Kristopher Karl
@uzhenet.bsky.social
🔞 | 52, married, Queer Daddy Bear | A former therapist once described me as a "furry-faced, foul-mouthed asshole, with sociopathic tendencies." Honestly, I'd never felt more seen. | uzhe net = oo-zheh nyet | ✍🏻😏🖖🏻
We gotta start rounding up and protecting all Sarah Connors. Only partially kidding.
January 15, 2026 at 6:38 PM
We gotta start rounding up and protecting all Sarah Connors. Only partially kidding.
The ones who squawk the loudest...
January 15, 2026 at 12:17 AM
The ones who squawk the loudest...
The "Previously on America" is gonna be f'ing brutal.
January 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
The "Previously on America" is gonna be f'ing brutal.
A Peace-Be-Not-With-You-Bitch sign.
January 15, 2026 at 12:09 AM
A Peace-Be-Not-With-You-Bitch sign.
Can't do anything to jeopardize getting their shares of all that oil cash, can they?
January 15, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Can't do anything to jeopardize getting their shares of all that oil cash, can they?
"Acting masculine" says it all. Acting = pretending. More fragile-ass bullshitters saying and doing fragile-ass bull-fucking-shit. I imagine some of their lessons'll include "How to suck cock like a straight-acting man." 🙄
January 8, 2026 at 7:08 PM
"Acting masculine" says it all. Acting = pretending. More fragile-ass bullshitters saying and doing fragile-ass bull-fucking-shit. I imagine some of their lessons'll include "How to suck cock like a straight-acting man." 🙄
Now, that looks like a damn good time.
January 8, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Now, that looks like a damn good time.
Oh, damn. Sorry. *hugs*
January 8, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Oh, damn. Sorry. *hugs*
Can we add a "Gangbang Me" option?
January 8, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Can we add a "Gangbang Me" option?
She's so calm. I would've been cussing up a stormfront that'd take weeks to dissipate.
January 8, 2026 at 2:36 AM
She's so calm. I would've been cussing up a stormfront that'd take weeks to dissipate.
I was f'ing locked in the WHOLE f'ing vid. 👏
January 8, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I was f'ing locked in the WHOLE f'ing vid. 👏