Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman
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Amateur Titanic Historian, Baseball Nerd, and Simpsons quoter. I make money by giving you stuff you don't want every day. The United States Postal Service does not sanction or endorse anything I have to say about anything ever.
Beginning to wonder if TCW has ever had a consensual conversation with anyone even a sliver to his left.
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Beginning to wonder if TCW has ever had a consensual conversation with anyone even a sliver to his left.
"Injuries incompatible with life" tier of euphemism
November 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
"Injuries incompatible with life" tier of euphemism
He's my favorite of the bunch, if we're allowed to have favorites. Just so deeply unserious. Like the Coen brothers should make a movie about him as a bumbling attempted villain.
November 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
He's my favorite of the bunch, if we're allowed to have favorites. Just so deeply unserious. Like the Coen brothers should make a movie about him as a bumbling attempted villain.
It'd be like if, after every jury verdict in the country, we ran a Q poll across the entire country to see if we all liked the person enough to skip the verdict.
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
It'd be like if, after every jury verdict in the country, we ran a Q poll across the entire country to see if we all liked the person enough to skip the verdict.
Bootleg franzia fermented under a radiator
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Bootleg franzia fermented under a radiator
I can begrudgingly tolerate "we're expecting," but I'll go full Gloria Steinem on a dude if he says "we're pregnant."
November 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I can begrudgingly tolerate "we're expecting," but I'll go full Gloria Steinem on a dude if he says "we're pregnant."