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Jesus did he have a tenth kid he's gotta feed or something
The Colts are planning to bring potential Hall of Fame QB Philip Rivers into their facility Tuesday to work out to see if he may join their practice squad, per me & Mike Garafolo.
This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
December 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Jesus did he have a tenth kid he's gotta feed or something
This was written in 1953.
December 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
This was written in 1953.
All the best technologies require laws making it illegal to stop them
BREAKING: Trump says he will sign an executive order this week that will limit states’ ability to regulate AI.
December 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
All the best technologies require laws making it illegal to stop them
Mark Wahlberg attempting to menacingly sing "Blue Monday" in Flight Risk needs to go down as a top 5 worst moment in modern cinema.
December 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Mark Wahlberg attempting to menacingly sing "Blue Monday" in Flight Risk needs to go down as a top 5 worst moment in modern cinema.
97 million Americans saw Avatar in theaters
The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.
December 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
97 million Americans saw Avatar in theaters
I think we've reached the "upper atmospheric EMP detonation" stage of addressing these problems.
The rise of deepfake pornography in schools: ‘One girl was so horrified she vomited’ www.theguardian.com/society/ng-i...
The rise of deepfake pornography in schools: ‘One girl was so horrified she vomited’
The use of ‘nudify’ apps is becoming more and more prevalent, with hundreds of teachers having seen images created by pupils, often of their peers. The fallout is huge – and growing fast
www.theguardian.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I think we've reached the "upper atmospheric EMP detonation" stage of addressing these problems.
To the one person on earth who *might* be following me who has any authority over unit numbering schemes of new APTs/bldgs:
If you have multiple units, please do NOT allow the primary unit to have no unit number while the rest do. If any have unit numbers/letters, they all should.
If you have multiple units, please do NOT allow the primary unit to have no unit number while the rest do. If any have unit numbers/letters, they all should.
December 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
To the one person on earth who *might* be following me who has any authority over unit numbering schemes of new APTs/bldgs:
If you have multiple units, please do NOT allow the primary unit to have no unit number while the rest do. If any have unit numbers/letters, they all should.
If you have multiple units, please do NOT allow the primary unit to have no unit number while the rest do. If any have unit numbers/letters, they all should.
Saw this on my timeline and instinctively went to give it a "like" before I realized it was 10 months old and, uh... I already had.
December 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Saw this on my timeline and instinctively went to give it a "like" before I realized it was 10 months old and, uh... I already had.
A dude on Facebook went on a racist tirade about a baseball team having some "heritage nights" in 2026, saying they ignored white folks. I said "they already honored your cracker feelings with German, Irish, and Italian nights in the past" and he promptly got me kicked off for saying "cracker."
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
A dude on Facebook went on a racist tirade about a baseball team having some "heritage nights" in 2026, saying they ignored white folks. I said "they already honored your cracker feelings with German, Irish, and Italian nights in the past" and he promptly got me kicked off for saying "cracker."
Up to 5 packages today that I've seen misdelivered by Amazon guys. And that's just what I *noticed.*
🚨SCOOP: Amazon is preparing to sever ties with USPS and expand its shipping network as a true coast-to-coast rival.
It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.
USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.
USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Up to 5 packages today that I've seen misdelivered by Amazon guys. And that's just what I *noticed.*
Conservatives everytime society doesn't stop to tell them what a special little guy they are.
December 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Conservatives everytime society doesn't stop to tell them what a special little guy they are.
It really is remarkable the degree to which the world's most powerful man can be manipulated into doing whatever you want as long as you tell him he's a Special Boy
December 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
It really is remarkable the degree to which the world's most powerful man can be manipulated into doing whatever you want as long as you tell him he's a Special Boy
They're gonna move the World Cup finals to Morgantown, WV so a bunch of French tourists can have bottles of Yuengling hurled at their heads as they're called gay slurs by a guy in a crown vic bought at police auction.
