What dumbass thought it was a good idea to get a house with a yard in a swamp? (It was me, dear reader. It was me.) #dmv #humidity

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Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

THIS is the power of telling our stories: "Transgender Representatives Zooey Zephyr and SJ Howell gave impassioned speeches. Following the speeches, 13 Republicans, the most of any anti-trans bill this cycle, flipped and voted against the bill." via @erininthemorning.com

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A house is now a home

Surely this new video won't make me seem like a crank.
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The only thing I don't love about the Sabrina Carpenter and Dolly Parton duet for Please Please Please is that they changed the lyrics. Dolly Parton singing "motherfucker" would heal so many deep wounds right now, but I guess we don't get to experience that. 🫤

My first #cat pic here. #catsofbsky

David Attenborough [whispering]:

“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”