The last few weeks have been some of the best I've ever had, just for me. I've been actively pushing to self-improve, I've made great progress on my mental, and I'm finally getting to the point where I can have more confidence
1/?
The last few weeks have been some of the best I've ever had, just for me. I've been actively pushing to self-improve, I've made great progress on my mental, and I'm finally getting to the point where I can have more confidence
1/?
February 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I'm also gonna take a bit to talk about something i feel weird about
The last few weeks have been some of the best I've ever had, just for me. I've been actively pushing to self-improve, I've made great progress on my mental, and I'm finally getting to the point where I can have more confidence
1/?
The last few weeks have been some of the best I've ever had, just for me. I've been actively pushing to self-improve, I've made great progress on my mental, and I'm finally getting to the point where I can have more confidence
1/?
I wish i had more friends who were open about their sexual interests. Im like, really horny and down to talk about that shit almost constantly but i don't have anyone to talk to bout it so i just feel hella supressed yk
Don't have an outlet thats not just "look at porn, be depressed for 20 minutes"
Don't have an outlet thats not just "look at porn, be depressed for 20 minutes"
February 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I wish i had more friends who were open about their sexual interests. Im like, really horny and down to talk about that shit almost constantly but i don't have anyone to talk to bout it so i just feel hella supressed yk
Don't have an outlet thats not just "look at porn, be depressed for 20 minutes"
Don't have an outlet thats not just "look at porn, be depressed for 20 minutes"
Think imma start using this acc to scream at the void about shit starting now, just drop whatever I'm thinking and not worry about censoring/supressing myself so much. I need a place for it and my 18+ personal bsky is good enough for that lol
February 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Think imma start using this acc to scream at the void about shit starting now, just drop whatever I'm thinking and not worry about censoring/supressing myself so much. I need a place for it and my 18+ personal bsky is good enough for that lol
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The wildest thing about the "violence isn't the answer" girlies is that it historically HAS been the answer
December 12, 2024 at 2:13 AM
The wildest thing about the "violence isn't the answer" girlies is that it historically HAS been the answer