Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman
@usps.bsky.social
Amateur Titanic Historian, Baseball Nerd, and Simpsons quoter. I make money by giving you stuff you don't want every day. The United States Postal Service does not sanction or endorse anything I have to say about anything ever.
A lot of joy to be found on the job in the little kids who smile and wave at you, or the excited families who see you bringing a last minute gift to their door. But hands down, without doubt, the single greatest part of the job has been discovering the bizarre world of hyper specific trade magazines
November 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
A lot of joy to be found on the job in the little kids who smile and wave at you, or the excited families who see you bringing a last minute gift to their door. But hands down, without doubt, the single greatest part of the job has been discovering the bizarre world of hyper specific trade magazines
🎶 Today is gonna be the day
Brits flush Stubhub down the loo 🎶
Brits flush Stubhub down the loo 🎶
November 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
🎶 Today is gonna be the day
Brits flush Stubhub down the loo 🎶
Brits flush Stubhub down the loo 🎶
Pic unrelated
November 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Pic unrelated
Just fucking fund us so I don't ever have to year the words "USPS" and "loss" in the same sentence ever again, man.
November 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Just fucking fund us so I don't ever have to year the words "USPS" and "loss" in the same sentence ever again, man.
In 100% agreement that this is just the goons robbing the government blind, but it's very funny to see this argument from the woman who raided PPP loans to support her podcast.
November 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
In 100% agreement that this is just the goons robbing the government blind, but it's very funny to see this argument from the woman who raided PPP loans to support her podcast.
Every single day, the 900,000th worst thing a Trump admin employee might do that day is a thing that the right wing media would dedicate a news cycle to covering if a democrat did it. A tweet like this would have been used to indict the entire democratic party as slandering "real Americans"
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Every single day, the 900,000th worst thing a Trump admin employee might do that day is a thing that the right wing media would dedicate a news cycle to covering if a democrat did it. A tweet like this would have been used to indict the entire democratic party as slandering "real Americans"
I'm often reminded of my dad once saying to me "I'm so tired of people saying mainstream media has a liberal bias. The only bias places like CNN have is toward stupidity."
November 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I'm often reminded of my dad once saying to me "I'm so tired of people saying mainstream media has a liberal bias. The only bias places like CNN have is toward stupidity."
AI is totally useless
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
AI is totally useless
Ahh so *that's* why Republicans love it when kids are broke and starving.
November 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Ahh so *that's* why Republicans love it when kids are broke and starving.
I'm all for cracking down on the pervasive sports gambling culture, but I'm sorry *what?* "Up to 65 years?" for taking a sports bribe? I don't think Wander Franco even got jail time.
November 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I'm all for cracking down on the pervasive sports gambling culture, but I'm sorry *what?* "Up to 65 years?" for taking a sports bribe? I don't think Wander Franco even got jail time.
Grok Imagine Prompt:
My father says "I love you, Elon. And I am so proud of the strong beautiful man you have become." He has a single tear in his eye as he squeezes my hand, and I tenderly kiss him on the forehead," and I say "thank you, father, I love you, too." The nurses all clap.
My father says "I love you, Elon. And I am so proud of the strong beautiful man you have become." He has a single tear in his eye as he squeezes my hand, and I tenderly kiss him on the forehead," and I say "thank you, father, I love you, too." The nurses all clap.
November 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Grok Imagine Prompt:
My father says "I love you, Elon. And I am so proud of the strong beautiful man you have become." He has a single tear in his eye as he squeezes my hand, and I tenderly kiss him on the forehead," and I say "thank you, father, I love you, too." The nurses all clap.
My father says "I love you, Elon. And I am so proud of the strong beautiful man you have become." He has a single tear in his eye as he squeezes my hand, and I tenderly kiss him on the forehead," and I say "thank you, father, I love you, too." The nurses all clap.
No one in history has feared the inevitable march toward death more than Trump.
November 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
No one in history has feared the inevitable march toward death more than Trump.
Literally yesterday, too. Fuckin... Place kickers on last place teams, man.
November 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Literally yesterday, too. Fuckin... Place kickers on last place teams, man.
Bro is that Teri Schiavo
November 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Bro is that Teri Schiavo
Jesus Fucking Christ this old bitch is still on her bullshit?
November 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Jesus Fucking Christ this old bitch is still on her bullshit?
Ripley says thank you, but if you are flirting, that she is spoken for.
November 7, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Ripley says thank you, but if you are flirting, that she is spoken for.
Timeline Cleanse. Everyone say Hello, Ripley
November 7, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Timeline Cleanse. Everyone say Hello, Ripley
There is simply no way the kicker for a 2-7 football team is getting death threats from someone who is upset about team wins and losses. This has gotta be degenerate gamblers livid that a missed kick cost them a point spread or something. We gotta ban this legalized gambling empire, man.
November 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
There is simply no way the kicker for a 2-7 football team is getting death threats from someone who is upset about team wins and losses. This has gotta be degenerate gamblers livid that a missed kick cost them a point spread or something. We gotta ban this legalized gambling empire, man.
Those 6300 Eric Adams voters
November 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Those 6300 Eric Adams voters