UVMTJ03
@uvmtj03.bsky.social
Inspired by no one. And still not big on awards shows.
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Brian Kelly is Conch Shell.
September 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Brian Kelly is Conch Shell.
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Increasingly large oof noises, ending with one of the biggest oofs in memory
September 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Increasingly large oof noises, ending with one of the biggest oofs in memory
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the retirement comparison of tom brady (still a self-serious douche) and peyton manning (does commercials where he parachutes into a beer sign) is very funny
September 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
the retirement comparison of tom brady (still a self-serious douche) and peyton manning (does commercials where he parachutes into a beer sign) is very funny
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Mike Tyson will fight Floyd Mayweather in an exhibition that nobody is looking forward to.
Floyd Mayweather-Mike Tyson fight announcement panned: 'Boxing is dead'
Media members were not happy to learn that Mike Tyson and Floyd Mayweather agreed to an exhibition boxing match set to take place next spring.
dlvr.it
September 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Mike Tyson will fight Floyd Mayweather in an exhibition that nobody is looking forward to.
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Some kid is watching this and is gonna try it in a game and get benched for eternity
September 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Some kid is watching this and is gonna try it in a game and get benched for eternity
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at the current rate rate, Jalen Carter is going to get ejected 10,200 times this NFL season
September 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
at the current rate rate, Jalen Carter is going to get ejected 10,200 times this NFL season
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This ref’s had a long weekend
September 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
This ref’s had a long weekend
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🌪️ BYU hit the Tornado Reverse!!
August 31, 2025 at 3:20 PM
🌪️ BYU hit the Tornado Reverse!!
Alright. Now that Texas-Ohio State’s a dud, let’s get on to the second window of games.
August 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Alright. Now that Texas-Ohio State’s a dud, let’s get on to the second window of games.
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Merrimack just called an Onside Kick with 1 second left in the half and got it! But the clock ran out on the play so they couldnt do anything with it
August 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Merrimack just called an Onside Kick with 1 second left in the half and got it! But the clock ran out on the play so they couldnt do anything with it
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we must take collective action as a society to prevent State Farm from running this Patrick Mahomes-Meghan Trainor commercial non-stop on every football broadcast the next 5 months
August 29, 2025 at 3:22 AM
we must take collective action as a society to prevent State Farm from running this Patrick Mahomes-Meghan Trainor commercial non-stop on every football broadcast the next 5 months
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there’s football on TV for 35-ish of the 80-ish hours on this 3 day weekend. Embarrassing, not even half
August 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
there’s football on TV for 35-ish of the 80-ish hours on this 3 day weekend. Embarrassing, not even half
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The Little Leaguer whose dream job was actuary may have broken the ESPN broadcasting booth.
August 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The Little Leaguer whose dream job was actuary may have broken the ESPN broadcasting booth.
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Sam Houston's turnover prop is a literal bag of money lol
August 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Sam Houston's turnover prop is a literal bag of money lol
Don’t have an avatar or anything yet, but I want to say Happy Week 0. There’s real football on my tv.
August 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Don’t have an avatar or anything yet, but I want to say Happy Week 0. There’s real football on my tv.