Vincent is a pen name bro 🍉
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so i watched drew gooden's new video about greed destroying the world and its given me a great idea. its called the Titan Submersible 2 and--
December 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
so i watched drew gooden's new video about greed destroying the world and its given me a great idea. its called the Titan Submersible 2 and--
ok honestly if u love this show about a mean alcoholic lesbian living in a hivemind community, u REALLY should consider buying my book WE CAME TO WELCOME YOU
#booksky
#booksky
December 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
ok honestly if u love this show about a mean alcoholic lesbian living in a hivemind community, u REALLY should consider buying my book WE CAME TO WELCOME YOU
#booksky
#booksky
i am now watching pluribus
December 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
i am now watching pluribus
there is a set of camera mics i am desperate to buy so i can make vlogs but it is $250 and i must be frugal...one day...
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 AM
there is a set of camera mics i am desperate to buy so i can make vlogs but it is $250 and i must be frugal...one day...
i can write entire books with so much enthusiasm but the idea of responding to an email makes me wanna hibernate for days. what the hell
December 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
i can write entire books with so much enthusiasm but the idea of responding to an email makes me wanna hibernate for days. what the hell
these ppl said they shipped my correct order but the tracking info they gave me hasn't updated once in 2 weeks 😭so whats the truth
December 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
these ppl said they shipped my correct order but the tracking info they gave me hasn't updated once in 2 weeks 😭so whats the truth
had to fashion my scarf into a an approximation of a hoodie because the open/close button on my umbrella got stuck and it refused any attempt of manual deployment. its taking everything in me not to begin a villain monologue
December 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
had to fashion my scarf into a an approximation of a hoodie because the open/close button on my umbrella got stuck and it refused any attempt of manual deployment. its taking everything in me not to begin a villain monologue
December 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
"on amazon?" (nothing wrong with being self-pubbed but there has not been one single time someone imagined me being traditionally published)
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
"on amazon?" (nothing wrong with being self-pubbed but there has not been one single time someone imagined me being traditionally published)
*watching the latest Welcome to Derry* IKFYL, YOU ARE NOT ENDING THE EPISODE LIKE THIS
December 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
*watching the latest Welcome to Derry* IKFYL, YOU ARE NOT ENDING THE EPISODE LIKE THIS
i told this joke to my brother and he stared at me blankly and said he didn't know what i was talking about 🫠
at grandma's house helping my mom clean it out and i am being cask of amontillado'd
November 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
i told this joke to my brother and he stared at me blankly and said he didn't know what i was talking about 🫠
had the best sandwiches of my life yesterday
November 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
had the best sandwiches of my life yesterday
dang thats so tame
@v-e-tirado.com has swears! They've used 303 profanities in their last 1,952 posts.
🥇 "hell" (51 times)
🥈 "fucking" (49 times)
🥉 "shit" (43 times)
🥇 "hell" (51 times)
🥈 "fucking" (49 times)
🥉 "shit" (43 times)
November 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
dang thats so tame
@profanity.accountant i am curious 👀
November 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
@profanity.accountant i am curious 👀
at grandma's house helping my mom clean it out and i am being cask of amontillado'd
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
at grandma's house helping my mom clean it out and i am being cask of amontillado'd
HE IS SO REAL FOR THIS LMFAO
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
HE IS SO REAL FOR THIS LMFAO
Reposted by Vincent is a pen name bro 🍉
Now seems a very good time to remind Americans that the Queer Liberation Library exists, and its online.
November 29, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Now seems a very good time to remind Americans that the Queer Liberation Library exists, and its online.
allowing myself 1 (one) Black Friday purchase and ordering Save the Cat Writes Horror from @bookshop.org. I've had my eye on that book for a while and considering I'm now doing a deep dive on writing as a craft, I NEED it for my studies
November 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
allowing myself 1 (one) Black Friday purchase and ordering Save the Cat Writes Horror from @bookshop.org. I've had my eye on that book for a while and considering I'm now doing a deep dive on writing as a craft, I NEED it for my studies
Steam for sure spoiled me cuz i remember growing up poor and having to REALLY consider what next game i was gonna buy cuz it would have to last me a MINIMUM of 8+ months (or the next time i could afford a game) and now i have dozens of games on my Steam account i haven't played once. why
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Steam for sure spoiled me cuz i remember growing up poor and having to REALLY consider what next game i was gonna buy cuz it would have to last me a MINIMUM of 8+ months (or the next time i could afford a game) and now i have dozens of games on my Steam account i haven't played once. why
best dollar i ever spent
"Players reported dreaming about Over/Under, losing sleep, even forgetting to eat."
@lincodega.com writes about the intensity of Mothership Month's hyperbaric roleplay experience and the bleed that resulted from a lack of conventional safety tools.
@lincodega.com writes about the intensity of Mothership Month's hyperbaric roleplay experience and the bleed that resulted from a lack of conventional safety tools.
Thirty Days of Bleed
Within a high-pressure, nonstop roleplaying game, denizens of Over/Under found it difficult to extricate their character’s emotions from their own.
www.rascal.news
November 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
best dollar i ever spent
after a very long writing hiatus (like 2 weeks, give or take) i am finally halfway through the revisions on this MG novel. pls clap
November 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
after a very long writing hiatus (like 2 weeks, give or take) i am finally halfway through the revisions on this MG novel. pls clap
my new book YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN NICER TO MY MOM comes out in 3 months. I am planning a tour through my usual indie bookstores-- the Lit Bar, The Twisted Spine, Thrillerdelphia and Julia de Burgos Bookstore. All of these are in NYC/PA tho, anyone else got reccs on bookstores/cities for me to consider?
November 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
my new book YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN NICER TO MY MOM comes out in 3 months. I am planning a tour through my usual indie bookstores-- the Lit Bar, The Twisted Spine, Thrillerdelphia and Julia de Burgos Bookstore. All of these are in NYC/PA tho, anyone else got reccs on bookstores/cities for me to consider?
my plan to work out every day this week to jumpstart my metabolism so i can enjoy all the food today without the unpleasantness of bloating has succeeded. just had a full plate AND a slice of pie and my stomach has apparently turned into a furnace, just burning through all that lmao feels nice
November 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
my plan to work out every day this week to jumpstart my metabolism so i can enjoy all the food today without the unpleasantness of bloating has succeeded. just had a full plate AND a slice of pie and my stomach has apparently turned into a furnace, just burning through all that lmao feels nice
im a simple person. i see something annoying, and i refuse to engage. and if its REALLY annoying, well--thats what the block button is for.
November 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
im a simple person. i see something annoying, and i refuse to engage. and if its REALLY annoying, well--thats what the block button is for.