Kristopher Karl
@uzhenet.bsky.social
🔞 | 52, married, Queer Daddy Bear | A former therapist once described me as a "furry-faced, foul-mouthed asshole, with sociopathic tendencies." Honestly, I'd never felt more seen. | uzhe net = oo-zheh nyet | ✍🏻😏🖖🏻
And his second term, legitimately, which is something he and, well, y'know, don't have in common.
January 16, 2026 at 5:20 PM
And his second term, legitimately, which is something he and, well, y'know, don't have in common.
My forehead would dig being pressed against that...repeatedly, I think.
January 15, 2026 at 11:15 PM
My forehead would dig being pressed against that...repeatedly, I think.
I said this earlier, and I'll say it again... I can give him my 4th grade Chess plaque, doesn't mean he earned it.
January 15, 2026 at 11:14 PM
I said this earlier, and I'll say it again... I can give him my 4th grade Chess plaque, doesn't mean he earned it.
Everybody just needs to leave her and the boys alone. Jesus Christ! Who gives a fuck?!
January 15, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Everybody just needs to leave her and the boys alone. Jesus Christ! Who gives a fuck?!
So many bj jokes, can't settle on one. So, I'll just say your beard looks damn good.
January 15, 2026 at 11:09 PM
So many bj jokes, can't settle on one. So, I'll just say your beard looks damn good.
I can give him the 4th place Chess plaque I won in 7th grade, doesn't mean he earned it.
January 15, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I can give him the 4th place Chess plaque I won in 7th grade, doesn't mean he earned it.
We gotta start rounding up and protecting all Sarah Connors. Only partially kidding.
January 15, 2026 at 6:38 PM
We gotta start rounding up and protecting all Sarah Connors. Only partially kidding.
The ones who squawk the loudest...
January 15, 2026 at 12:17 AM
The ones who squawk the loudest...
The "Previously on America" is gonna be f'ing brutal.
January 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
The "Previously on America" is gonna be f'ing brutal.
A Peace-Be-Not-With-You-Bitch sign.
January 15, 2026 at 12:09 AM
A Peace-Be-Not-With-You-Bitch sign.
Can't do anything to jeopardize getting their shares of all that oil cash, can they?
January 15, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Can't do anything to jeopardize getting their shares of all that oil cash, can they?
"Acting masculine" says it all. Acting = pretending. More fragile-ass bullshitters saying and doing fragile-ass bull-fucking-shit. I imagine some of their lessons'll include "How to suck cock like a straight-acting man." 🙄
January 8, 2026 at 7:08 PM
"Acting masculine" says it all. Acting = pretending. More fragile-ass bullshitters saying and doing fragile-ass bull-fucking-shit. I imagine some of their lessons'll include "How to suck cock like a straight-acting man." 🙄
Now, that looks like a damn good time.
January 8, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Now, that looks like a damn good time.