Kristopher Karl
@uzhenet.bsky.social
🔞 | 52, married, Queer Daddy Bear | A former therapist once described me as a "furry-faced, foul-mouthed asshole, with sociopathic tendencies." Honestly, I'd never felt more seen. | uzhe net = oo-zheh nyet | 🤬🖖🏻🏳️🌈
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Kristopher Karl
@uzhenet.bsky.social
· Feb 27
Over the years, I’ve posted this on different sites, but it never felt more necessary than it does right here, right now.
Paraphrasing a Superman… There’s a right and a wrong in The Universe, and that distinction isn’t hard to make, unless you're a piece of shit.
If you are, you already know. 😏
Paraphrasing a Superman… There’s a right and a wrong in The Universe, and that distinction isn’t hard to make, unless you're a piece of shit.
If you are, you already know. 😏
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“We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it. Power is not a means; it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship.”
— George Orwell, 1984
— George Orwell, 1984
January 4, 2026 at 4:15 PM
“We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it. Power is not a means; it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship.”
— George Orwell, 1984
— George Orwell, 1984
Mistakenly ordered a double espresso/caffeine-infused coffee Yesterday. About 15 minutes in, my heart felt like it was about to Xenomorph out my fucking chest. I was tasting colors, seeing sounds, and hearing smells.
January 4, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Mistakenly ordered a double espresso/caffeine-infused coffee Yesterday. About 15 minutes in, my heart felt like it was about to Xenomorph out my fucking chest. I was tasting colors, seeing sounds, and hearing smells.
“It’s his turn to die by inches, begging to be heard. It’s his turn to be buried in the back, his grave forever hidden from the sun. It’s his turn to be a cautionary tale, then a dwindling memory, then forgotten.”
January 2, 2026 at 3:42 PM
“It’s his turn to die by inches, begging to be heard. It’s his turn to be buried in the back, his grave forever hidden from the sun. It’s his turn to be a cautionary tale, then a dwindling memory, then forgotten.”
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Spoiler alert. You ain't an alpha you a little bitch ass bitch and whatnot.
November 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Spoiler alert. You ain't an alpha you a little bitch ass bitch and whatnot.
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MAMDANI’S Transition Team in NYC will be led by 5 women :-)}
Women are 51% of the population, 70% of the poor, 83% of single parents, do 66% of the work, produce 50% of the food, earn just 11% of the pay, and own only 1% of the land.
➡️ Love, nurture, and protect our children and their future :-)}
Women are 51% of the population, 70% of the poor, 83% of single parents, do 66% of the work, produce 50% of the food, earn just 11% of the pay, and own only 1% of the land.
➡️ Love, nurture, and protect our children and their future :-)}
November 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
MAMDANI’S Transition Team in NYC will be led by 5 women :-)}
Women are 51% of the population, 70% of the poor, 83% of single parents, do 66% of the work, produce 50% of the food, earn just 11% of the pay, and own only 1% of the land.
➡️ Love, nurture, and protect our children and their future :-)}
Women are 51% of the population, 70% of the poor, 83% of single parents, do 66% of the work, produce 50% of the food, earn just 11% of the pay, and own only 1% of the land.
➡️ Love, nurture, and protect our children and their future :-)}
Didn’t know I needed “cuntburger” in my life, but here I am on this Thursday morning, already two cuntburgers deep, with more queued up and ready to go. Thanks, Sarah Paulson.
November 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Didn’t know I needed “cuntburger” in my life, but here I am on this Thursday morning, already two cuntburgers deep, with more queued up and ready to go. Thanks, Sarah Paulson.
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You don't have to forgive them, but hating them hurts you too.
November 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
You don't have to forgive them, but hating them hurts you too.
November 6, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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A weapon of mass delusion.
September 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
A weapon of mass delusion.
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If you like Slutty Gay Stuff, Equality, bands like Nine Inch Nails & Pop & 90s grunge music, you might like my New EP: ROTTEN 👹🖤 music.astrazero.com/Rotten
September 25, 2025 at 8:38 AM
If you like Slutty Gay Stuff, Equality, bands like Nine Inch Nails & Pop & 90s grunge music, you might like my New EP: ROTTEN 👹🖤 music.astrazero.com/Rotten
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#throwbackthursday with a two page spread from my book "dis-similarities" [4] which is available at the link below.
www.blurb.com/b/11722083-d...
www.blurb.com/b/11722083-d...
September 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
#throwbackthursday with a two page spread from my book "dis-similarities" [4] which is available at the link below.
www.blurb.com/b/11722083-d...
www.blurb.com/b/11722083-d...
I've never felt closer to Garfield.
September 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I've never felt closer to Garfield.
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Newsom: "I fear that we will not have an election in 2028 -- I really mean that in the core of my soul -- unless we wake up to the code red, what's happening in this country, and we wake up soberly to how serious this moment is."
September 24, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Newsom: "I fear that we will not have an election in 2028 -- I really mean that in the core of my soul -- unless we wake up to the code red, what's happening in this country, and we wake up soberly to how serious this moment is."
September 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Tomorrow! Quick! What are y’all wearing to the rapture?
September 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Tomorrow! Quick! What are y’all wearing to the rapture?
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Who the hell scheduled the Rapture before the new Wicked movie comes out? This is some bullshit.
September 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Who the hell scheduled the Rapture before the new Wicked movie comes out? This is some bullshit.
15 TV shows to get to know me (no particular order):
Star Trek: Voyager
M*A*S*H
Will & Grace
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Teen Wolf
Sex & The City
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds
Buffy
Happy Endings
Star Trek: Discovery
The Daily Show
Drag Race
Star Trek: Lower Decks
Ancient Aliens
Queer As Folk (US)
Star Trek: Voyager
M*A*S*H
Will & Grace
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Teen Wolf
Sex & The City
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds
Buffy
Happy Endings
Star Trek: Discovery
The Daily Show
Drag Race
Star Trek: Lower Decks
Ancient Aliens
Queer As Folk (US)
15 tv shows to get to know me
Arrested Development
Drag Race
Pokemon (all)
Shameless
Modern Family
Dexter
Happy Endings
Stranger Things
GBBO
Worst Cooks in America
My Hero Academia
Yellowjackets
Poker Face
Futurama
Bob’s Burgers
Arrested Development
Drag Race
Pokemon (all)
Shameless
Modern Family
Dexter
Happy Endings
Stranger Things
GBBO
Worst Cooks in America
My Hero Academia
Yellowjackets
Poker Face
Futurama
Bob’s Burgers
15 tv shows to get to know me
Arrested Development
Drag Race
Stephen Universe
Avatar (the cartoons)
The Magicians
Golden Girls
Buffy
Strangers with Candy
Magic Knights Rayearth
Sailor Moon
Derry Girls
30 Rock
Community
American Dad
New Girl
Game Changer
Nathan For You
Tenchi Universe
Slayers
Arrested Development
Drag Race
Stephen Universe
Avatar (the cartoons)
The Magicians
Golden Girls
Buffy
Strangers with Candy
Magic Knights Rayearth
Sailor Moon
Derry Girls
30 Rock
Community
American Dad
New Girl
Game Changer
Nathan For You
Tenchi Universe
Slayers
August 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
15 TV shows to get to know me (no particular order):
Star Trek: Voyager
M*A*S*H
Will & Grace
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Teen Wolf
Sex & The City
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds
Buffy
Happy Endings
Star Trek: Discovery
The Daily Show
Drag Race
Star Trek: Lower Decks
Ancient Aliens
Queer As Folk (US)
Star Trek: Voyager
M*A*S*H
Will & Grace
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Teen Wolf
Sex & The City
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds
Buffy
Happy Endings
Star Trek: Discovery
The Daily Show
Drag Race
Star Trek: Lower Decks
Ancient Aliens
Queer As Folk (US)
Fuck. Me. Hard.
August 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Fuck. Me. Hard.
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Serving cold butter with frail bread should be illegal
August 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Serving cold butter with frail bread should be illegal
THEY get me.
August 5, 2025 at 1:52 PM
THEY get me.
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Late night parking lot suck-offs... That takes me back.
August 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Late night parking lot suck-offs... That takes me back.
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