Vagabond Jim
@vagabondjim.bsky.social
Autistic? Ohhhh, fuck yes! Autism means a lot of things but rarely ever boredom.
For the moment at least, I'm not having any fun here. So I'm going to take my viewpoint and go home for a while.
For the moment at least, I'm not having any fun here. So I'm going to take my viewpoint and go home for a while.
Is anyone else as disappointed as I am that in the land of backstabbing is an art we no longer celebrate the Ides of March.
Et tu, Padraig, et tu?
Et tu, Padraig, et tu?
March 16, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Is anyone else as disappointed as I am that in the land of backstabbing is an art we no longer celebrate the Ides of March.
Et tu, Padraig, et tu?
Et tu, Padraig, et tu?
Novid, no more. 😟🤧🦠
4 years.
Admittedly the worst part is actually being sick, but it does kind of suck to know I'd done so well.
4 years.
Admittedly the worst part is actually being sick, but it does kind of suck to know I'd done so well.
March 14, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Novid, no more. 😟🤧🦠
4 years.
Admittedly the worst part is actually being sick, but it does kind of suck to know I'd done so well.
4 years.
Admittedly the worst part is actually being sick, but it does kind of suck to know I'd done so well.
Because every once in a while the plane pushes back but doesn't take off. They're not kidding when they suggest you should not take your Ambien until 10,000 ft.
There's always an idiot on the tarmac ready to dump a load of boxes...
No matter the conditionals or priors nothing has zero probability
There's always an idiot on the tarmac ready to dump a load of boxes...
No matter the conditionals or priors nothing has zero probability
March 8, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Because every once in a while the plane pushes back but doesn't take off. They're not kidding when they suggest you should not take your Ambien until 10,000 ft.
There's always an idiot on the tarmac ready to dump a load of boxes...
No matter the conditionals or priors nothing has zero probability
There's always an idiot on the tarmac ready to dump a load of boxes...
No matter the conditionals or priors nothing has zero probability
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the direct sale of cars from manufacturers to consumers is a tidy way to functionally eliminate this entire profession
I think car dealers are basically the prototypical MAGA voter, the entire industry loves him
March 6, 2024 at 8:00 PM
the direct sale of cars from manufacturers to consumers is a tidy way to functionally eliminate this entire profession
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Hmmm, I think it needs a bunny in the story as well.
what if there was a version of amsterdam filled with hamsters called hamsterdam.
January 22, 2024 at 8:51 AM
Hmmm, I think it needs a bunny in the story as well.
One need not look very hard to find countless illustrations of "both sides are so fucking wrong."
At any scale: personal, professional, global.
At any scale: personal, professional, global.
this idea that all conflicts can be neatly divided into Good Guys and Bad Guys is the ideology of a particularly sheltered first grader
January 22, 2024 at 2:18 AM
One need not look very hard to find countless illustrations of "both sides are so fucking wrong."
At any scale: personal, professional, global.
At any scale: personal, professional, global.
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The Feast Of Bacchus, by Phillips de Koninck, 1654, 📸 by Kathryn Riley
January 22, 2024 at 1:26 AM
The Feast Of Bacchus, by Phillips de Koninck, 1654, 📸 by Kathryn Riley
Only if Jake from State Farm becomes Senate majority leader.
We need sanity in both Chambers.
We need sanity in both Chambers.
January 21, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Only if Jake from State Farm becomes Senate majority leader.
We need sanity in both Chambers.
We need sanity in both Chambers.
Surely, somebody out there has an answer for this woman. And these questions deserve an answer
My own posts don't generally get much engagement so maybe this extraordinarily weird question will vanish in the aether, but on the off chance someone who follows me talks to folks with cattle - would cattle even care slightly if someone did juggling in front of them? Or stood on her hands?
January 21, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Surely, somebody out there has an answer for this woman. And these questions deserve an answer
IYKYK.
Some serious talent.
Some serious talent.
maybe we shouldn’t start, but I can’t for the life of me say why
January 20, 2024 at 11:32 PM
IYKYK.
Some serious talent.
Some serious talent.
One of the funniest things about the English language, is when you understand it is derived from German, not Latin.
January 20, 2024 at 5:52 PM
One of the funniest things about the English language, is when you understand it is derived from German, not Latin.
I always wondered what it was that triggered the cascade that became the Dark Ages...
... Seeing Trump has answered my thoughts.
And, fears.
... Seeing Trump has answered my thoughts.
And, fears.
January 19, 2024 at 7:12 PM
I always wondered what it was that triggered the cascade that became the Dark Ages...
... Seeing Trump has answered my thoughts.
And, fears.
... Seeing Trump has answered my thoughts.
And, fears.
Everyone, take a sec.
Take a breath,
Take a toke,
Take another toke,
Take a third toke,
Put down the weed,
Take a breath,
Carry on.
Take a breath,
Take a toke,
Take another toke,
Take a third toke,
Put down the weed,
Take a breath,
Carry on.
January 18, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Everyone, take a sec.
Take a breath,
Take a toke,
Take another toke,
Take a third toke,
Put down the weed,
Take a breath,
Carry on.
Take a breath,
Take a toke,
Take another toke,
Take a third toke,
Put down the weed,
Take a breath,
Carry on.
This is a tough day to live near Cayucos... Every story makes me. Think something is going on nearby.
Then I re-read it correctly as caucus.
Do I put down the bong or the news???
Then I re-read it correctly as caucus.
Do I put down the bong or the news???
January 16, 2024 at 6:36 AM
This is a tough day to live near Cayucos... Every story makes me. Think something is going on nearby.
Then I re-read it correctly as caucus.
Do I put down the bong or the news???
Then I re-read it correctly as caucus.
Do I put down the bong or the news???
I'll be amazed if Matthew Stafford's collarbone isn't broken. One big dude just stood right on it.
January 15, 2024 at 3:11 AM
I'll be amazed if Matthew Stafford's collarbone isn't broken. One big dude just stood right on it.
Remember McCarthy was on the record last year saying he wanted to score fewer points...
Now that the football really counts and matters for the season, he's keeping his promise to not light up the score board.
Now that the football really counts and matters for the season, he's keeping his promise to not light up the score board.
January 15, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Remember McCarthy was on the record last year saying he wanted to score fewer points...
Now that the football really counts and matters for the season, he's keeping his promise to not light up the score board.
Now that the football really counts and matters for the season, he's keeping his promise to not light up the score board.
And, take a few totes before you respond.
January 14, 2024 at 10:10 PM
And, take a few totes before you respond.
How much does Salesforce pay to make and run the Matthew McConaughey commercials. They're directed at senior corporate decision makers. How many of those in America are there versus the rest of us ordinary Jakes.
How many other commercials are targeting super small subsets of decision makers???
How many other commercials are targeting super small subsets of decision makers???
January 14, 2024 at 1:20 AM
How much does Salesforce pay to make and run the Matthew McConaughey commercials. They're directed at senior corporate decision makers. How many of those in America are there versus the rest of us ordinary Jakes.
How many other commercials are targeting super small subsets of decision makers???
How many other commercials are targeting super small subsets of decision makers???
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Me, reading this, combining way too many stories in my head
January 12, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Me, reading this, combining way too many stories in my head
Recidivism is never far away...
January 13, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Recidivism is never far away...
Learning to be a better stoner...
When in the kitchen for espresso, came out with a salad.
When in the kitchen for espresso, came out with a salad.
January 13, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Learning to be a better stoner...
When in the kitchen for espresso, came out with a salad.
When in the kitchen for espresso, came out with a salad.
I'm old, so I need help figuring this shit out.
Have we reached the point where AI Bros are the new Crypto Bros?
I'm assuming there's a silo where we're stacking all these generations of bros with a tech solution in search of a problem, no?
Have we reached the point where AI Bros are the new Crypto Bros?
I'm assuming there's a silo where we're stacking all these generations of bros with a tech solution in search of a problem, no?
January 13, 2024 at 6:38 PM
I'm old, so I need help figuring this shit out.
Have we reached the point where AI Bros are the new Crypto Bros?
I'm assuming there's a silo where we're stacking all these generations of bros with a tech solution in search of a problem, no?
Have we reached the point where AI Bros are the new Crypto Bros?
I'm assuming there's a silo where we're stacking all these generations of bros with a tech solution in search of a problem, no?