Monica Crowley claims Trump is "talking to FIFA" about potentially moving the World Cup out of "blue cities," but no decisions have been made
December 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
They're gonna move the World Cup finals to Morgantown, WV so a bunch of French tourists can have bottles of Yuengling hurled at their heads as they're called gay slurs by a guy in a crown vic bought at police auction.
Saying that you have to assume the Texas Legislature operated in good faith when they drew the map is like saying you have to assume Stephen Paddock wasn't trying to kill anyone in Vegas because you can't demonstrate that he ever took aim at anyone specific.
BREAKING: Supreme Court sides with Texas Republicans in fight over congressional map. The new gerrymandered map will be used in the 2026 midterms. The vote is 6–3, with the Republican appointees siding with Texas.
December 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Saying that you have to assume the Texas Legislature operated in good faith when they drew the map is like saying you have to assume Stephen Paddock wasn't trying to kill anyone in Vegas because you can't demonstrate that he ever took aim at anyone specific.
"failed to honor the presumption of good faith by the legislature" lmao what a fucking bogus standard. "Trust us, bro" as law.
BREAKING: Supreme Court sides with Texas Republicans in fight over congressional map. The new gerrymandered map will be used in the 2026 midterms. The vote is 6–3, with the Republican appointees siding with Texas.
December 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
"failed to honor the presumption of good faith by the legislature" lmao what a fucking bogus standard. "Trust us, bro" as law.
Wonder what other hiring standards they threw out the window.
December 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Wonder what other hiring standards they threw out the window.
I don't know if there's a better distillation of the democratic party than "Better canopies for concentration camp visitors"
December 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I don't know if there's a better distillation of the democratic party than "Better canopies for concentration camp visitors"
Next time one of them comes down with the flu just drain them of all their blood until they've got all the humors are back in balance or they exsanguinate. It's what George Washington would want.
When it comes to SCOTUS justices serving for life, I'm a bit of an originalist: I'm fine with it as long as all the justices restrict themselves to 1789 levels of science, technology, and medicine.
December 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Next time one of them comes down with the flu just drain them of all their blood until they've got all the humors are back in balance or they exsanguinate. It's what George Washington would want.
A classic Angels move from the franchise that's brought us Tim Lincecum, Matt Harvey, Noah Syndergaard,? Mark Mulder, Trevor Cahill, Dylan Bundy, Matt Moore, Tommy Hanson, Joe Blanton, and Alex Cobb in recent years.
About to throw 180 IP and win Comeback Player of the Year*!
*or never sees a MLB mound again
*or never sees a MLB mound again
December 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
A classic Angels move from the franchise that's brought us Tim Lincecum, Matt Harvey, Noah Syndergaard,? Mark Mulder, Trevor Cahill, Dylan Bundy, Matt Moore, Tommy Hanson, Joe Blanton, and Alex Cobb in recent years.
If I were responsible for rubber stamping the deaths of a million people in the middle east, I would simply avoid ever taking the moral high ground on teenagers who do not like more death in the middle east.
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
If I were responsible for rubber stamping the deaths of a million people in the middle east, I would simply avoid ever taking the moral high ground on teenagers who do not like more death in the middle east.
Now the Mets just need to re-sign Pete Alonso so Williams can finally confront his demons and be fixed.
December 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Now the Mets just need to re-sign Pete Alonso so Williams can finally confront his demons and be fixed.
Rather ironically, calling a woman one of the biggest antisemites on the planet because she explained to toddlers that Palestinian children are human beings is the exact kind of thing that should get *them* on this list.
December 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Rather ironically, calling a woman one of the biggest antisemites on the planet because she explained to toddlers that Palestinian children are human beings is the exact kind of thing that should get *them* on this list.
Those butting up against the ceiling owe their very existence to the labor of those being raised by the floor, and the inclusion of a ceiling is what guarantees the floor, dipshit.
November 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Those butting up against the ceiling owe their very existence to the labor of those being raised by the floor, and the inclusion of a ceiling is what guarantees the floor, dipshit.
First Ballot Passive Voice Hall of Fame.
November 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
First Ballot Passive Voice Hall of Fame.