urnotwirthy
@urnotwirthy.bsky.social
Anti-social social worker. Dumb questions galore.
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I spent too long on this.
December 28, 2024 at 4:49 AM
I spent too long on this.
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve
December 11, 2024 at 4:17 AM
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve
Remind me to subscribe to Karting World Championship streaming service in 7-8 years when lil Verstappen-Piquet starts schooling tots. #f1
December 6, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Remind me to subscribe to Karting World Championship streaming service in 7-8 years when lil Verstappen-Piquet starts schooling tots. #f1
Normalize timestamps for different portions of episodes in podcast show notes. Not enough shows do this and it’s so helpful for going back and finding good segments.
December 6, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Normalize timestamps for different portions of episodes in podcast show notes. Not enough shows do this and it’s so helpful for going back and finding good segments.
FIA saw the US Election and decided to also choose violence
December 1, 2024 at 5:29 PM
FIA saw the US Election and decided to also choose violence
A stop/go for Lando for failing to slow under a yellow flag is insane considering the past two stop/gos dished out were for:
1. Hamilton pitting Max in Copse causing a 50g collision. 2021
2. Vettel purposely ramming Leclerc 2017
Wouldn’t a 5-10 second penalty be more consistent??
1. Hamilton pitting Max in Copse causing a 50g collision. 2021
2. Vettel purposely ramming Leclerc 2017
Wouldn’t a 5-10 second penalty be more consistent??
December 1, 2024 at 5:27 PM
A stop/go for Lando for failing to slow under a yellow flag is insane considering the past two stop/gos dished out were for:
1. Hamilton pitting Max in Copse causing a 50g collision. 2021
2. Vettel purposely ramming Leclerc 2017
Wouldn’t a 5-10 second penalty be more consistent??
1. Hamilton pitting Max in Copse causing a 50g collision. 2021
2. Vettel purposely ramming Leclerc 2017
Wouldn’t a 5-10 second penalty be more consistent??
So people with GNXs must be pretty stoked about the resale prospects since Friday
November 25, 2024 at 6:47 PM
So people with GNXs must be pretty stoked about the resale prospects since Friday
Me next Thursday: “in the words of Kendrick Lamar - ‘Bitch, I cut my granny off if she don’t see it how I see it.’ Later Connie! *finger guns*
My grandmother:
My grandmother:
a close up of a pikachu with a surprised look on its face
ALT: a close up of a pikachu with a surprised look on its face
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Me next Thursday: “in the words of Kendrick Lamar - ‘Bitch, I cut my granny off if she don’t see it how I see it.’ Later Connie! *finger guns*
My grandmother:
My grandmother:
By his own logic, removing the brain-worm (parasite) would be murder, right?
November 15, 2024 at 12:51 AM
By his own logic, removing the brain-worm (parasite) would be murder, right?
Aaaaaaaand that’s enough internet for the day.
RFK Jr. believes anti-depressants cause school shootings
November 14, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Aaaaaaaand that’s enough internet for the day.
The only positive I’ve been able to find so far is the future “i told you so” I’ll get to do for my crazy aunt who thinks she’s gonna make it big with tax breaks (spoiler, she’s in the wrong tax bracket)
November 14, 2024 at 5:12 PM
The only positive I’ve been able to find so far is the future “i told you so” I’ll get to do for my crazy aunt who thinks she’s gonna make it big with tax breaks (spoiler, she’s in the wrong tax bracket)
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Don't look at the news
Don't look at the news
Don't look at the news
(Looks at the news)
Oh, for fuck's sake
Don't look at the news
Don't look at the news
(Looks at the news)
Oh, for fuck's sake
November 13, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Don't look at the news
Don't look at the news
Don't look at the news
(Looks at the news)
Oh, for fuck's sake
Don't look at the news
Don't look at the news
(Looks at the news)
Oh, for fuck's sake
I think i’m gonna start tonight! 🤗
I feel like it’s a really good time for y’all to turn off the news and start that overdue 200 hour Stardew Valley playthrough you’ve been putting off. 1.6 update is out, a new farm is calling you. 👩🌾🌾🐔
November 14, 2024 at 3:30 PM
I think i’m gonna start tonight! 🤗
It’s 2024 and i just had to look up whether The Onion actually purchased InfoWars on Snopes. Yes. Yes, they did.
November 14, 2024 at 3:27 PM
It’s 2024 and i just had to look up whether The Onion actually purchased InfoWars on Snopes. Yes. Yes, they did.
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mental health break? you bet it did
November 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM
mental health break? you bet it did
Okay world, i’m going to bed. Don’t do anything silly while i’m asleep
mike wazowski from monsters inc is giving the middle finger
ALT: mike wazowski from monsters inc is giving the middle finger
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Okay world, i’m going to bed. Don’t do anything silly while i’m asleep
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Gaetz for AG is not what I had on my bingo card. What in the actual America?
November 13, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Gaetz for AG is not what I had on my bingo card. What in the actual America?
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So the brain worm serial cheater who decapitated a whale & dumped a dead bear is gonna be in charge of our nation’s health and the chick who shot her dog and her goat and lied about meeting with Kim Jong Un is gonna be in charge of our homeland security.
We are living on the inside of The Onion.
We are living on the inside of The Onion.
November 12, 2024 at 5:39 PM
So the brain worm serial cheater who decapitated a whale & dumped a dead bear is gonna be in charge of our nation’s health and the chick who shot her dog and her goat and lied about meeting with Kim Jong Un is gonna be in charge of our homeland security.
We are living on the inside of The Onion.
We are living on the inside of The Onion.
Being at a conference on “nursing home culture change” one week post-election is quite the exercise in cognitive dissonance…
November 12, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Being at a conference on “nursing home culture change” one week post-election is quite the exercise in cognitive dissonance…
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2024 PitchingNinja Award for Most Electric Struts. ⚡️🏆
Winner: Tarik Skubal (ALDS Game 2)
Winner: Tarik Skubal (ALDS Game 2)
November 12, 2024 at 12:46 PM
2024 PitchingNinja Award for Most Electric Struts. ⚡️🏆
Winner: Tarik Skubal (ALDS Game 2)
Winner: Tarik Skubal (ALDS Game 2)
Thinking of starting a series of “silver linings” posts to try and not focus on how f***ed we are come January….
November 10, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Thinking of starting a series of “silver linings” posts to try and not focus on how f***ed we are come January….