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Vincent is a pen name bro 🍉
@v-e-tirado.com
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horror afrolatine 🇩🇴 award winning author. I write a lot.

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ok honestly if u love this show about a mean alcoholic lesbian living in a hivemind community, u REALLY should consider buying my book WE CAME TO WELCOME YOU

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a hand holding up a copy of WE CAME TO WELCOME YOU. The cover shows three shadowed people with the center figure holding up a pie that contains and eye and tree roots.
December 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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why you should preorder my next novel YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN NICER TO MY MOM :)

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The novel 'You Should've Been Nicer To My Mom' sitting under a large text that says "WHY YOU SHOULD PREORDER" with arrows pointing to the book. WHAT HAPPENS: "A young woman goes home for the reading of her grandfather’s will. Instead of being told what the family is inheriting, there is a message: “One of you is not who you say you are. One of you is el bacà—the demon I made a pact with years ago.” They have to figure out who it is...or they’ll all be damned." The cover of YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN NICER TO MY MOM sits under the text with a devil horn headband. HOW PREORDERS HELP: - An author’s best chance of ending up on a best-seller’s list - Shows the publisher what kind of stories you want more of - Tells bookstores what books they should keep in stock - Helps me to keep selling books :)
December 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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had the best sandwiches of my life yesterday
A close up shot of a sandwich still in its branded wrapping paper with sticker on it that says "wagyu". the sandwich is in front of a brown bag with a receipt of the entire order including 2 wagyu katsu sando, 1 chicken katsu sando, 1 ajitama tamago sando. An unwrapped wagyu sando split in half and revealing juicy wagyu meat between soft bread. An unwrapped tamago sando split in half and revealing an abundance of egg salad with a soft boiled egg also split in half, between soft bread.
November 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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at grandma's house helping my mom clean it out and i am being cask of amontillado'd
the entry of a walk in closet being blocked by a large box. old hangers of clothes previously taken down hang from the top right corner.
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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I WOULD. I'D GO COSPLAYED AS MARINER
a picture of Vincent dressed as Mariner from Lower Decks. They are in a red Star Trek uniform with a black mask on. Junior Lieutenant Becket Mariner from Star Trek Lower Decks
November 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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watched Assassin 33 A.D with some friends and the whole thing basically boils down to this pic, but like drenched in islamophobia
November 21, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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te quiero mucho, mami. i'll miss you for the rest of my life.
two black people, vincent and their grandma smiling at the camera. they are dresses in matching blue outfits and wear black glasses and masks pulled down to show their smile.
November 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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without downloading new pics, describe your gender.
the N-word in the Sega brand font
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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fashion is so much more fun when you don't got dysphoria anymore
November 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Girl...what
a deadline thumbnail article titled "Overcooked Reality Competition Series Based on Video Game in Works at Netflix from A24"
November 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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friend: hey have you see Knights of Guinevere?
me, sending them this photo as an answer:
A plush of the character Boombox from the animated web series Knights of Guinevere. It is a frog with a detachable head, a screw for a leg, and its torso looks like it has a lava lamp-esque golden liquid inside.
November 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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what if i beat you with a brick
October 30, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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moving on to the next book!! particularly interested in the chapter Sympathy for the Devil 👀 cant wait to learn how to make my villains more complex
A hand holding up a book called Creating Characters: The Complete Guide to Populating Your Fiction
October 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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ok i lied i didnt do a lot of writing but i did a lot of READING about writing which is practically the same thing. anyway these two are so good i feel like im really gonna start putting out bangers, everything before was just practice LOL

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A hand holding up two books: the one on top has a purple cover with an orange outline of a hand and is titled CRAFT IN THE REAL WORLD by Matthew Salesses. The one in the back is light blue with the black outline of a tree and is titled THE EMOTIONAL CRAFT OF FICTION by Donald Maass.
October 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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we are down one event fellas!! next up, catch me at the Easton Book Festival this Sunday

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A poster titled VINCENT'S EVENTS against a purple background with darker purple tree and buildings silhouettes. On top are two flying bats and a ghost and the events in order are: Huntingdon Valley Library Writing Workshop October 16 6:30pm - 7:30pm EST Easton Book Festival at the Sigal Museum Easton, PA October 19, Noon EST Mavey's Books in Ardmore, PA October 20, 7PM EST YO! Book Fest Villanova on October 25 Royersford Library Author Event on October 27 6:30pm - 7:30pm EST
October 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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question for other writers: are there any writing craft books that you found helpful? I want to add to my stack here!
A stack of writing craft novels on top of a bookshelf. The novels in order from top to bottom are: Craft in the Real World by Matthew Salesses, The Art of Character by David Corbett, The Anatomy of Story by John Truby, Save the Cat! Writes A Novel by Jessica Brody, Wonderbook: The Illustrated Guide to Creating Imaginative Fiction by Jason Vandermeer, The Emotional Craft of Fiction by Donald Maass and Creating Characters from the Editors of the Writer's Digest.
October 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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this was definitely the highlight of my NYCC trip 😂 I adore Smiling Friends
A fully built scene of the Smiling Friends breakroom with Charlie, a yellow man in an orange hoodie standing to the left and Pim, a short pink man in a white button up shirt and large eyes standing to the right. Vincent sits in the middle, behind the table with a mask on and a box of paper clips in hand.
October 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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forgot this sweater from @saiyre.bsky.social !! ill be wearing this on the bus home hahaha
A large beige sweater with an embroidery across the chest of an open book with mushrooms growing out of it.
October 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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NYCC Haul!! 2 comics & two sunflower magnets from @keezyyoung.bsky.social ; a cookbook from @jarrettmelendez.bsky.social ; a freebie Doom comic; two bags of D&D inspired tea from D&Tea; a tea infuser, lute spoon and feather spoon from Decas Workshop...(1/2)
A bed spread of comics, tea, books and hairclips.
October 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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i am very booked and busy this month so here's where you can catch me before I go into hibernation!

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A poster titled VINCENT'S EVENTS against a purple background with darker purple tree and buildings silhouettes. On top are two flying bats and a ghost and the events in order are: Huntingdon Valley Library Writing Workshop October 16 6:30pm - 7:30pm EST Easton Book Festival at the Sigal Museum Easton, PA October 19, Noon EST Mavey's Books in Ardmore, PA October 20, 7PM EST YO! Book Fest Villanova on October 25 Royersford Library Author Event on October 27 6:30pm - 7:30pm EST
October 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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There Was A Situation
October 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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BOOMBOX IS SO BIG!!!! @glitchprod.com
the frog plush Boombox from Knights of Guinevere. He is held on one hand on top of a bed with white and green leaf prints.
October 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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i have two weeks to put together this damn cosplay
an unhappy theatre mask carved out of EVA foam
September 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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preorder if u like revenge horror ft. demons

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A hand holds up an ARC of the novel YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN NICER TO MY MOM
September 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Listen its Latine Heritage month. Do yourself a favor and get this suburban horror novel where a butch Dominican has to struggle against an evil H.O.A while fighting a particularly haunted tree in her own backyard. you won't regret it!

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An image of the novel "We Came To Welcome You: A Novel of Suburban Horror". The novel image shows three people greeting the viewer, their faces overshadowed. The central figure, a woman in a maroon dress holds a pie that has roots growing out of it and a single eye looking outward. The novel is put against the backdrop of a sepia-toned suburban home. Around the novel are the words "assimilation as horror", "Black, queer and mentally ill", "evil H.O.A." and "Adult Suburban Horror".
September 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM