It's wonderful not being able to sleep because all you can think about is whether or not you'll still be Canadian by the end of this year because Americans are all just letting a maniac play with the entire planet's future.

"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.

Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ https://theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-not-even-christ/

Me:

"Ok.
Maybe I'll look into Heated Rivalry "

Every single post about it on Instagram:

Fujoshis being weird about it

Me:

Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex https://theonion.com/hockey-players-blast-heated-rivalry-for-unrealistic-depiction-of-anal-sex/

TRUE FREIND - dashare.zone ADMIN

getting into bed after taking a shower and washing your sheets is one of life’s top experiences

Mad Men would be a lot funnier of a show if they were vaping instead of smoking in every scene

*MAKE* it gay?

my idea for steam machine

kobolds are fox software running on dragon hardware

The only good thing Dick Cheney ever did in his lifetime was give the world a new public toilet

Holy fuck

Allow me to raise you:

youtu.be/KolxjeVXTks?...

Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park

Eric Adams

Assasin's Creed Shadows is yet another failure by the Ubisoft team to capture the iconic assassination gameplay found in the 2004 classic, JFK Reloaded.