Val E Mato 🍅
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22, Pan, He/They
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22, Pan, He/They
Main account: valematottv.bsky.social
18+ only
5 and 6 are so cute :0
September 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
5 and 6 are so cute :0
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People will see a male character behind have a slight bump and call it a fat ass. Don’t piss me off. That shit should be BIG and ROUND. Your hand shouldn’t be able to fit one cheek. Do not fuck with me.
August 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
People will see a male character behind have a slight bump and call it a fat ass. Don’t piss me off. That shit should be BIG and ROUND. Your hand shouldn’t be able to fit one cheek. Do not fuck with me.
I always find it hilarious that RFK Jr is calling autistic people inhuman when he's literally just 3400 brainworms in a flesh mech suit
April 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I always find it hilarious that RFK Jr is calling autistic people inhuman when he's literally just 3400 brainworms in a flesh mech suit
Vent over, got a job interview in 12 hours so i can maybe make enough money to consider "just leaving" someday 30 years from now, if we even make it that far. Gn.
March 28, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Vent over, got a job interview in 12 hours so i can maybe make enough money to consider "just leaving" someday 30 years from now, if we even make it that far. Gn.
Fuck Trump. Fuck Musk. Fuck anyone who supports them. They don't deserve the benefit of the doubt anymore, they are either goldfish brained fuckwads or genuinely just fascists at this point bc who looks at the state of our country and says "Yeah i wanna live THERE" fuck you
March 28, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Fuck Trump. Fuck Musk. Fuck anyone who supports them. They don't deserve the benefit of the doubt anymore, they are either goldfish brained fuckwads or genuinely just fascists at this point bc who looks at the state of our country and says "Yeah i wanna live THERE" fuck you
Hey while we're on the topic, how about all those people who were unsatisfied with their countries and "just left" that are now being arrested, brutalized, accused of being stains on our society, and deported without so much as a trial? Oh theyre immoral and evil criminals who deserve DEATH? I see.
March 28, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Hey while we're on the topic, how about all those people who were unsatisfied with their countries and "just left" that are now being arrested, brutalized, accused of being stains on our society, and deported without so much as a trial? Oh theyre immoral and evil criminals who deserve DEATH? I see.
Oh and whats that? Our job might not even last the next year bc companies have been incentivized to just cycle out employees every once in a while or completely replace us with automation meaning we probably won't even have rent, much less the extra $100 we might have had? Shoulda seen that coming
March 28, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Oh and whats that? Our job might not even last the next year bc companies have been incentivized to just cycle out employees every once in a while or completely replace us with automation meaning we probably won't even have rent, much less the extra $100 we might have had? Shoulda seen that coming
Hey btw how much does "just leaving" cost again? Minimum $20k plus a few months of bureaucracy and gambling on whether they'll let us out of this country or into another one? Cool cool, guess we'll get our great grandkids out of here maybe if the world hasn't fully combusted by then :)
March 28, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Hey btw how much does "just leaving" cost again? Minimum $20k plus a few months of bureaucracy and gambling on whether they'll let us out of this country or into another one? Cool cool, guess we'll get our great grandkids out of here maybe if the world hasn't fully combusted by then :)
Ah yes, we will leave with the $100 a month we have left after rent, food, taxes, utilities, medical, insurance, potentially college if we fell for that propaganda, various other unexpected costs that came up because this country's capitalism breeds low quality work for the sake of return customers
March 28, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Ah yes, we will leave with the $100 a month we have left after rent, food, taxes, utilities, medical, insurance, potentially college if we fell for that propaganda, various other unexpected costs that came up because this country's capitalism breeds low quality work for the sake of return customers
This piece is fantastic, and it hit me right where it hurts the most. its beautiful and hideous and sad...
But also I can't get over the comment "Bro ate big burger" lmao
But also I can't get over the comment "Bro ate big burger" lmao
March 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
This piece is fantastic, and it hit me right where it hurts the most. its beautiful and hideous and sad...
But also I can't get over the comment "Bro ate big burger" lmao
But also I can't get over the comment "Bro ate big burger" lmao
But it's all real. It's all me. And if you're somehow here at the end of this, I know you too, miss the rain. You feel the weather suffering. You feel a nagging beauty in the frustration and fear of our world's current life. I am so, so sorry. I hope you find peace and can move on. And I love you 💚🍅
March 20, 2025 at 7:21 AM
But it's all real. It's all me. And if you're somehow here at the end of this, I know you too, miss the rain. You feel the weather suffering. You feel a nagging beauty in the frustration and fear of our world's current life. I am so, so sorry. I hope you find peace and can move on. And I love you 💚🍅